Schedules
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02/12/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug catches Carrie cheating at board games, so he tries to find what is making her cheat. | |||||
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02/12/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie think back to the first time they met. Doug was working as a bouncer at a club, Carrie was out on a date with Richie even though she hated him, and Doug's date liked Richie. | |||||
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02/12/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Delivery man Doug Heffernan has a good life: He's got a pretty wife (Carrie), a big TV and friends to watch it with. Then Carrie's goofy and annoying father Arthur moves in with them. | |||||
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02/12/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has to take Arthur out of the house so Carrie can set up for his suprise party for his 75th birthday. While at a restaurant, Doug loses Arthur. | |||||
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02/12/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events. | |||||
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02/12/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water. | |||||
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02/12/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares. | |||||
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02/12/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word. | |||||
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02/12/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be. | |||||
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02/12/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them. | |||||
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02/13/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date. | |||||
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02/13/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another. | |||||
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02/13/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/13/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/13/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land. | |||||
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02/13/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store, but gives it up because another boys needs employment more. | |||||
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02/13/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jealousy appears in Mayberry when Andy realizes that a handsome big city teacher is spending evenings with Helen. | |||||
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02/13/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's eager-beaver deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at their charity bazaar. | |||||
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02/13/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of | |||||
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02/13/2026 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medica | |||||
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02/13/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident. Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the Supply Tent together. Frank's jealousy of Trap | |||||
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02/13/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye's and Trapper's heckling, a Shirley Temple movie, and a cookout. | |||||
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02/13/2026 6:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Deputy Festus Haggen is lost in the desert and stumbles into a ghost town where he is attacked by a killer. | |||||
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02/13/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus tries to go into the freight business and it nearly results in matrimony. | |||||
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02/13/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A released convict comes to claim as his own a married woman who for years had been corresponding to him purely out of kindness. | |||||
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02/13/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An aging marshal sets out to trap a band of outlaws. | |||||
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02/13/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A childhood friend of Festus kills a prospector and then loses his mind when he finds the apparently rich mine contains only fool's gold. | |||||
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02/13/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass is a mountain man very disgruntled with being rejected by the army. | |||||
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02/13/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life -- leading to more work for all. | |||||
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02/13/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee is the unwilling to object of matrimony when mountaineer Brisco Darling comes a'courting | |||||
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02/13/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gossiping Gomer Pyle, moves in with the sheriff when he loses his job and home at the filling station. | |||||
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02/13/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ronny Howard who plays Opie shares the show with his father and younger brother as Maybery gets involved with a gold shipment en route to Fort Knox. | |||||
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02/13/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card. | |||||
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02/13/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time on a romanticweekend getaway in Vermont. From the moment they set foot in the bed andbreakfast, it's apparent that theyare trying a bit too hard. | |||||
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02/13/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gets a part-time job in the big city, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself,and Marie is left wondering what's to become of the children, the house and her belovedson now that they will be neglected. | |||||
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02/13/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray babysits for the kids at the park and Debra sees how sweet and helpful he is towards the other mothers, she demands to know why she does not receive the sametreatment. | |||||
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02/13/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), hecan't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby, and it's starting to tickhim off. | |||||
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02/13/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert and Amy get caught alone by some of Robert's fellow apartment tenants, theyare desperate to find a play where they can have time to themselves. Ray comes to the rescue by allowing them to move into the basement. | |||||
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02/13/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray discovers that the diamond in Debra's wedding ring is a fake, he finds a way to steal the ring so he can replace the stone, unaware that she replaced the diamond with areal one after their wedding. | |||||
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02/13/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she realizes during a Valentine's Day dinner with Ray, that they nolonger have anything to talk about. Debra suggests that they get involved in each other's hobbies so they'll have something in common. | |||||
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02/13/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon and Doug go to Atlantic City and Doug loses a lot of money, while Deacon makes a lot. Deacon used money that he was holding for Doug to win the money, so Doug wants some of it. | |||||
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02/13/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug finds out that Deacon is a big brother for a kid, Doug signs up to be one too. But when he gets the kid, he decides he doesn't like him. | |||||
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02/13/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Tim Sacksky convinces Doug to join his water filter selling business. It turns out to be nothing more than a pyramid scheme and Carrie wants Doug to go get his money back, but Doug still thinks he can make money. | |||||
