Schedules
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02/24/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's third cousin, Ron, and his wife, Marcia, come over for dinner. Doug mentions going on a trip to New Orleans, and Ron & Marcia want to join. Doug hates them, so he and Carrie go alone, but his guilt gets the best of him. | |||||
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02/24/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get tickets to the annual golf outing Carrie's law firm has. They normally take Deacon and Kelly, but they can't. So Doug finds Deacon a new girl, but Carrie hates her. | |||||
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02/24/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's uncle offers to fund a sandwhich shop for Doug which has always been his dream. Carrie thinks it is a bad idea and has to find a way to stop Doug. | |||||
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02/24/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is out of town while Doug's parents are over. Doug has to take a test for IPS to make sure he is a safe driver, but fails & soon his mother starts running his life. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to get rich with a silly scheme. | |||||
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02/24/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/24/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/24/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. | |||||
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02/24/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/24/2026 11:00 pm |
Roseanne |
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| Dan uses his final big check from the garage to treat the entire family (even Bev) to a vacation at Disney World. | |||||
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02/24/2026 11:30 pm |
Roseanne |
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| The Conners enjoy their big family vacation in Disney World. | |||||
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02/25/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| David finds a job at a nearby amusement park where everyone must conform to their regimented, militaristic rules. Roseanne's determined to recuse David after she doesn't even recognize him anymore. | |||||
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02/25/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| David has a job in Chicago and he and Darlene discuss living together. Darlene suggests marriage and reveals that she's pregnant after their night in Disney World. Dan is upset by this news, but Roseanne takes the news very well | |||||
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02/25/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/25/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/25/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement. | |||||
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02/25/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor. | |||||
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02/25/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show. | |||||
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02/25/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach. | |||||
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02/25/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it. | |||||
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02/25/2026 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather. | |||||
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02/25/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of, but that's hard to come by - tomato juice. | |||||
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02/25/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside. | |||||
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02/25/2026 6:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A former convict arrives in Dodge seeking revenge against the man who caused his capture. | |||||
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02/25/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young Indian boy helps redeem an ex-cavalry soldier who was responsible for crippling him during an attack on the boy's village. | |||||
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02/25/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon runs into an old flame when he rides into an outlaw hideout. He is passed off as her husband in order to protect him from the lawless band. | |||||
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02/25/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw's young brother is seriously injured in an accident and Doc is held captive to treat him. | |||||
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02/25/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A spinster seeking a new life rides off to Abilene. Festus, riding after the girl to deliver some money due her, is bushwacked by a pair of down and out hide hunters. | |||||
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02/25/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney decides to dabble in real estate as a side line. He tries to get the Sheriff to put his house up for sale. | |||||
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02/25/2026 11:36 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober dismantles a car in the sheriff's office. | |||||
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02/25/2026 12:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis rides into Mayberry on a cow under the impression it is a horse. | |||||
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02/25/2026 12:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents happen after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter. | |||||
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02/25/2026 1:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney think they'll have some privacy with their girl friends after Goober finds a girl of his own. But they discover Goober favors triple dates. | |||||
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02/25/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After arguing with Ray over his inability to help with the housework, Debra becomesintrigued when their friends mention they've been seeing a marriage counselor. Ray is completely against the idea until he meets the counselor. | |||||
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02/25/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally's teacher, overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessiveworkload, she invites Raymond to address the curriculum review board and gives him amountain of material for review and evaluation. | |||||
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02/25/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too. | |||||
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02/25/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenilepursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend abook reading where Ray falls asleep. | |||||
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02/25/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Rayand Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas. | |||||
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02/25/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra indicates she's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give herexclusive use of their bathroom. Waiting to take a shower in the kids' bathroom, Rayrealizes he's made a huge mistake. | |||||
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02/25/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son, Spencer, wreaks havoc around the Barone household. | |||||
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02/25/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie has started going out for drinks after work with her friends and is coming home nicer than usual. When she gets in a fight with them, Doug realizes it is over, so he starts giving her alcohol at home to make her happier. | |||||
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02/25/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie has started wearing her hair in a bun, which is driving Doug crazy. His high school reunion is coming up and he wants her to go back to her old look so she doesn't look like a librarian. | |||||
