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03/01/2026 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire. | |||||
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03/01/2026 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight. | |||||
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03/01/2026 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/01/2026 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/01/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/01/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/01/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/01/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/01/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/01/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/02/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), causes a scene at a school fundraiser---especially after Ritchie wins a playdate with him. | |||||
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03/02/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine realizes she can't afford the newly raised tuition at Ritchie's school, she tries to get help from everyone except the person who is offering it freely: Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES). | |||||
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03/02/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/02/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/02/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby, and they run into trouble when they innocently try to find it some new parents. | |||||
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03/02/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Town clerk Howard, a non-fisherman, tags along on the first season and antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching fish in the lake. | |||||
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03/02/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the Annual Mayberry Flower Show. | |||||
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03/02/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis and Howard bunglingly rescue Andy who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank-robbers. | |||||
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03/02/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant. Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man. | |||||
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03/02/2026 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been pl | |||||
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03/02/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| After hearing that North Korean prisoners have been released in the area, everyone is upset when Margaret disappears. Colonel Flagg is called in to investigate, and bungles things in his usual manner. Finally Hot Lips returns, a | |||||
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03/02/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w | |||||
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03/02/2026 6:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon has a tough day when he returns to Dodge City with a dangerous prisoner, not having slept for two days, only to face another unbelievable twenty-four hour period. | |||||
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03/02/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw gang terrorized Dodge City duing Marshal Dillon's absence. Miss Kitty boldly challenges the leader to a poker game, with Dillon's life as the stake. | |||||
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03/02/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon learns that the man who taught him everything he knows is now an itinerant drunk reduced to sweeping out stables for whiskey money. | |||||
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03/02/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Brock Peters plays an old friend of Festus' , who is now a fugitive from the law. | |||||
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03/02/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw, named Talbot, falls in love with the widow of a man he has been forced to kill in self-defense. | |||||
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03/02/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married. | |||||
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03/02/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Griffith gives the state troopers an object lesson in the efficiency of a country sheriff when a dangerous criminal escapes. | |||||
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03/02/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A hometown guitar player auditions from a jail cell, with a dance in an adjacent cell. | |||||
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03/02/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ellie Walker, a pretty young graduate pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle out in the local drugstore. | |||||
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03/02/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| After a series of misunderstandings, Andy finally takes Ellie to the church picnic. | |||||
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03/02/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy gives his son, Opie, a lecture on keeping promises. He also convinces a runaway boy that he should return home. | |||||
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03/02/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking withFrank's friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle. | |||||
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03/02/2026 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home anddiscover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys. | |||||
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03/02/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Rayis disgusted that his own children now think he's a "doof." | |||||
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03/02/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra assures Ray she‘ll be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes forthe best and waits for her. But when she misses their 6:30 PM departure deadline, Raydecides to teach her a lesson in lateness. | |||||
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03/02/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that she can attend the party of a girl whose mother Ray loves to hate. | |||||
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03/02/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he shouldretire from the police force. | |||||
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03/02/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified whenAmy clues him in on his huge omission. Feeling guilty for this major oversight, Ray mustnow figure out a way to make it up to Debra. | |||||
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03/02/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit oftouching food to his chin before he eats it. | |||||
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03/02/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have to get $12000 together to get rid of the mold problem in the basement. They try to get the loan from Doug's father. Arthur wants to help them out as well and tries to get the money from Spence's mom. | |||||
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03/02/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house. | |||||
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03/02/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him. | |||||
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03/02/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Danny wants Doug to write him a letter of recommendation so he can become a driver at IPS. Carrie writes it for him and has Doug sign it, but trouble comes when Doug might just lose his job to Danny because he's a better driver. | |||||
