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03/03/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination. Stewie auditions for the AMERICAN IDOL judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. | |||||
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03/03/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world, a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets and a "Robot Chicken"-like existence. | |||||
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03/03/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian worries about his legacy, so Stewie makes him a robot duplicate as a living biography; Peter starts working at a massage parlor. | |||||
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03/03/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman Gets An Anal Probe- Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. | |||||
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03/03/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town. | |||||
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03/03/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature. | |||||
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03/03/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. | |||||
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03/03/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper. | |||||
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03/03/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye." | |||||
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03/03/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartmans birthday party. | |||||
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03/04/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia. | |||||
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03/04/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park. | |||||
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03/04/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship. | |||||
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03/04/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world. | |||||
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03/04/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman searches for the identity of his father. | |||||
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03/04/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman finds out the identity of his father. | |||||
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03/04/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. | |||||
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03/04/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate. | |||||
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03/04/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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03/04/2026 4:35 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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03/04/2026 5:10 am |
South Park |
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| It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash. | |||||
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03/04/2026 5:45 am |
South Park |
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| A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. | |||||
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03/04/2026 6:15 am |
South Park |
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| A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population. | |||||
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03/04/2026 6:50 am |
South Park |
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| The kids parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the Chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently. | |||||
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03/04/2026 7:25 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables. | |||||
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03/04/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare. | |||||
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03/04/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the Bull riding event. | |||||
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03/04/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends. | |||||
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03/04/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish. | |||||
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03/04/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandmas house, but Stan joins the boys anyway. | |||||
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03/04/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek. | |||||
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03/04/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. | |||||
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03/04/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight. | |||||
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03/04/2026 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. | |||||
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03/04/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. | |||||
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03/04/2026 1:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own. | |||||
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03/04/2026 1:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back. | |||||
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03/04/2026 2:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy. | |||||
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03/04/2026 2:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. | |||||
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03/04/2026 3:00 pm |
This Is UFC |
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| Following the UFC's evolution from a raw, fringe experiment into a dominant force in sports and entertainment; featuring conversations with UFC president and CEO Dana White, iconic fighters and rising stars. | |||||
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03/04/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci. | |||||
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03/04/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois helps Peter get over his fear of Principle Shepherd naked. Meanwhile Meg and her friends witnessed Brian and Stewie getting beat up by Trevor, Mad Dog and Mental Mike. Meg decides to help them stand up before they commit suicide. | |||||
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03/04/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family. | |||||
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03/04/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins move to the White House where Peter is hired as the new Press Secretary. | |||||
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03/04/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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03/04/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter learns an important lesson when he's mistakenly identified as transgender. | |||||
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03/04/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire discovers a long-lost daughter and makes a serious effort to embrace parenting. | |||||
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03/04/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. | |||||
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03/04/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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03/04/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The on-going Pandemic presents endless challenges to the citizens of South Park. | |||||
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03/04/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated. | |||||
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03/04/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour. | |||||
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03/04/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case. | |||||
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03/04/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. | |||||
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03/05/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. | |||||
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03/05/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. | |||||
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03/05/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Shelly Babysits Cartman. | |||||
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03/05/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park. | |||||
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03/05/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip. | |||||
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03/05/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon. | |||||
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03/05/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. | |||||
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03/05/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War Battle. | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert. | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years. | |||||
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03/05/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. | |||||
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03/05/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. | |||||
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03/05/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life. | |||||
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03/05/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. | |||||
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03/05/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. | |||||
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03/05/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year. | |||||
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03/05/2026 9:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/05/2026 9:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/05/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/05/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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03/05/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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03/05/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. | |||||
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03/05/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy returns to Dunder Mifflin as a janitor with a secret plan, and Dwight goes to great lengths to steal a DNA sample from Angela's baby in order to prove his paternity. | |||||
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03/05/2026 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy takes a break from flambeing cherries to jumpstart his Dunder Mifflin comeback, and Jim and Dwight join forces to outsmart a salesman from Scranton's uglier sister city. | |||||
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03/05/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy's newfound confidence in his management abilities leads to an HR disagreement with Toby, and Jim and Dwight welcome two new employees to the office. | |||||
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03/05/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| After Nellie forces Dwight to support a charity, he chooses one that supports an inhumane group, and Clark convinces Erin to audition for a local news anchor position. | |||||
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03/05/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Nellie uses a genealogy assignment to lie to Andy about his family tree, and Erin is humiliated when she finds out Dwight has been teaching her a made-up language. | |||||
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03/05/2026 2:35 pm |
The Office |
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| When Jim forces Dwight to close the office for repairs, he turns a bus into a makeshift office, and Darryl asks Clark to teach him PowerPoint for a new business venture. | |||||
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03/05/2026 3:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim convinces Pam to invest in his new business venture, and Andy brings in his college a cappella band to perform at the office Halloween party. | |||||
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03/05/2026 3:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Kevin discovers Oscar's secret affair, Andy's family suffers a financial meltdown, and Nellie, Jim and Pam prank Dwight during his interview with a local radio station. | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:20 pm |
The Office |
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| The women of Dunder Mifflin prepare Dwight for a deal with a female client, and Erin contemplates Andy's marriage proposal while he's away at sea. | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:55 pm |
The Office |
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| Angela asks Dwight to step in when she discovers the senator is having an affair with Oscar, and Pam agrees to paint the warehouse mural. | |||||
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03/05/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| When everyone forgets to plan the Christmas party, Dwight throws a Pennsylvania Dutch-themed party, and Erin cozies up with Pete while Andy is away. | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois challenges the other Griffins to throw out anything that no longer gives them joy, only to take the decluttering to a surprising extreme. | |||||
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Available schedules: 05/06/2021 - 03/20/2026
•Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5
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Country: United States
•Language: English
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