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02/25/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie and Doug realize they havn't been very charitable in their life so they give money to Deacon's son's school. When they are credited as giving less than they gave, they wonder if they should speak up. | |||||
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02/25/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes $100 from the emergency fund jar to bet on boxing, and wins $5000 with Deacon. They realize they can't tell anyone or Carrie & Kelly will reprimand them, so they decide to blow it all on the best day ever. | |||||
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02/25/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug visits a dentist who used to like Carrie, and Doug thinks that he is hurting him on purpose for getting Carrie. Arthur owes Deacon some money so he decides to teach Kirby to play piano, even though he has no idea how. | |||||
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02/25/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur goes to visit a psychiatrist and they discover what may have caused Arthur's unique personality. | |||||
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02/25/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/25/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/25/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date. | |||||
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02/25/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/25/2026 11:00 pm |
Roseanne |
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| During a man-on-the-street interview on "Wake Up, Chicago," Roseanne speaks her mind. The producers love her opinionated blue collar outlook so much, they invite her to Chicago to be a guest commentator on the show. | |||||
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02/25/2026 11:30 pm |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie goes on a date with Bev's ballroom instructor - sending her mother into a jealous tizzy. Roseanne uses Darlene's wedding as a means to get free stuff. | |||||
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02/26/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Darlene and David's wedding day and, in true Conner style, nothing's usual! Dan and Darlene reconcile as Darlene and David exchange marriage vows. Dan's heart trouble increases. | |||||
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02/26/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan recovers from his heart attack. Darlene and David reenact the wedding reception that Dan missed. | |||||
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02/26/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/26/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/26/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge. | |||||
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02/26/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice. | |||||
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02/26/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah. | |||||
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02/26/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry | |||||
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02/26/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results. | |||||
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02/26/2026 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner. | |||||
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02/26/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny, for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave, and Frank was the C.O. The Judge Advocate, Colonel Carmichael, tries the case; BJ, Potter, and Radar are in attendance of the p | |||||
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02/26/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does. | |||||
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02/26/2026 6:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlawin the back. | |||||
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02/26/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An elderly ex-gunfighter demands to be buried in a cemetery next to his wife, but after his death the bitter townspeople oppose Matt and the law and try to prevent it. | |||||
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02/26/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon appears on the scene as a group of cattlemen are trying to gun down a farmer in a fight over water rights. | |||||
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02/26/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After being duped into helping to shoot and kill and outlaw, Kitty finds herself pursued by the outlaw's brother. | |||||
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02/26/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gang of marauders, "The Dog Soldiers", swears vengeance against Dillon for the execution of one of their members, by shooting down Kitty. As Kitty lies critically wounded, Matt starts tracking the outlaw who shot her. | |||||
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02/26/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney runs for Sheriff when Andy seems lined up for another job. Andy's job falls through and he becomes a write-in candidate for re-election. | |||||
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02/26/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney finds $250,000 in cash from a bank robbery and decides to capture the robber himself. | |||||
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02/26/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's reputation brings a proposal from a Hollywood writer that he star in a television series as a "sheriff without a gun." | |||||
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02/26/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's girl-friend becomes jealous when a pretty friend of the family stays at the Taylor home | |||||
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02/26/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney divides Mayberry into two hostile camps when he finds that an old assault case was never resolved. | |||||
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02/26/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet. He distributes free samples. | |||||
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02/26/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman. When Ray and Debra invite Robert and Angela over for dinner, the evening is wonderful until Ray sees Angela do something really strange. | |||||
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02/26/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor. | |||||
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02/26/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtfulChristmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get. | |||||
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02/26/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally when she catches him "sampling" some trailmix at the supermarket. | |||||
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02/26/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's friend, Andy, gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Rayoffers to appear as a guest, only to find out that the show's host, Jerry Musso, hates him. | |||||
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02/26/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert finally decides to propose to Amy. Robert confides his decision to Raymond andthen convinces Ray to accompany him to meet Amy's ultra-conservative parents. | |||||
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02/26/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tired of being labeled the "evil witch" around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's histurn to discipline the kids. Debra tellsRay that he must force the twins to clean up their room or they can't go out and play. | |||||
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02/26/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie has to work the nightshift at her lawfirm with a group of morons. Doug doesn't get to see her anymore, so he starts spending time with Arthur. | |||||
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02/26/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A new couple moves in next to Doug and Carrie, and Carrie worries that they made a bad first impression when she realizes that they heard them fighting. So she decides to invite them over to dinner. | |||||
