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02/26/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge. | |||||
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02/26/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice. | |||||
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02/26/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah. | |||||
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02/26/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry | |||||
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02/26/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results. | |||||
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02/26/2026 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner. | |||||
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02/26/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny, for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave, and Frank was the C.O. The Judge Advocate, Colonel Carmichael, tries the case; BJ, Potter, and Radar are in attendance of the p | |||||
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02/26/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does. | |||||
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02/26/2026 6:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlawin the back. | |||||
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02/26/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An elderly ex-gunfighter demands to be buried in a cemetery next to his wife, but after his death the bitter townspeople oppose Matt and the law and try to prevent it. | |||||
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02/26/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon appears on the scene as a group of cattlemen are trying to gun down a farmer in a fight over water rights. | |||||
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02/26/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After being duped into helping to shoot and kill and outlaw, Kitty finds herself pursued by the outlaw's brother. | |||||
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02/26/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gang of marauders, "The Dog Soldiers", swears vengeance against Dillon for the execution of one of their members, by shooting down Kitty. As Kitty lies critically wounded, Matt starts tracking the outlaw who shot her. | |||||
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02/26/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney runs for Sheriff when Andy seems lined up for another job. Andy's job falls through and he becomes a write-in candidate for re-election. | |||||
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02/26/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney finds $250,000 in cash from a bank robbery and decides to capture the robber himself. | |||||
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02/26/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's reputation brings a proposal from a Hollywood writer that he star in a television series as a "sheriff without a gun." | |||||
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02/26/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's girl-friend becomes jealous when a pretty friend of the family stays at the Taylor home | |||||
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02/26/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney divides Mayberry into two hostile camps when he finds that an old assault case was never resolved. | |||||
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02/26/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet. He distributes free samples. | |||||
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02/26/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman. When Ray and Debra invite Robert and Angela over for dinner, the evening is wonderful until Ray sees Angela do something really strange. | |||||
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02/26/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor. | |||||
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02/26/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtfulChristmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get. | |||||
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02/26/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally when she catches him "sampling" some trailmix at the supermarket. | |||||
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02/26/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's friend, Andy, gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Rayoffers to appear as a guest, only to find out that the show's host, Jerry Musso, hates him. | |||||
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02/26/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert finally decides to propose to Amy. Robert confides his decision to Raymond andthen convinces Ray to accompany him to meet Amy's ultra-conservative parents. | |||||
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02/26/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tired of being labeled the "evil witch" around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's histurn to discipline the kids. Debra tellsRay that he must force the twins to clean up their room or they can't go out and play. | |||||
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02/26/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie has to work the nightshift at her lawfirm with a group of morons. Doug doesn't get to see her anymore, so he starts spending time with Arthur. | |||||
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02/26/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A new couple moves in next to Doug and Carrie, and Carrie worries that they made a bad first impression when she realizes that they heard them fighting. So she decides to invite them over to dinner. | |||||
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02/26/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie run into their priest at a fish store, and the couple agree to go to church regularly. Carrie starts praying for everything including shoe discounts & a promotion. Doug is against it, but then prays for football. | |||||
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02/26/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon asks Doug to help coach his son's football team, and Doug ends up being dared to try out for a semi-pro team. | |||||
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02/26/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie babysits for Mr. Kaplan in hopes of getting on his good side, but his son can't stop grabbing her. Doug tries to make a worker at a bowling alley feel good by talking to her, and she thinks he is stalking her. | |||||
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02/26/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to Carrie's office & meets her "work husband". He gets jealous of how close they are, even though Curt is gay. Carrie compares Curt to Deacon; they then compete to see who can spend more time with their "work spouse". | |||||
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02/26/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/26/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends. | |||||
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02/26/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend. | |||||
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02/26/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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02/26/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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02/26/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision. | |||||
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02/27/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business. | |||||
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02/27/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests. | |||||
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02/27/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/27/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/27/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars. | |||||
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02/27/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Healthy goober's friends convince him he has a severe case of whiplash so he promptly becomes a helpless invalid | |||||
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02/27/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman. | |||||
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02/27/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's. | |||||
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02/27/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves. | |||||
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02/27/2026 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm which makes matters difficult for the staff. | |||||
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02/27/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies. | |||||
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02/27/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| While fixing a stove that explodes, Hawkeye's face is badly burned. His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game, which he has already heard on the | |||||
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02/27/2026 6:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A Kansas farmer dreams of striking it rich with his quarter horse. Festus, seeing the futility of Ed Wells' dream of riches, wins a bet, and the farmer is forced to see Jubilee beat another horse, in a match race. | |||||
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02/27/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A little cowboy astride a giant horse claims that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full. Dodge City residents are stunned when they see an elephant, wearing the cowboy's hat, appear in the street. | |||||
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02/27/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two outlaw brothers return to Dodge City to visit their dying mother and threaten to take Kitty and Doc as hostages to ensure their safe escape across the border to Mexico. Festus goes to the rescue. | |||||
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02/27/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly marries a young woman whom he had courted while both were helping the injured from a Kansas tornado. However, Doc confirms that Patricia is suffering from a life-threatening blood disease. | |||||
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02/27/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After masquerading as a priest, convict Boone Shadler escapes from prison. Newly is forced into an uneasy alliance with Shadler to save a small town from outlaws. | |||||
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02/27/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married | |||||
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02/27/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers. | |||||
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02/27/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right. | |||||
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02/27/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own. | |||||
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02/27/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked. | |||||
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02/27/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence. | |||||
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02/27/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a local hospital, he winds up enjoying himself because the patients treat him like he's a celebrity. Ray's newfound calling causes him to neglect his family responsibilities. | |||||
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02/27/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they arriveunexpectedly at her apartment. After encountering another awkward moment with Robert, Amy's parents try to dissuade their daughter from marrying him. | |||||
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02/27/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests heintentionally botch the assignment so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with theirwedding plans. | |||||
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02/27/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him. When Debra is too sick to take Ally to a sleepover, Ray reluctantly agrees to take her despite the fact he must come face to face with Peggy. | |||||
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02/27/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of herattractive friends to replace her if she dies. | |||||
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02/27/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie'soverzealous participation. When Marie attempts to "take over" Amy's wedding shower,Debra gets upset and yells at her. | |||||
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02/27/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an "unspoken" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away. | |||||
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02/27/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's mother comes to visit, and Doug runs into an old girlfriend, Margy. Carrie gets jelous when Doug's mother starts spending time with Margy, and Doug tries to prove to Margy he wrote a song about her back in highschool. | |||||
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02/27/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets bored at a wedding and decideds to take a picture of his "area" with a disposable camera. When the bride and groom see the picture they think it was Danny, and they have a big fight, which makes Doug feel guilty. | |||||
