Schedules
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02/26/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie run into their priest at a fish store, and the couple agree to go to church regularly. Carrie starts praying for everything including shoe discounts & a promotion. Doug is against it, but then prays for football. | |||||
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02/26/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon asks Doug to help coach his son's football team, and Doug ends up being dared to try out for a semi-pro team. | |||||
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02/26/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie babysits for Mr. Kaplan in hopes of getting on his good side, but his son can't stop grabbing her. Doug tries to make a worker at a bowling alley feel good by talking to her, and she thinks he is stalking her. | |||||
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02/26/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to Carrie's office & meets her "work husband". He gets jealous of how close they are, even though Curt is gay. Carrie compares Curt to Deacon; they then compete to see who can spend more time with their "work spouse". | |||||
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02/26/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/26/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends. | |||||
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02/26/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend. | |||||
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02/26/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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02/26/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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02/26/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision. | |||||
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02/27/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business. | |||||
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02/27/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests. | |||||
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02/27/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/27/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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02/27/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars. | |||||
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02/27/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Healthy goober's friends convince him he has a severe case of whiplash so he promptly becomes a helpless invalid | |||||
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02/27/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman. | |||||
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02/27/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's. | |||||
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02/27/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves. | |||||
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02/27/2026 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm which makes matters difficult for the staff. | |||||
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02/27/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies. | |||||
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02/27/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| While fixing a stove that explodes, Hawkeye's face is badly burned. His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game, which he has already heard on the | |||||
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02/27/2026 6:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A Kansas farmer dreams of striking it rich with his quarter horse. Festus, seeing the futility of Ed Wells' dream of riches, wins a bet, and the farmer is forced to see Jubilee beat another horse, in a match race. | |||||
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02/27/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A little cowboy astride a giant horse claims that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full. Dodge City residents are stunned when they see an elephant, wearing the cowboy's hat, appear in the street. | |||||
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02/27/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two outlaw brothers return to Dodge City to visit their dying mother and threaten to take Kitty and Doc as hostages to ensure their safe escape across the border to Mexico. Festus goes to the rescue. | |||||
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02/27/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly marries a young woman whom he had courted while both were helping the injured from a Kansas tornado. However, Doc confirms that Patricia is suffering from a life-threatening blood disease. | |||||
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02/27/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After masquerading as a priest, convict Boone Shadler escapes from prison. Newly is forced into an uneasy alliance with Shadler to save a small town from outlaws. | |||||
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02/27/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married | |||||
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02/27/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers. | |||||
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02/27/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right. | |||||
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02/27/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own. | |||||
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02/27/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked. | |||||
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02/27/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence. | |||||
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02/27/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a local hospital, he winds up enjoying himself because the patients treat him like he's a celebrity. Ray's newfound calling causes him to neglect his family responsibilities. | |||||
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02/27/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they arriveunexpectedly at her apartment. After encountering another awkward moment with Robert, Amy's parents try to dissuade their daughter from marrying him. | |||||
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02/27/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests heintentionally botch the assignment so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with theirwedding plans. | |||||
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02/27/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him. When Debra is too sick to take Ally to a sleepover, Ray reluctantly agrees to take her despite the fact he must come face to face with Peggy. | |||||
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02/27/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of herattractive friends to replace her if she dies. | |||||
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02/27/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie'soverzealous participation. When Marie attempts to "take over" Amy's wedding shower,Debra gets upset and yells at her. | |||||
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02/27/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an "unspoken" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away. | |||||
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02/27/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's mother comes to visit, and Doug runs into an old girlfriend, Margy. Carrie gets jelous when Doug's mother starts spending time with Margy, and Doug tries to prove to Margy he wrote a song about her back in highschool. | |||||
