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02/10/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. After becoming a hero, Brian comes back with the family. | |||||
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02/10/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Paying tribute to A Christmas Carol, Peter is visited by the ghost of Patrick Swayze, who takes him on a journey around Quahog. | |||||
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02/10/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist. | |||||
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02/10/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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02/10/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. | |||||
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02/10/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. | |||||
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02/10/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. | |||||
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02/10/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure. | |||||
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02/10/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. | |||||
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02/10/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game. | |||||
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02/11/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. | |||||
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02/11/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. | |||||
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02/11/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun. | |||||
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02/11/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. | |||||
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02/11/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. | |||||
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02/11/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. | |||||
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02/11/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. | |||||
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02/11/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret. | |||||
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02/11/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class. | |||||
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02/11/2026 4:35 am |
South Park |
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| Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all. | |||||
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02/11/2026 5:10 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. | |||||
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02/11/2026 5:45 am |
South Park |
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| Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. | |||||
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02/11/2026 6:15 am |
South Park |
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| The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. | |||||
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02/11/2026 6:50 am |
South Park |
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| After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. | |||||
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02/11/2026 7:25 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. | |||||
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02/11/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. | |||||
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02/11/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. | |||||
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02/11/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. | |||||
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02/11/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west. | |||||
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02/11/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door. | |||||
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02/11/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese. | |||||
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02/11/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| Breast Cancer Show Ever - Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. | |||||
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02/11/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. | |||||
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02/11/2026 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. | |||||
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02/11/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the others can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire. | |||||
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02/11/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After an incident at the Emmys, the FCC overreacts, so Peter decides to start his own cable network, until the FCC shut him down and start censoring his life. | |||||
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02/11/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire. | |||||
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02/11/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie kills Lois, and one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death. | |||||
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02/11/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again. | |||||
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02/11/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. | |||||
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02/11/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Meg travels abroad to Europe, her exciting adventure comes to a halt when she gets kidnapped. Brian and Stewie embark on an action-packed mission to find her before it's too late. | |||||
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02/11/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn. | |||||
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02/11/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas. | |||||
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02/11/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu. Peter also had dad breath due to the shrimp from the new restaurant. | |||||
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02/11/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity. | |||||
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02/11/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Jordan Klepper speaks with director Andrew Jarecki, promoting the documentary “The Alabama Solution.” | |||||
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02/11/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot. | |||||
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02/11/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian become detectives and embark on solving a string of murders set in Victorian era London. | |||||
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02/11/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard. | |||||
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02/11/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. | |||||
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02/11/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget. | |||||
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02/11/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. | |||||
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02/11/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings. | |||||
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02/11/2026 10:00 pm |
The Coon |
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| The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. | |||||
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02/11/2026 10:30 pm |
Margaritaville |
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| Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. | |||||
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02/11/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well. | |||||
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02/11/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish. | |||||
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02/12/2026 12:00 am |
Pinewood Derby |
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| Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby. | |||||
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02/12/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia. | |||||
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02/12/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother. | |||||
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02/12/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore. | |||||
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02/12/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers. | |||||
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02/12/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins. | |||||
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02/12/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The F Word - The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. | |||||
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02/12/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Dances with Smurfs - Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary. | |||||
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02/12/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly. | |||||
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02/12/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Sexual Healing - The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem. | |||||
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02/12/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own. | |||||
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02/12/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back. | |||||
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02/12/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook. | |||||
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02/12/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends. | |||||
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02/12/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. | |||||
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02/12/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park. | |||||
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02/12/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too. | |||||
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02/12/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. | |||||
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02/12/2026 9:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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02/12/2026 9:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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02/12/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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02/12/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. | |||||
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02/12/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. | |||||
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02/12/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman. | |||||
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02/12/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Angela pines for Dwight during a office-wide paper airplane tournament, and Andy struggles with the demands of his first paid acting gig. | |||||
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02/12/2026 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The office prepares to watch the documentary, Jim looks for an assistant to the assistant regional manager for Dwight, and Andy tries out for a singing competition show. | |||||
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02/12/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight tries to find out if he's the father of Angela's son, Andy crashes a singing competition show, Jim reaffirms his love for Pam, and the office watches the documentary. | |||||
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02/12/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The film crew returns to Scranton a year after the documentary aired to catch up with the Dunder Mifflin staff during Dwight and Angela's bachelor and bachelorette parties. | |||||
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02/12/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Former colleagues return for Dwight and Angela's wedding, Pam and Jim decide to move to Austin, and the Dunder Mifflin staff gathers together in the office one last time. | |||||
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02/12/2026 2:35 pm |
The Office |
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| When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat. | |||||
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02/12/2026 3:10 pm |
The Office |
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| After learning that the corporate office wants Michael to pick a cheaper health plan for his employees, he delegates the task to Dwight. | |||||
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02/12/2026 3:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Amid the rumors of downsizing, Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party, despite the fact that the closest birthday is a month away. | |||||
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02/12/2026 4:20 pm |
The Office |
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| Members of the office prepare for a game of basketball against the workers in the warehouse. | |||||
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02/12/2026 4:55 pm |
The Office |
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| An attractive woman arrives at the office to sell purses, and several male staff members vie for her attention. | |||||
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02/12/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through The Dundies, the annual office awards ceremony. | |||||
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02/12/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Jordan Klepper interviews Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. | |||||
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02/12/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s. | |||||
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Available schedules: 05/06/2021 - 03/20/2026
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Country: United States
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