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02/16/2026 9:30 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan | |||||
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02/16/2026 10:00 am |
MASH |
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| A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme. | |||||
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02/16/2026 10:30 am |
MASH |
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| Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge | |||||
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02/16/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, evicted from his rooming house for illegal cooking, sets about making the Mayberry sheriff's office back room "just like home." | |||||
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02/16/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney plays cupid for Gomer when Barney's girl refuses to go to a dance unless her cousin also has a date. | |||||
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02/16/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing. | |||||
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02/16/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie and his chums take their roles as Robin Hood and his merry men seriously as they befriend a hobo at the expense at the pantries of Mayberry. | |||||
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02/16/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen are trapped in a cave by a landslide. | |||||
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02/16/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns a lesson in friendship when he befriends a newcomer to Mayberry. | |||||
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02/16/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when theylearn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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02/16/2026 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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02/16/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in theline of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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02/16/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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02/16/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a“Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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02/16/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyonelikes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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02/16/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thusleaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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02/16/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizesthat all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kidsout more often. | |||||
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02/16/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds. | |||||
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02/16/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie decides she wants to go back to college after seeing her friends reaction when she tells them she never went. | |||||
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02/16/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it. | |||||
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02/16/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works. | |||||
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02/16/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Deacon are going insane from boredom during the strike. They get together with Arthur and stark pulling stupid pranks on people to entertain themselves. | |||||
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02/16/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family. | |||||
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02/16/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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02/16/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. | |||||
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02/16/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. | |||||
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02/16/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up. | |||||
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02/16/2026 11:00 pm |
Roseanne |
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| Nana Mary's introduces her new husband at Thanksgiving.. Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results from her prenatal test and learn that something may be wrong with the baby. | |||||
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02/16/2026 11:30 pm |
Roseanne |
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| Waiting for the prenatal test results leave Roseanne and Dan in a panic. Emotions run high as Roseanne mulls over her pregnancy options and consequently excludes Dan from any paternal involvement. | |||||
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02/17/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship. | |||||
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02/17/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| A geriatric couple with a penchant for nudity has moved in next door. Darlene worries about how close Becky and David have gotten. | |||||
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02/17/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/17/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/17/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend aren't as young as they used to be -- or as they at first think they are. | |||||
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02/17/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists his extrasensory powers predict a picnic will prove disastrous. | |||||
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02/17/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation. | |||||
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02/17/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio., | |||||
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02/17/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Dr. Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the 4077th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time - when a patient needs the t | |||||
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02/17/2026 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye hits Major Burns and Houlihan is a witness. Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel i | |||||
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02/17/2026 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another. | |||||
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02/17/2026 5:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young cowhand saves Matt Dillon from an ambush, and it isn't long before the Marshal has an opportunity to return the favor. | |||||
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02/17/2026 6:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young outlaw is reformed by the kindness and help of an elderly female junk collector. | |||||
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02/17/2026 7:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Continued from part 1-- A young outlaw is reformed by the kindness and help of an elderly female junk collector. | |||||
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02/17/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty Russell, injured and isolated by a stagecoach accident, must rely on a strange wild child to help her survive. | |||||
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02/17/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young convict makes a contract, upon release from prison, to kill a man he has never met. | |||||
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02/17/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee stirs up a crusade for a chicken farmer whose property has been condemned to make way for a new road. | |||||
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02/17/2026 11:36 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's department, to the sheriff's regret. | |||||
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02/17/2026 12:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard Morris , playing a mountain-bred would-be Romeo, is brought into the sheriff's home in an effort to teach him some manners. | |||||
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02/17/2026 12:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A beautiful prisoner threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberrry jail, as both Andy and Barney fall for her charms. | |||||
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02/17/2026 1:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens life and limb of Mayberry's pedestrian populations. | |||||
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02/17/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is drivingeveryone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior. They think the reason for his attitude may be his having to stay at his parents'. | |||||
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02/17/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| In his desire to get a “quick fix” for Debra's womanly problems, hus making his life a heck of a lot easier, he turns a bad situation worse by suggesting that a simple pill will help with his wife's insufferable mood swings. | |||||
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02/17/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quitsthe police force. No one realized how much of an effect the “bull incident” had on Robert'smental state. | |||||
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02/17/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Robert's ex-wife, which prompts them toreminisce about the demise of his marriage. The family tells Amy the truth about Robert'sfailed marriage to Joanne. | |||||
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02/17/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-weekvacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. They do their best to not let Ray's sour mood spoil the trip for them. | |||||
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02/17/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-weekvacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. Robert meets the girl of his dreams, who works in a gelato shop. | |||||
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02/17/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finally reaches the breaking point with his parents and kicks them out of his house. Ray and Debra lose their cool when Frank and Marie pull the ultimate unannounced visit totheir home. | |||||
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02/17/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything. | |||||
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02/17/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur starts working at Carrie's lawfirm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war. | |||||
