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02/08/2026 6:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles's daughter, and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money. | |||||
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02/08/2026 7:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy becomes alarmed that Sophia is becoming more and more forgetful with age. After visiting a doctor, Sophia decides to regain some of the memories she has lost, and takes a trip back to Brooklyn and their old apartment. | |||||
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02/08/2026 7:36 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| After visiting the doctor, Blanche learns that he wants to put a pacemaker in her. However, after the operation, Blanche is so scared of intimacy that she decides to give up sex. | |||||
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02/08/2026 8:12 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche is stunned when a man comes to the front door and claims to be the illegitimate son of her late husband. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia enter a mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines. | |||||
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02/08/2026 8:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose discovers that she may have contracted HIV from the blood used in her gallbladder operation. What really gets to her, though, is the 72 hours she must wait for the results. Dorothy organizes a Save the Swamplands charity. | |||||
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02/08/2026 9:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose must decide between her boyfriend, Miles, or an old boyfriend who has just come to town and asks her to go to Europe with him. Meanwhile, fed up with Dorothy's rules, Sophia decides to move out. | |||||
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02/08/2026 10:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche and her sister, Charmaine, reconcile after a life-long rivalry -- until Blanche reads Charmaine's recently published book and realizes the heroine is based on her. Dorothy becomes fed up with Stan's visiting cousin. | |||||
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02/08/2026 10:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The married man Dorothy once dated re-enters her life and has news that he's now divorced and would like to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Blanche and Sophia become the victims of a con game. | |||||
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02/08/2026 11:00 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally decides to stop taking piano lessons from her Grandma, Ray tries to teach her an important lesson about not quitting by resuming the lessons he took from his mother25 years earlier. | |||||
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02/08/2026 11:30 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, his guilt manifests itself in an inevitable anxietyattack on the golf course and his doctor diagnoses a bad case of stress with the remedybeing to play more golf. | |||||
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02/08/2026 12:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary, Raymond learns that his parents were once separated for a year and might have gotten divorced if Frank hadn't returned home to help with Ray's broken arm. | |||||
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02/08/2026 12:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra fears that Ray is hiding out at work because he doesn't want to spend time athome with the family, she asks him to start working from home. Things don't turn outthe way she planned. | |||||
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02/08/2026 1:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Sick of reading Ally the same stories night after night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. Feeling great about doingsomething other than being a mom, she invites Ray to write the story with her. | |||||
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02/08/2026 1:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday. He makes up for it by buying Frank a beautiful, gigantic aquarium. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one fish dies, he starts to hate it. | |||||
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02/08/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At Debra's insistence, Ray takes her to his 20th high school reunion, and it's even worse than he expected. It turns out that Debra is one of the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girl's bathroom. | |||||
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02/08/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie crashes and ultimately ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that the dayhas finally come to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical, intrusive, andoverbearing and she takes pen to paper. | |||||
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02/08/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. | |||||
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02/08/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a CivilWar re-enactment, Ray voluntarily enlists for the Battle of Gettysburg. | |||||
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02/08/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's Zia Sarina comes to visit from Italy to help Ally with a school project on family trees, he's thrilled to finally meet a relative whom the whole family likes. Ray thinks it's too good to be true, and he is right. | |||||
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02/08/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs over his wife's lemonchicken, Debra gets upset. With good intentions, Ray asks his mom to give Debra cooking lessons. | |||||
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02/08/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. He quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks, he tries to hide the truth from Debra. | |||||
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02/08/2026 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. | |||||
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02/08/2026 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. | |||||
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02/08/2026 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman. | |||||
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02/08/2026 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. | |||||
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02/08/2026 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. | |||||
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02/08/2026 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job. | |||||
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02/08/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. | |||||
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02/08/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her. | |||||
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02/08/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role. | |||||
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02/08/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog. | |||||
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02/08/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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02/08/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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02/09/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine attempts to stop sulking and get over her breakup with Mr. Harris. Meanwhile, Matthew goes to therapy and learns that his intimacy issues are due to his dysfunctional relationship with his sister, Christine. | |||||
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02/09/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long. | |||||
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02/09/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/09/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/09/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy. | |||||
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02/09/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber. | |||||
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02/09/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett. | |||||
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02/09/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The head of a local TV station enlists Aunt Bee to do a nightly cooking show, having heard about her cooking. Although she may not exude great professionalism, she has that extra "naturalness" that they're looking for. But her m | |||||
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02/09/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitio | |||||
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02/09/2026 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on one another and the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns i | |||||
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02/09/2026 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter. | |||||
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02/09/2026 5:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a pretty young girl and her partner. | |||||
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02/09/2026 6:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A psychopathic outlaw takes over Dodge in Matt's absence, holding the town hostage as he awaits an expected gold shipment. | |||||
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02/09/2026 7:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Three teenage boys, on probation from the country jail, are welcomed in Dodge City--for a while. | |||||
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02/09/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner-in-crime who ran out on a train holdup. | |||||
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02/09/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When a renegade Indian kills Matt's friend, the Marshal pursues the killer high into the New Mexico mountains. | |||||
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02/09/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is convinced that Opie's piggy bank is safer than the Mayberry bank -- and sets out to prove his point. | |||||
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02/09/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town. | |||||
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02/09/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up. | |||||
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02/09/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A car containing a high-powered businessman breaks down in low-powered Mayberry. | |||||
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02/09/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town. | |||||
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02/09/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite. | |||||
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02/09/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Ray at first. But when Raymond sees his brother risk his life during a hold-up at Nemo's, he gains a new respect for Robert. | |||||
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02/09/2026 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent'sbed, Ray and Debra do everything they can to slay the monsters so they can get a goodnight's sleep. | |||||
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02/09/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra discovers that her mother-in -law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better thanshe likes her because Amy is a “good girl.” Robert lets it slip that Amy is a virgin, and Marie is thrilled to pieces. | |||||
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02/09/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra brings an “unapproved snack” to Ally's T-ball game and Ray doesn't stand up for her, prominently displaying his fear of being disliked. Debra had no idea that pretzels were noton the "approved snack list." | |||||
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02/09/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert's traffic school students complain that his class causes severe insomnia, hepractices on members of his family -- who turn out to be even tougher critics. | |||||
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02/09/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a “normal” mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial. This is triggered by the realization that he's shrinking and is no longer six feet tall. | |||||
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02/09/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gives away all the “baby stuff” at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that shedoesn't want to have any more children. Ray is surprised to hear that Debra just assumedthey were finished having children. | |||||
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02/09/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time tothe very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous. He's about to propose to hislovely girlfriend Debra and nothing is going right. | |||||
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02/09/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to a cocktail party Carrie's boss is having, but to get there he has to skip eating that day. When Doug gets to the party, he finds out there is no food. | |||||
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02/09/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have always hated their neighbors, the Sackskys, but when they offer Doug & Carrie their Hamptons timeshare because they are having marital problems, they decide that they have to be nice until they get the keys. | |||||