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02/27/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets bored at a wedding and decideds to take a picture of his "area" with a disposable camera. When the bride and groom see the picture they think it was Danny, and they have a big fight, which makes Doug feel guilty. | |||||
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02/27/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, & invites her friend & husband to join. Doug hates her husband, so they invite Eddie & his girlfriend, who Carrie ends up hating. They decide to find a new couple to hang out with. | |||||
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02/27/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly. | |||||
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02/27/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too. | |||||
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02/27/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change. | |||||
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02/27/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/27/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/27/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/27/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/27/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own. | |||||
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02/27/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them. | |||||
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02/28/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment. | |||||
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02/28/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school. | |||||
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02/28/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne is driven over the edge by Darlene's classroom behavior and Dan's failure to fix the plumbing on his day off. | |||||
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02/28/2026 1:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan agree to use his big cash advance to pay off their debts. Both splurge on gifts for themselves - and try to hide the purchases from each other. | |||||
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02/28/2026 2:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan run into a recently divorced friend. Dan begins to overanalyze his own marriage. Jackie forgets she promised to babysit Roseanne's kids. | |||||
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02/28/2026 2:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which exposes Dan's true feelings about Jackie. | |||||
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02/28/2026 3:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne encourages Dan's decision to enter a country-western song writing contest. Meanwhile, the friction between Booker and Jackie heats up. | |||||
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02/28/2026 4:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne gets a glimpse at Becky's first boyfriend. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie. If she loses, she'll have to spend the night with him. | |||||
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02/28/2026 4:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan is enthusiastic to take photographs for his and Roseanne's upcoming fifteen-year high school reunion. Roseanne learns of a secret Dan has kept from her for years. | |||||
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02/28/2026 5:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Jackie console a broken-hearted Crystal by taking her out on the town. Jackie notices Booker with another woman. | |||||
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02/28/2026 5:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully at his birthday party. Becky awaits a dinner invitation from Chip. | |||||
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02/28/2026 6:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne bets Dan that he can't stop wasting time long enough to fix his truck. If she loses, she'll have to do all the snow shoveling for the rest of her life. If she wins, Dan has to clean the oven for the rest of his life. | |||||
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02/28/2026 7:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan are at odds over which of their possessions to save and which to donate to the PTA rummage sale. | |||||
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02/28/2026 7:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan decide to take the honeymoon they never had. The couple disagrees about where they should go for their romantic getaway. Meanwhile, Becky refuses to dissect a frog in class while Darlene starts a paper route. | |||||
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02/28/2026 8:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan doesn't understand Crystal's devotion to her deceased husband (who had cheated on her numerous times). Darlene is confused by her parents' reactions to her new smoking habit. | |||||
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02/28/2026 8:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne is forced into the role of peacemaker between Dan and his father during a weekend visit. | |||||
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02/28/2026 9:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan struggle to handle Darlene's transition into womanhood. | |||||
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02/28/2026 10:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conner family spends the day together at the mall. Unfortunately, family time turns into a disaster when Roseanne and Becky disagree over a party dress, Darlene goes on a junk food binge, and Dan gets in a tight squeeze. | |||||
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02/28/2026 10:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne invites Chip and his parents over for a dinner party on the same night Becky has plans with her secret other boyfriend. Chip's family and the Conners come to blows in a battle of the classes. | |||||
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02/28/2026 11:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan fear the worst when Darlene is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. | |||||
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02/28/2026 11:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's balancing act of motherhood and heavy overtime at work reaches a boiling point. Having been pushed to the edge, Roseanne runs away to a diner. | |||||
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02/28/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/28/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/28/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/28/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/28/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger. | |||||
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02/28/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George propose to write a television series. | |||||
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02/28/2026 3:00 pm |
57th NAACP Image Awards |
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02/28/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Newman blames Kramer for his speeding ticket; Jerry and George are offered a deal at NBC. | |||||
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02/28/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/28/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party. Carrie doesn't think that Doug thinks about her during the day, & Doug has to prove that he does. | |||||
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02/28/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hofferman's. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active. | |||||
