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02/14/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss. | |||||
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02/14/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| It's Valentine's Day and Doug has to deliver penguins to a zoo together with Deacon. Meanwhile, Carrie and Hollie are trying to get a date for Hollie and even Arthur and Spence are looking out for love. | |||||
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02/14/2026 8:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club. | |||||
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02/14/2026 8:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to. | |||||
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02/14/2026 9:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick. | |||||
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02/14/2026 9:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date. | |||||
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02/14/2026 10:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument? | |||||
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02/14/2026 10:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself. | |||||
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02/14/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common. | |||||
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02/14/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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02/15/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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02/15/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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02/15/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe. | |||||
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02/15/2026 1:36 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star MICHAELA WATKINS ("SNL") appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy. | |||||
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02/15/2026 2:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires. | |||||
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02/15/2026 2:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past. | |||||
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02/15/2026 3:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's goddaughter, whose father was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly puting a curse on him years ago. | |||||
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02/15/2026 4:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting, and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances. | |||||
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02/15/2026 4:36 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| An FBI agent investigates the girls' lives for a possible visit from President Bush. This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together. | |||||
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02/15/2026 5:12 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president. | |||||
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02/15/2026 5:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, comes to Miami and wants to give birth in a birthing center. Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated. | |||||
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02/15/2026 6:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose makes a stunning discovery while admitting a patient at the hospital. Meanwhile, Sophia has to have surgery, but a mix-up occurs after the operation and Sophia becomes lost in the hospital. | |||||
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02/15/2026 7:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Stan has finally hit it big with a new invention, but still Dorothy can't be happy for him. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche fight over some war bonds that, if cashed, could bankrupt St. Olaf. | |||||
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02/15/2026 7:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy helps Sophia with the Meals on Wheels program and runs across a man who hasn't left his apartment since the 1960's. Meanwhile, Blanche's birthday is coming up and Rose becomes determined to find out her real age. | |||||
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02/15/2026 8:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche gets an unexpected visit from her childhood "mammy" (nanny) but doesn't want to speak to her. Meanwhile, Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy, who experiences a date with a convict. | |||||
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02/15/2026 8:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy receives threats after failing a football star, which means he can't play in an upcoming football game. Meanwhile, Rose must deal with her dentist who she thinks fondled her during her last visit. | |||||
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02/15/2026 9:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy finds herself being wooed by Stan and it seems her old feelings for him are resurfacing. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker. | |||||
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02/15/2026 9:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| After the death of a friend, who had been a nun, Sophia decides she would like to become one. So she joins a convent and moves out. Meanwhile, Blanche gets into a car accident with Rose's car, which leaves Rose with a lawsuit. | |||||
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02/15/2026 10:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche has a secret admirer and is shocked when she meets him: her supposedly dead husband, George. Meanwhile, Dorothy is being wooed by two men, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner. | |||||
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02/15/2026 10:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Due to a drought in St. Olaf, Rose swears to be celibate and Blanche advises her not to tell Miles the truth. Sophia takes Blanche's tips to lure a man to bed but when she says she loves him, it doesn't turn out as she hoped. | |||||
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02/15/2026 11:00 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Memories of Ray and Debra first met 15 years ago flood back in a flashback episode when they prepare Ally for her first play date with a little boy. | |||||
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02/15/2026 11:30 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired “newand improved” breasts. She is anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as is, so she conducts a little experiment. | |||||
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02/15/2026 12:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over anewly purchased can opener, that seems to have opened a can of worms. | |||||
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02/15/2026 12:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial moodand not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior. | |||||
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02/15/2026 1:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be.Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence forolder couples to experience. | |||||
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02/15/2026 1:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardiansfor their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choosethe two people who they feel would be best . | |||||
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02/15/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a goodindication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit withrosary beads and prayer cards as gifts. | |||||
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02/15/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debrapoints out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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02/15/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a morethan regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again. | |||||
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02/15/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie. | |||||
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02/15/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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02/15/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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02/15/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result ofhis being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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02/15/2026 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams. | |||||
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02/15/2026 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. | |||||
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02/15/2026 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend | |||||
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02/15/2026 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. | |||||
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02/15/2026 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. | |||||
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02/15/2026 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. | |||||
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02/15/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. | |||||
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02/15/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. | |||||
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02/15/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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02/15/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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02/15/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. | |||||
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02/15/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
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02/16/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine finds herself the solid, dependable one in a new friendship with a fellow mom, Francie (guest star KRISTEN JOHNSTON - "3rd Rock from the Sun"), at Ritchie's school. | |||||
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02/16/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, evoking memories of Ritchie's birth -- and possibly rekindling romantic feelings. | |||||
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02/16/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/16/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/16/2026 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar is driving Hawk, B.J., Sherman, and Frank in a bus back from a "medical conference" when they get lost. They stop to see if they can find anything they recognize. When they decide to turn around, they find that the bus doe | |||||
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02/16/2026 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake. | |||||
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02/16/2026 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran | |||||
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02/16/2026 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi | |||||
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02/16/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi | |||||
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02/16/2026 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been pl | |||||
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02/16/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w | |||||
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02/16/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the p | |||||
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02/16/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he | |||||
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02/16/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon | |||||
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02/16/2026 7:00 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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02/16/2026 7:30 am |
MASH |
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| After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and | |||||
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02/16/2026 8:00 am |
MASH |
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| Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry | |||||
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02/16/2026 8:30 am |
MASH |
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| As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ recieve their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, ex | |||||
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02/16/2026 9:00 am |
MASH |
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| In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation. | |||||
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02/16/2026 9:30 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan | |||||
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02/16/2026 10:00 am |
MASH |
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| A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme. | |||||
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02/16/2026 10:30 am |
MASH |
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| Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge | |||||
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02/16/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, evicted from his rooming house for illegal cooking, sets about making the Mayberry sheriff's office back room "just like home." | |||||
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02/16/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney plays cupid for Gomer when Barney's girl refuses to go to a dance unless her cousin also has a date. | |||||
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02/16/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing. | |||||
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02/16/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie and his chums take their roles as Robin Hood and his merry men seriously as they befriend a hobo at the expense at the pantries of Mayberry. | |||||
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02/16/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen are trapped in a cave by a landslide. | |||||
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02/16/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns a lesson in friendship when he befriends a newcomer to Mayberry. | |||||
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02/16/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when theylearn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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02/16/2026 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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02/16/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in theline of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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02/16/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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02/16/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a“Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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02/16/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyonelikes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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02/16/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thusleaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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02/16/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizesthat all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kidsout more often. | |||||
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02/16/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds. | |||||
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02/16/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie decides she wants to go back to college after seeing her friends reaction when she tells them she never went. | |||||
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