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		02/24/2026 7:02 pm	Family Guy	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin
	Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.
Localized series title: Family Guy Localized episode title: The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Localized description: Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.
		02/24/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
	Stewie and Brian take Chris back through time to help him with history class, only to end up stuck in the past.

		02/24/2026 8:00 pm	Family Guy	Our Idiot Brian
	Brian begins to think he's not so smart when he takes the SAT'S for Meg and gets a low score, so Peter decides to show him the joys of being an idiot.

		02/24/2026 8:30 pm	South Park	With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
	The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.

		02/24/2026 9:00 pm	South Park	Lice Capades
	An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.

		02/24/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	The Snuke
	Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.

		02/24/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Fantastic Easter Special
	Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.

		02/24/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	D-Yikes!
	Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.

		02/24/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Night of the Living Homeless
	Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.

		02/24/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Le Petit Tourette
	Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

		02/25/2026 12:00 am	South Park	More Crap
	Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.

		02/25/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Guitar Queer-O
	Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.

		02/25/2026 1:00 am	South Park	The List
	The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

		02/25/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Tonsil Trouble
	After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

		02/25/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Britney's New Look
	When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

		02/25/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Major Boobage
	In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

		02/25/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Canada On Strike
	The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

		02/25/2026 3:30 am	South Park	EEK, A PENIS!
	While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

		02/25/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Over Logging
	One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

		02/25/2026 4:35 am	South Park	Super Fun Time
	While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

		02/25/2026 5:10 am	South Park	The China Probrem
	The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

		02/25/2026 5:45 am	South Park	Breast Cancer Show Ever
	Breast Cancer Show Ever - Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

		02/25/2026 6:15 am	South Park	About Last Night…
	About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

		02/25/2026 6:50 am	South Park	Elementary School Musical
	Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.

		02/25/2026 7:25 am	South Park	The Ungroundable
	The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the others can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

		02/25/2026 8:00 am	South Park	The Ring
	The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.

		02/25/2026 8:30 am	The Coon	The Coon
	The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

		02/25/2026 9:00 am	Margaritaville	Margaritaville
	Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

		02/25/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Eat, Pray, Queef
	Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.

		02/25/2026 10:00 am	South Park	Fishsticks
	A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.

		02/25/2026 10:30 am	Pinewood Derby	Pinewood Derby
	Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

		02/25/2026 11:00 am	South Park	Fatbeard
	Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

		02/25/2026 11:30 am	South Park	Dead Celebrities
	Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

		02/25/2026 12:00 pm	South Park	Butters' Bottom Bitch
	Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.

		02/25/2026 12:30 pm	South Park	W.T.F.
	W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

		02/25/2026 1:00 pm	Family Guy	Lois Kills Stewie
	With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination. Stewie auditions for the AMERICAN IDOL judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul.

		02/25/2026 1:30 pm	Family Guy	Road To Multi-Verse
	With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world, a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets and a "Robot Chicken"-like existence.

		02/25/2026 2:00 pm	Family Guy	Big Trouble in Little Quahog
	Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.

		02/25/2026 2:30 pm	Family Guy	Regarding Carter
	Carter gives Lois a surprising birthday present that leads to an unfortunate accident, leaving him dependent on the Griffins' care.

		02/25/2026 3:00 pm	Family Guy	Stand By Meg
	Stewie vows to make Meg's life better after she saves him from choking; Chris is sent to a vocational school.

		02/25/2026 3:30 pm	Family Guy	Griffin Winter Games
	Meg takes the family by surprise when she makes the US Winter Olympics team.

		02/25/2026 4:00 pm	Family Guy	Con Heiress
	Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy old heiress with a long name. Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

		02/25/2026 4:30 pm	Family Guy	Pawtucket Pete
	When the Pawtucket Brewery's new bosses take over and want to change the company's mascot after the original boss Angela dies, Peter and Brian go head-to-head to become the new face.

		02/25/2026 5:00 pm	Family Guy	Hefty Shades of Gray
	Tom Tucker teaches Peter how to report fake news; Brian and Stewie help Chris improve his love life.

		02/25/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	Trump Guy
	The Griffins move to the White House where Peter is hired as the new Press Secretary.

		02/25/2026 6:00 pm	The Daily Show	February 25, 2026
	Host Desi Lydic speaks with Jonathan Haidt & Catherine Price, co-authors of the book “The Amazing Generation: Your Guide to Fun and Freedom in a Screen-Filled World.”

		02/25/2026 6:35 pm	Family Guy	Encyclopedia Griffin
	Peter and the guys start a detective agency and discover that Chris is a thief. In the meantime, Lois is worried about Chris when gets involved in a delusional relationship.

