Schedules
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02/09/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog. | |||||
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02/09/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay. | |||||
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02/09/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house. | |||||
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02/09/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. | |||||
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02/09/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. | |||||
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02/09/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster. | |||||
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02/09/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. | |||||
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02/09/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete. | |||||
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02/09/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. | |||||
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02/09/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down. | |||||
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02/10/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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02/10/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. | |||||
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02/10/2026 1:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Complications ensue when Cleveland bonds with a formerly heavyset classmate of Donna's. | |||||
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02/10/2026 1:24 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland befriends celebrity idol Barry Shadwell and joins his sailing team, but has a change of heart about participating in a sailing event after he and Shadwell share a kiss. | |||||
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02/10/2026 1:48 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After Junior bonds with Donna's ex-husband, Robert, Cleveland challenges Robert to a “Coolympics” competition. | |||||
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02/10/2026 2:12 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After his public access television show bombs, Cleveland changes the format after studying day time talk shows with a large female demographic; Murray writes Rallo a hip-hop song. | |||||
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02/10/2026 2:36 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland tries to generate interest for a comic book character at ComicCon; Donna is horrified to discover that director Robert Rodriguez is screening a Blaxploitation film she appeared in years earlier. | |||||
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02/10/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings. | |||||
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02/10/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video. | |||||
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02/10/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. | |||||
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02/10/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
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02/10/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. | |||||
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02/10/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? | |||||
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02/10/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer. | |||||
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02/10/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. | |||||
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02/10/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show. | |||||
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02/10/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over. | |||||
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02/10/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | |||||
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02/10/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. | |||||
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02/10/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. | |||||
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02/10/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show. | |||||
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02/10/2026 10:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house. | |||||
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02/10/2026 10:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker. | |||||
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02/10/2026 11:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. After becoming a hero, Brian comes back with the family. | |||||
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02/10/2026 11:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| Paying tribute to A Christmas Carol, Peter is visited by the ghost of Patrick Swayze, who takes him on a journey around Quahog. | |||||
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02/10/2026 12:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist. | |||||
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02/10/2026 12:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot. | |||||
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02/10/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian become detectives and embark on solving a string of murders set in Victorian era London. | |||||
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02/10/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard. | |||||
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02/10/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. | |||||
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02/10/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s. | |||||
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02/10/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Chaos ensues in Quahog when Stewie's body-swapping machine malfunctions. | |||||
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02/10/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, attracting the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive. | |||||
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02/10/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire has a freak accident; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police. | |||||
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02/10/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After falling into a coma, Peter comes face-to-face with God, leading him to ask some of life's tough questions. | |||||
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02/10/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage. | |||||
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02/10/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, so at Peter's suggestion, he lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision. | |||||
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02/10/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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02/10/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker. | |||||
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02/10/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. After becoming a hero, Brian comes back with the family. | |||||
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02/10/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Paying tribute to A Christmas Carol, Peter is visited by the ghost of Patrick Swayze, who takes him on a journey around Quahog. | |||||
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02/10/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist. | |||||
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02/10/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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02/10/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. | |||||
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02/10/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. | |||||
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02/10/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. | |||||
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02/10/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure. | |||||
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02/10/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. | |||||
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02/10/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game. | |||||
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02/11/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. | |||||
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02/11/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. | |||||
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02/11/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun. | |||||
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02/11/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. | |||||
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02/11/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. | |||||
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02/11/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. | |||||
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02/11/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. | |||||
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02/11/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret. | |||||
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02/11/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class. | |||||
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02/11/2026 4:35 am |
South Park |
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| Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all. | |||||
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02/11/2026 5:10 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. | |||||
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02/11/2026 5:45 am |
South Park |
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| Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. | |||||
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02/11/2026 6:15 am |
South Park |
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| The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. | |||||
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02/11/2026 6:50 am |
South Park |
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| After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. | |||||
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02/11/2026 7:25 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. | |||||
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02/11/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. | |||||
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02/11/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. | |||||
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02/11/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. | |||||
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02/11/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west. | |||||
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02/11/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door. | |||||
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02/11/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese. | |||||
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02/11/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| Breast Cancer Show Ever - Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. | |||||
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02/11/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. | |||||
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02/11/2026 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. | |||||
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02/11/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the others can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire. | |||||
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02/11/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After an incident at the Emmys, the FCC overreacts, so Peter decides to start his own cable network, until the FCC shut him down and start censoring his life. | |||||
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02/11/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire. | |||||
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02/11/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie kills Lois, and one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death. | |||||
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02/11/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again. | |||||
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02/11/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. | |||||
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02/11/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Meg travels abroad to Europe, her exciting adventure comes to a halt when she gets kidnapped. Brian and Stewie embark on an action-packed mission to find her before it's too late. | |||||
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02/11/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn. | |||||
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02/11/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas. | |||||
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02/11/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu. Peter also had dad breath due to the shrimp from the new restaurant. | |||||
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02/11/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity. | |||||
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02/11/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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02/11/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot. | |||||