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		02/14/2026 3:24 am	Roseanne	Lies My Father Told Me
	Ed is lying to Dan about the mental state of his mother. But Roseanne tries to get Dan to accept that the lie was really an act of kindness.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Lies My Father Told Me Localized description: Ed is lying to Dan about the mental state of his mother. But Roseanne tries to get Dan to accept that the lie was really an act of kindness.
		02/14/2026 4:00 am	Roseanne	I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
	When Roseanne accepts delivery of too many new stoves for her diner, young D.J., who has found religion, begins spouting words of conscience and surprises Roseanne with some serious ethical questions.

		02/14/2026 4:36 am	Roseanne	Body by Jake
	When Bev breaks her pelvis in the retirement home, Roseanne and Dan are shocked to find out how it happened. As a result, Bev is forced to move in with them rather than die of embarrassment in the retirement community.

		02/14/2026 5:12 am	Roseanne	Isn't It Romantic
	While Fred seeks advice on how to propose marriage to Jackie, Dan and Roseanne are rekindling their romance with inspiration from the soap opera "One Life to Live."

		02/14/2026 5:48 am	Roseanne	Altar Egos
	When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.

		02/14/2026 6:24 am	Roseanne	Nine Is Enough
	Roseanne's announcement that she is pregnant again leads to her and Dan debating kicking Becky out of the house to make room. Jackie and Fred squabble over sleeping arrangements.

		02/14/2026 7:00 am	Roseanne	Two for One
	Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters. Meanwhile, Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's dark secret - she's having an affair.

		02/14/2026 7:36 am	Roseanne	Snoop Davey Dave
	There's a snitch in the Conner household. Upset over their recent breakup, David tattles on Darlene. And, to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

		02/14/2026 8:12 am	Roseanne	Girl Talk
	When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma. The situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives!

		02/14/2026 8:48 am	Roseanne	Sleeper
	Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about? There is a flurry of activity to figure out the "who" and the "why."

		02/14/2026 9:24 am	Roseanne	Skeleton in the Closet
	It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past.

		02/14/2026 10:00 am	Roseanne	Follow the Son
	D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings.Meanwhile, David is stunned to find that Darlene's planning to move in with hernew boyfriend, Jimmy.

		02/14/2026 10:30 am	Roseanne	Punch and Jimmy
	After D.J. gets pushed around by the town bully, Dan steps in to teach him the basics of self-defense. Recently dumped by Darlene, David begins overcompensating by acting "macho."

		02/14/2026 11:00 am	Roseanne	White Men Can't Kiss
	When DJ refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of DJ's racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev.

		02/14/2026 11:30 am	Roseanne	Valentine's Day
	It's Valentine's Day and Cupid's arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene's heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school dance.

		02/14/2026 12:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		02/14/2026 12:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		02/14/2026 1:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 1
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		02/14/2026 1:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 2
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		02/14/2026 2:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

		02/14/2026 2:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		02/14/2026 3:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		02/14/2026 3:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		02/14/2026 4:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		02/14/2026 4:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		02/14/2026 5:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		02/14/2026 5:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		02/14/2026 6:00 pm	King of Queens	S'Ain't Valentine's
	Doug plans the perfect Valentine's Day, but first he has to take Spence out for a beer for his birthday. Spence's mom plans a surprise party and ropes his friends into staying, even when Spence storms off embarrassed.

		02/14/2026 6:30 pm	King of Queens	Do Rico
	Doug does an imitation of Rico, a person he works with to get Carrie to have sex with him. But then when Carrie wants him to do the voice again, Doug worries she doesn't want him anymore.

		02/14/2026 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Roast Chicken
	Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss.

		02/14/2026 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Animal Attraction
	It's Valentine's Day and Doug has to deliver penguins to a zoo together with Deacon. Meanwhile, Carrie and Hollie are trying to get a date for Hollie and even Arthur and Spence are looking out for love.

		02/14/2026 8:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Snakes On a Date
	Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

		02/14/2026 8:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Everyone Says I Love You Except Richie
	When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

		02/14/2026 9:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

		02/14/2026 9:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.

		02/14/2026 10:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Self-Esteem Tempura
	Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument?

		02/14/2026 10:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Rage Against the Christine
	Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

		02/14/2026 11:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
	Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common.

		02/14/2026 11:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Unidentified Funk
	Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken.

		02/15/2026 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Happy Endings
	When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa.