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03/02/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie buy presents. She gets an expensive leather jacket, which Doug wants her to return. She finds out that she can keep the jacket for a week & still get a refund, and devises a plan to get new clothes and return them. | |||||
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03/02/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. However, Doug doesn't know that Skitch always used to pick on Arthur, & things haven't changed much. | |||||
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03/02/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/02/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants. | |||||
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03/02/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. | |||||
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03/02/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan. | |||||
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03/02/2026 11:00 pm |
Roseanne |
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| The Conner family makes the best out of a bad situation when an impending tornado keeps them from leaving the house. Roseanne worries when Jackie doesn't return from a shopping trip. | |||||
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03/02/2026 11:30 pm |
Roseanne |
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| A door-to-door salesman drops dead in Roseanne's kitchen. | |||||
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03/03/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan and Jackie encourage the normally outspoken Roseanne to stand up to her parents. | |||||
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03/03/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne makes a deal with her overbearing new supervisor: she'll stop cracking wise at work if he begins to treat her fellow employees with respect. | |||||
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03/03/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/03/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/03/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher | |||||
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03/03/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens until Andy shows his faith in the young MD by letting him remove Opie's tonsils. | |||||
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03/03/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme. | |||||
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03/03/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house be he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by thoughtful friends. | |||||
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03/03/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encoun | |||||
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03/03/2026 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| When Dr. Syn Paik, a North Korean surgeon, arrives with some wounded, he is passed off as a South Korean by Hawkeye and B.J., but to no avail. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy. Paik, Hawkeye, and B.J. | |||||
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03/03/2026 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| After 24 hours of surgery, Hawkeye and Potter venture off to a Korean hospital to lend a hand. Hawkeye is appalled to learn that he must carry a gun. After helping the Koreans, they are shelled on the way back. They scramble fro | |||||
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03/03/2026 5:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The son of a Russian immigrant, Moshe Gorofsky, is killed in a brutal hazing accident by a hooligan named Ruxton. | |||||
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03/03/2026 6:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Several settlers and travelers are taken captive by a band of renegade Indians and sold to white mercenaries for slave labor and prostitution. | |||||
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03/03/2026 7:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon rescues Stella and Marcy from their Indian captor, and they accompany the Marshal as he tries to stop a white-slave trader from escaping to Mexico with his potential slaves. | |||||
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03/03/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A wounded Matt Dillon loses his memory and falls in love with a widow. Matt's first TV kiss, not to Miss Kitty, but to guest star Michael Learned. | |||||
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03/03/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Ron Moody guest stars as a man torn between keeping his own self-respect and the friendship of a young boy or keeping his drunken promise to help two hired gunmen. | |||||
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03/03/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy encourages a romance between his deputy, Barney, and Miss Rosemary, the dressmaker. | |||||
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03/03/2026 11:36 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story. | |||||
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03/03/2026 12:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy stops a feud between two mountain families, thus permitting the marriage of their children. | |||||
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03/03/2026 12:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ellie Walker sets the men and women of Mayberry against each other when she runs for a seat on the town council. | |||||
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03/03/2026 1:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge. | |||||
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03/03/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt tobond over a 500-piece puzzle. | |||||
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03/03/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own. | |||||
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03/03/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After a modeling agent tells Robert he has a unique look, he convinces him to pose forhead shots with their "in-house" photographer. | |||||
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03/03/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when heand Frank fondly embrace. Sam explains Frank had been quite an inspiration to him as alad much to Ray and Robert's disbelief. | |||||
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03/03/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household. | |||||
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03/03/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shockingnews to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey. Ray, Debra,Robert and Amy can barely contain their happiness. | |||||
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03/03/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newlyacquired home. Ray and Debra visit Marie and Frank. While there, the head of the facility tells them that Frank and Marie must move out. | |||||
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03/03/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| During a visit to Doug's parents, Carrie finds out that they have been lying to him since his childhood, because they wanted to protect Doug. At home, Spence introduces his new girlfriend to his mom. | |||||
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03/03/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets upset with Carrie when he finds out that she always lets Arthur have his way, until he finds out he can use this ability in his own advantage to get food, watch the shows he wants and various other things. | |||||