		02/25/2026 7:02 pm	Family Guy	Dr. C & The Women
	Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like, and Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.

		02/25/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	#JOLO
	Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision.

		02/25/2026 8:00 pm	Family Guy	Once Bitten
	Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg.

		02/25/2026 8:30 pm	South Park	Whale Whores
	Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.

		02/25/2026 9:00 pm	South Park	The F Word
	The F Word - The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

		02/25/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Dances with Smurfs
	Dances with Smurfs - Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

		02/25/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Pee
	The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.

		02/25/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	Sexual Healing
	Sexual Healing - The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.

		02/25/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs
	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.

		02/25/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Medicinal Fried Chicken
	Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back.

		02/26/2026 12:00 am	South Park	You Have 0 Friends
	When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.

		02/26/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Crippled Summer
	Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

		02/26/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Poor and Stupid
	Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

		02/26/2026 1:30 am	South Park	It's A Jersey Thing
	New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

		02/26/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Insheeption
	When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

		02/26/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Crème Fraiche
	Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

		02/26/2026 3:00 am	South Park	HumancentiPad
	Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.

		02/26/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Funnybot
	Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

		02/26/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Royal Pudding
	The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.

		02/26/2026 4:30 am	South Park	T.M.I.
	Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.

		02/26/2026 5:00 am	South Park	Crack Baby Athletic Association
	Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.

		02/26/2026 5:30 am	South Park	City Sushi
	Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.

		02/26/2026 6:00 am	South Park	You're Getting Old
	Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.

		02/26/2026 6:30 am	South Park	Ass Burgers
	Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.

		02/26/2026 7:00 am	South Park	The Last of the Meheecans
	Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

		02/26/2026 7:30 am	South Park	Bass to Mouth
	The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.

		02/26/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Broadway Bro Down
	After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

		02/26/2026 8:30 am	South Park	1%
	The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.

		02/26/2026 9:00 am	Seinfeld	The Voice
	As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.

		02/26/2026 9:30 am	Seinfeld	The Blood
	Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television.

		02/26/2026 10:00 am	Seinfeld	The Junk Mail
	Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality.

		02/26/2026 10:30 am	Seinfeld	The Merv Griffin Show
	As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee.

		02/26/2026 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Slicer
	While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.

		02/26/2026 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Betrayal
	Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.

		02/26/2026 12:00 pm	The Office	The Delivery Part 1
	Pam's contractions begin, but she and Jim are determined to delay the delivery to get the most out of their insurance.

		02/26/2026 12:30 pm	The Office	The Delivery Part 2
	Pam gives birth to a daughter, and back at the office, Kevin develops a crush on Erin.

		02/26/2026 1:00 pm	The Office	New Leads
	When the sales staff lets Sabre's new ʺsales is kingʺ policy get to their heads, Michael hides their new leads.

		02/26/2026 1:30 pm	The Office	Happy Hour
	Michael gets kicked out of a bar after trying to impress a woman, Andy and Erin want to keep their relationship secret, and Dwight rethinks his prenatal contract with Angela.

		02/26/2026 2:00 pm	The Office	Secretary's Day
	Michael takes Erin out to lunch for Secretary's Day and lets slip about Andy and Angela's relationship, and Oscar makes a video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's.

		02/26/2026 2:35 pm	The Office	Body Language
	Pam and Jim work on their first sales pitch together, but Michael keeps interrupting to flirt with their client, and Dwight wants Kelly to join a minority training program.

		02/26/2026 3:10 pm	The Office	The Cover-Up
	Michael suspects that Donna is cheating on him, and Andy is frustrated that no one takes his customer's complaint seriously.

		02/26/2026 3:45 pm	The Office	The Chump
	New parents Pam and Jim have trouble staying awake in the office, and Angela takes matters into her own hands after Dwight refuses to honor their contract.

		02/26/2026 4:20 pm	The Office	Whistleblower
	The press finds out that Sabre's printers catch on fire, and Jo shows up to the office in hopes of finding out who the whistleblower is.

		02/26/2026 4:55 pm	The Office	Nepotism
	Andy plays it cool after Erin shows interest in another man, and Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank of her own.

		02/26/2026 5:30 pm	The Office	Counseling
	Dwight vows revenge on the Steamtown Mall after a shop owner snubs him, and Pam conspires to change her job title.

		02/26/2026 6:00 pm	The Daily Show	February 26, 2026
	Host Desi Lydic interviews actor Christa Miller, promoting the Apple TV series “Shrinking.”

		02/26/2026 6:35 pm	Family Guy	Roasted Guy
	When Peter's insulted by old friends at a roasting of him, he joins a group of mean girls.

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