		02/15/2026 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
	Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge.

		02/15/2026 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	What Happens In Vegas Is Disgusting In Vegas
	New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe.

		02/15/2026 1:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Reckless Abandonment
	Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star MICHAELA WATKINS ("SNL") appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy.

		02/15/2026 2:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
	Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires.

		02/15/2026 2:48 am	The Golden Girls	Valentine's Day
	It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.

		02/15/2026 3:24 am	The Golden Girls	The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
	The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's goddaughter, whose father was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly puting a curse on him years ago.

		02/15/2026 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	All Bets are Off
	Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting, and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances.

		02/15/2026 4:36 am	The Golden Girls	The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1)
	An FBI agent investigates the girls' lives for a possible visit from President Bush. This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together.

		02/15/2026 5:12 am	The Golden Girls	The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)
	When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president.

		02/15/2026 5:48 am	The Golden Girls	Blanche Delivers
	Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, comes to Miami and wants to give birth in a birthing center. Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated.

		02/15/2026 6:24 am	The Golden Girls	Once, in St. Olaf
	Rose makes a stunning discovery while admitting a patient at the hospital. Meanwhile, Sophia has to have surgery, but a mix-up occurs after the operation and Sophia becomes lost in the hospital.

		02/15/2026 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	If at Last You Do Suceed
	Stan has finally hit it big with a new invention, but still Dorothy can't be happy for him. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche fight over some war bonds that, if cashed, could bankrupt St. Olaf.

		02/15/2026 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Snap Out of It
	Dorothy helps Sophia with the Meals on Wheels program and runs across a man who hasn't left his apartment since the 1960's. Meanwhile, Blanche's birthday is coming up and Rose becomes determined to find out her real age.

		02/15/2026 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
	Blanche gets an unexpected visit from her childhood "mammy" (nanny) but doesn't want to speak to her. Meanwhile, Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy, who experiences a date with a convict.

		02/15/2026 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Feelings
	Dorothy receives threats after failing a football star, which means he can't play in an upcoming football game. Meanwhile, Rose must deal with her dentist who she thinks fondled her during her last visit.

		02/15/2026 9:00 am	The Golden Girls	Zborn Again
	Dorothy finds herself being wooed by Stan and it seems her old feelings for him are resurfacing. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker.

		02/15/2026 9:30 am	The Golden Girls	How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
	After the death of a friend, who had been a nun, Sophia decides she would like to become one. So she joins a convent and moves out. Meanwhile, Blanche gets into a car accident with Rose's car, which leaves Rose with a lawsuit.

		02/15/2026 10:00 am	The Golden Girls	Mrs. George Devereaux
	Blanche has a secret admirer and is shocked when she meets him: her supposedly dead husband, George. Meanwhile, Dorothy is being wooed by two men, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner.

		02/15/2026 10:30 am	The Golden Girls	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
	Due to a drought in St. Olaf, Rose swears to be celibate and Blanche advises her not to tell Miles the truth. Sophia takes Blanche's tips to lure a man to bed but when she says she loves him, it doesn't turn out as she hoped.

		02/15/2026 11:00 am	Everybody Loves Raymond	How They Met
	Memories of Ray and Debra first met 15 years ago flood back in a flashback episode when they prepare Ally for her first play date with a little boy.

		02/15/2026 11:30 am	Everybody Loves Raymond	Boob Job
	Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired “newand improved” breasts. She is anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as is, so she conducts a little experiment.

		02/15/2026 12:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Can Opener
	Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over anewly purchased can opener, that seems to have opened a can of worms.

		02/15/2026 12:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	You Bet
	When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial moodand not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior.

		02/15/2026 1:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Sex Talk
	Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be.Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence forolder couples to experience.

		02/15/2026 1:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Will
	Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardiansfor their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choosethe two people who they feel would be best .

		02/15/2026 2:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sister
	Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a goodindication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit withrosary beads and prayer cards as gifts.

		02/15/2026 2:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Cousin Gerard
	When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debrapoints out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified.

		02/15/2026 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra's Workouts
	Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a morethan regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again.

		02/15/2026 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	No Thanks
	Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie.

		02/15/2026 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Left Back
	While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age.

		02/15/2026 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Christmas Picture
	Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.

		02/15/2026 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	What's With Robert?
	When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result ofhis being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy.

		02/15/2026 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		02/15/2026 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

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