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03/03/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
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03/03/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. | |||||
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03/03/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? | |||||
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03/03/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer. | |||||
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03/03/2026 10:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size. | |||||
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03/03/2026 10:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| Carter gives Lois a surprising birthday present that leads to an unfortunate accident, leaving him dependent on the Griffins' care. | |||||
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03/03/2026 11:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie vows to make Meg's life better after she saves him from choking; Chris is sent to a vocational school. | |||||
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03/03/2026 11:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| Meg takes the family by surprise when she makes the US Winter Olympics team. | |||||
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03/03/2026 12:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy old heiress with a long name. Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection. | |||||
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03/03/2026 12:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When the Pawtucket Brewery's new bosses take over and want to change the company's mascot after the original boss Angela dies, Peter and Brian go head-to-head to become the new face. | |||||
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03/03/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Tom Tucker teaches Peter how to report fake news; Brian and Stewie help Chris improve his love life. | |||||
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03/03/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins move to the White House where Peter is hired as the new Press Secretary. | |||||
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03/03/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian worries about his legacy, so Stewie makes him a robot duplicate as a living biography; Peter starts working at a massage parlor. | |||||
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03/03/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter learns an important lesson when he's mistakenly identified as transgender. | |||||
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03/03/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire discovers a long-lost daughter and makes a serious effort to embrace parenting. | |||||
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03/03/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. | |||||
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03/03/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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03/03/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois challenges the other Griffins to throw out anything that no longer gives them joy, only to take the decluttering to a surprising extreme. | |||||
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03/03/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg becomes famous on the internet for her unhealthy eating; Brian and Stewie enjoy a new ride while Brian's car gets fixed. | |||||
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03/03/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian runs for Mayor after successfully renaming James Woods High after the late Adam West, only for Quagmire to campaign against him. | |||||
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03/03/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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03/03/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend. | |||||
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03/03/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination. Stewie auditions for the AMERICAN IDOL judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. | |||||
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03/03/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world, a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets and a "Robot Chicken"-like existence. | |||||
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03/03/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian worries about his legacy, so Stewie makes him a robot duplicate as a living biography; Peter starts working at a massage parlor. | |||||
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03/03/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman Gets An Anal Probe- Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. | |||||
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03/03/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town. | |||||
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03/03/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature. | |||||
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03/03/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. | |||||
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03/03/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper. | |||||
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03/03/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye." | |||||
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03/03/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartmans birthday party. | |||||
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03/04/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia. | |||||
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03/04/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park. | |||||
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03/04/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship. | |||||
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03/04/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world. | |||||
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03/04/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman searches for the identity of his father. | |||||
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03/04/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman finds out the identity of his father. | |||||
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03/04/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. | |||||
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03/04/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate. | |||||
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03/04/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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03/04/2026 4:35 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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03/04/2026 5:10 am |
South Park |
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| It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash. | |||||
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03/04/2026 5:45 am |
South Park |
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| A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. | |||||
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03/04/2026 6:15 am |
South Park |
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| A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population. | |||||
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03/04/2026 6:50 am |
South Park |
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| The kids parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the Chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently. | |||||
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03/04/2026 7:25 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables. | |||||
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03/04/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare. | |||||
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03/04/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the Bull riding event. | |||||
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03/04/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends. | |||||
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03/04/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish. | |||||
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03/04/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandmas house, but Stan joins the boys anyway. | |||||
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03/04/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek. | |||||
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03/04/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. | |||||
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03/04/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight. | |||||
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03/04/2026 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. | |||||
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03/04/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. | |||||
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03/04/2026 1:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own. | |||||
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03/04/2026 1:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back. | |||||
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03/04/2026 2:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy. | |||||
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03/04/2026 2:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. | |||||
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03/04/2026 3:00 pm |
This Is UFC |
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| Following the UFC's evolution from a raw, fringe experiment into a dominant force in sports and entertainment; featuring conversations with UFC president and CEO Dana White, iconic fighters and rising stars. | |||||
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03/04/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci. | |||||
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03/04/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois helps Peter get over his fear of Principle Shepherd naked. Meanwhile Meg and her friends witnessed Brian and Stewie getting beat up by Trevor, Mad Dog and Mental Mike. Meg decides to help them stand up before they commit suicide. | |||||
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03/04/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family. | |||||
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03/04/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins move to the White House where Peter is hired as the new Press Secretary. | |||||
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03/04/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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03/04/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter learns an important lesson when he's mistakenly identified as transgender. | |||||
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Available schedules: 05/06/2021 - 03/20/2026
•Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5
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Country: United States
•Language: English
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