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02/13/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to an italian restaurant he found, but Carrie thinks the waiter was rude to her and forbids Doug to go again. Doug loves the restaurant, so he decides to sneak behind her back. | |||||
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02/13/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug shows Carrie he can still be romantic, and Arthur get jury duty. | |||||
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02/13/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie can't decide what to do about their vacation. | |||||
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02/13/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals. | |||||
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02/13/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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02/13/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane. | |||||
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02/13/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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02/13/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones. | |||||
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02/13/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine. | |||||
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02/14/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine. | |||||
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02/14/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up. | |||||
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02/14/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne finds herself in the midst of a huge family squabble when Fred decides to take Dan's advice and sue pregnant Jackie for custody of the unborn child. | |||||
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02/14/2026 1:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| When Roseanne and pregnant Jackie visit a gay bar with Nancy and her friend, Sharon, Roseanne feels pretty smug and cool - until she is overwhelmed by a surprisingly affectionate admirer. | |||||
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02/14/2026 2:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| The usual symptoms - panic, pain and incredible joy - announce the imminent arrival of Jackie's child. Even though Fred is the father, Roseanne struggles to limit his participation in the process. | |||||
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02/14/2026 2:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan have different ideas about covering one of Dan's father's missed alimony payments. Meanwhile, new parents, Fred and Jackie, still can't figure out whether they love each other or not. | |||||
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02/14/2026 3:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Ed is lying to Dan about the mental state of his mother. But Roseanne tries to get Dan to accept that the lie was really an act of kindness. | |||||
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02/14/2026 4:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| When Roseanne accepts delivery of too many new stoves for her diner, young D.J., who has found religion, begins spouting words of conscience and surprises Roseanne with some serious ethical questions. | |||||
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02/14/2026 4:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| When Bev breaks her pelvis in the retirement home, Roseanne and Dan are shocked to find out how it happened. As a result, Bev is forced to move in with them rather than die of embarrassment in the retirement community. | |||||
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02/14/2026 5:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| While Fred seeks advice on how to propose marriage to Jackie, Dan and Roseanne are rekindling their romance with inspiration from the soap opera "One Life to Live." | |||||
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02/14/2026 5:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together. | |||||
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02/14/2026 6:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's announcement that she is pregnant again leads to her and Dan debating kicking Becky out of the house to make room. Jackie and Fred squabble over sleeping arrangements. | |||||
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02/14/2026 7:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters. Meanwhile, Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's dark secret - she's having an affair. | |||||
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02/14/2026 7:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| There's a snitch in the Conner household. Upset over their recent breakup, David tattles on Darlene. And, to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs! | |||||
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02/14/2026 8:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma. The situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives! | |||||
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02/14/2026 8:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about? There is a flurry of activity to figure out the "who" and the "why." | |||||
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02/14/2026 9:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past. | |||||
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02/14/2026 10:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings.Meanwhile, David is stunned to find that Darlene's planning to move in with hernew boyfriend, Jimmy. | |||||
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02/14/2026 10:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| After D.J. gets pushed around by the town bully, Dan steps in to teach him the basics of self-defense. Recently dumped by Darlene, David begins overcompensating by acting "macho." | |||||
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02/14/2026 11:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| When DJ refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of DJ's racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev. | |||||
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02/14/2026 11:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Valentine's Day and Cupid's arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene's heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school dance. | |||||
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02/14/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance. | |||||
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02/14/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer. | |||||
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02/14/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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02/14/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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02/14/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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02/14/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. | |||||
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02/14/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket. | |||||
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02/14/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George. | |||||
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02/14/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. | |||||
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02/14/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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02/14/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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02/14/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems. | |||||
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02/14/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug plans the perfect Valentine's Day, but first he has to take Spence out for a beer for his birthday. Spence's mom plans a surprise party and ropes his friends into staying, even when Spence storms off embarrassed. | |||||
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02/14/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug does an imitation of Rico, a person he works with to get Carrie to have sex with him. But then when Carrie wants him to do the voice again, Doug worries she doesn't want him anymore. | |||||
