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02/03/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night. | |||||
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02/03/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter starts betting on Chris when he becomes a pitcher; Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant. | |||||
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02/03/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance. | |||||
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02/03/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. | |||||
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02/03/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the director of the annual Christmas pageant. Meanwhile at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. | |||||
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02/03/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters is selling vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school. Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. | |||||
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02/03/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. | |||||
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02/03/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety. | |||||
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02/03/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center. | |||||
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02/03/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys' chance of winning the Bike Parade is in jeopardy when Kenny quits. | |||||
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02/04/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Randy fights against home-grown. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp. | |||||
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02/04/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. | |||||
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02/04/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms while Cartman refuses to get a shot. | |||||
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02/04/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. | |||||
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02/04/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. | |||||
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02/04/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up. | |||||
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02/04/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. | |||||
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02/04/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome. | |||||
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02/04/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Scott Malkinson's desperate to impress the new girl in his class. | |||||
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02/04/2026 4:35 am |
South Park |
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| Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's Holiday Season. | |||||
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02/04/2026 5:10 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade class is banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. | |||||
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02/04/2026 5:45 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. | |||||
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02/04/2026 6:15 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. | |||||
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02/04/2026 6:50 am |
South Park |
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| A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship. | |||||
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02/04/2026 7:25 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. | |||||
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02/04/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about. | |||||
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02/04/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is jealous of the friendship that's developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it. | |||||
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02/04/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town. | |||||
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02/04/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets. | |||||
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02/04/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school. | |||||
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02/04/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado. | |||||
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02/04/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle. | |||||
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02/04/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message. | |||||
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02/04/2026 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Towelie goes to Washington, D.C. | |||||
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02/04/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday. | |||||
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02/04/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter helps Joe solve crime cases; Stewie joins a football team, and panics when he gets a concussion. | |||||
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02/04/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter gets jealous when Lois upstages him at a Red Sox Fantasy Baseball camp; Stewie runs away when Meg babysits him. | |||||
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02/04/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&B that quickly turns into a brothel. | |||||
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02/04/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico. | |||||
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02/04/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house. | |||||
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02/04/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits. | |||||
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02/04/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland when he becomes friends with a cool paramedic. | |||||
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02/04/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, giving Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect. | |||||
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02/04/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog. | |||||
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02/04/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay. | |||||
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02/04/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Michael Kosta interviews comedian and actor Ms. Pat, promoting the BET+ series “The Ms. Pat Show.” | |||||
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02/04/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| James Woods leads viewers behind the scenes of the studios of Family Guy. | |||||
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02/04/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Taylor Swift agrees to be Chris' Homecoming date; Peter becomes an Uber driver. | |||||
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02/04/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois decides not to vaccinate Stewie to "save" him from autism, causing Stewie to run away, and cause the town to have an outbreak. | |||||
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02/04/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The classic novels "The Great Gatsby", "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", and "Of Mice and Men" are re-enacted. | |||||
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02/04/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students. | |||||
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02/04/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist. | |||||
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02/04/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing. While Stan worries that South Park has become too political. | |||||
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02/04/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters' AI revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality. | |||||
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02/04/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race. | |||||
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02/04/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. | |||||
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02/04/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance. | |||||
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02/05/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. | |||||
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02/05/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge. | |||||
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02/05/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman Gets An Anal Probe- Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. | |||||
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02/05/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town. | |||||
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02/05/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature. | |||||
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02/05/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. | |||||
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02/05/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper. | |||||
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02/05/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye." | |||||
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02/05/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartmans birthday party. | |||||
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02/05/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia. | |||||
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02/05/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park. | |||||
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02/05/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship. | |||||
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02/05/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world. | |||||
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02/05/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman searches for the identity of his father. | |||||
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02/05/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman finds out the identity of his father. | |||||
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02/05/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. | |||||
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02/05/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate. | |||||
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02/05/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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02/05/2026 9:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. | |||||
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02/05/2026 9:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel. | |||||
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02/05/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted. | |||||
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02/05/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. | |||||
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02/05/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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02/05/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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02/05/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael steels himself for his move to Colorado and says goodbye to each of his employees. | |||||
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02/05/2026 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam takes off to see a movie before Michael can say goodbye to her, not knowing that he's departing for Colorado that day. | |||||
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02/05/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Deangelo's true management style is finally revealed. | |||||
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02/05/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight takes over as acting manager in Scranton and applies draconian tactics to the office, and Gabe tries to win Erin back. | |||||
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02/05/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim, Toby and Gabe interview candidates for Dunder Mifflin Scranton's open manager job. | |||||
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02/05/2026 2:35 pm |
The Office |
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| The search for a new manager heats up, and Dwight makes his play for the job. | |||||
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02/05/2026 3:10 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin staff accidentally discovers a list of their names in the notebook of the company's mysterious new CEO Robert California, triggering a frenzy of speculation. | |||||
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02/05/2026 3:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Robert California challenges the office to double their sales, and Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend. | |||||
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02/05/2026 4:20 pm |
The Office |
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| The warehouse crew quits after winning the lottery, and Darryl struggles to help Andy hire their replacements. | |||||
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02/05/2026 4:55 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress his parents and Robert California, and Dwight reads a book on how to be a good host. | |||||
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02/05/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Erin struggles to plan the office Halloween party to Andy and Robert's specifications, and Jim and Pam argue about the existence of ghosts. | |||||
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02/05/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Michael Kosta speaks with Director Jon Shenk and Navy SEAL veteran Marcus Capone, promoting the Netflix documentary “In Waves and War.” | |||||
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02/05/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Carter falls in love with Channel 5 News reporter, Tricia Takanawa; Stewie becomes Brian's driving instructor. | |||||
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