Schedules
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03/05/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert. | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years. | |||||
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03/05/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. | |||||
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03/05/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. | |||||
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03/05/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life. | |||||
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03/05/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. | |||||
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03/05/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. | |||||
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03/05/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year. | |||||
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03/05/2026 9:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/05/2026 9:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/05/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/05/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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03/05/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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03/05/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. | |||||
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03/05/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy returns to Dunder Mifflin as a janitor with a secret plan, and Dwight goes to great lengths to steal a DNA sample from Angela's baby in order to prove his paternity. | |||||
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03/05/2026 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy takes a break from flambeing cherries to jumpstart his Dunder Mifflin comeback, and Jim and Dwight join forces to outsmart a salesman from Scranton's uglier sister city. | |||||
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03/05/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy's newfound confidence in his management abilities leads to an HR disagreement with Toby, and Jim and Dwight welcome two new employees to the office. | |||||
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03/05/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| After Nellie forces Dwight to support a charity, he chooses one that supports an inhumane group, and Clark convinces Erin to audition for a local news anchor position. | |||||
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03/05/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Nellie uses a genealogy assignment to lie to Andy about his family tree, and Erin is humiliated when she finds out Dwight has been teaching her a made-up language. | |||||
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03/05/2026 2:35 pm |
The Office |
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| When Jim forces Dwight to close the office for repairs, he turns a bus into a makeshift office, and Darryl asks Clark to teach him PowerPoint for a new business venture. | |||||
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03/05/2026 3:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim convinces Pam to invest in his new business venture, and Andy brings in his college a cappella band to perform at the office Halloween party. | |||||
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03/05/2026 3:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Kevin discovers Oscar's secret affair, Andy's family suffers a financial meltdown, and Nellie, Jim and Pam prank Dwight during his interview with a local radio station. | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:20 pm |
The Office |
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| The women of Dunder Mifflin prepare Dwight for a deal with a female client, and Erin contemplates Andy's marriage proposal while he's away at sea. | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:55 pm |
The Office |
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| Angela asks Dwight to step in when she discovers the senator is having an affair with Oscar, and Pam agrees to paint the warehouse mural. | |||||
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03/05/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| When everyone forgets to plan the Christmas party, Dwight throws a Pennsylvania Dutch-themed party, and Erin cozies up with Pete while Andy is away. | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Michael Kosta speaks with librarian and literacy advocate Mychal Threets, promoting his book, “I'm So Happy You're Here: A Celebration of Library Joy.” | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois challenges the other Griffins to throw out anything that no longer gives them joy, only to take the decluttering to a surprising extreme. | |||||
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03/05/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg becomes famous on the internet for her unhealthy eating; Brian and Stewie enjoy a new ride while Brian's car gets fixed. | |||||
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03/05/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian runs for Mayor after successfully renaming James Woods High after the late Adam West, only for Quagmire to campaign against him. | |||||
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03/05/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, the family take Peter on a cruise to calm his nerves, but the trip doesn't go as planned. | |||||
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03/05/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| South Park Classics presents a rendition of the beloved novel "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart. | |||||
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03/05/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion. | |||||
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03/05/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. | |||||
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03/05/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. | |||||
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03/05/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. | |||||
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03/05/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show. | |||||
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03/05/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion. | |||||
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03/06/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars. | |||||
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03/06/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it. | |||||
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03/06/2026 1:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Rallo must chop off his beloved afro after a lice outbreak at school, and Junior takes him under his wing when his classmates make fun of him. | |||||
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03/06/2026 1:24 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After Freight Train invites Cleveland to an upcoming lowrider convention, Dr. Fist reveals that Freight Train's surprising amiability might be the result of dementia. | |||||
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03/06/2026 1:48 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland and Donna become overwhelmed with their kids' hectic schedules. | |||||
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03/06/2026 2:12 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland and his overweight 14-year-old son say goodbye to Quahog and set out for California. Along the way, Cleveland stops in his old hometown, where he eventually marries former classmate Donna Tubbs. | |||||
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03/06/2026 2:36 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland asks Roberta to accompany him to a daddy/daughter dance at school, but his hopes of establishing a bond are torpedoed after he accidentally runs over the family's dog. | |||||
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03/06/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight. | |||||
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03/06/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. | |||||
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03/06/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman inherits one million dollars. | |||||
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03/06/2026 4:35 am |
South Park |
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| The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey. | |||||
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03/06/2026 5:10 am |
South Park |
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| There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government. | |||||
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03/06/2026 5:45 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. | |||||
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03/06/2026 6:15 am |
South Park |
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| The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. | |||||
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03/06/2026 6:50 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle", who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. | |||||
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03/06/2026 7:25 am |
South Park |
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| When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out. | |||||
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03/06/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage. | |||||
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03/06/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city. | |||||
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03/06/2026 9:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays. | |||||
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03/06/2026 9:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it. | |||||
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03/06/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard. | |||||
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03/06/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word. | |||||
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03/06/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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03/06/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer. | |||||
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03/06/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| A lice outbreak causes panic at the office, Jim tries to play it cool during a meeting with a pro basketball player, and Dwight, Nellie and Kevin meddle in Darryl's love life. | |||||
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03/06/2026 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight and Clark improvise when Jim bails on a sales call, Pam joins Darryl on a road trip, and Clark and Jan's trip causes speculation in the office. | |||||
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03/06/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving Dunder Mifflin, Pete and Erin are recruited to head the company's social media accounts, and Jim misses his daughter's dance recital. | |||||
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03/06/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight interviews a new sales rep and is forced to choose between his friends or Clark, and Pete and Phyllis continue to search for Erin's birth mother. | |||||
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03/06/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Nellie stages bonding exercises after Pam's warehouse mural is vandalized, Dwight and Clark take a more violent route to justice, and Jim and Darryl have roommate trouble. | |||||
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03/06/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Erin plans to break up with Andy, and the rest of the office creates fake relationships with each other in order to take advantage of the mini mall's Valentine's Day deals. | |||||
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03/06/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy struggles with the fact that Erin has moved on and started dating Pete, Pam heads to Philly for a job interview, and Angela helps Dwight care for his curmudgeonly aunt. | |||||
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03/06/2026 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam feels out of sync with Jim and demeaned by a potential employer , Andy hires Erin and Pete's exes as an act of revenge, and Toby confronts the Scranton Strangler. | |||||
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03/06/2026 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight tries to persuade his siblings to return home and run their late aunt's farm, and Todd Packer returns to Dunder Mifflin hoping to make amends. | |||||
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03/06/2026 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Everyone realizes they were being filmed for the past 10 years after a promo for the documentary comes out, and Dwight and Clark negotiate with a farmer over tractors. | |||||
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03/06/2026 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| With the elevators down, Dwight takes extreme measures to coerce Stanley out on a sales call, and Jim and Pam confide in coworkers about their relationship woes. | |||||
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03/06/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Angela pines for Dwight during a office-wide paper airplane tournament, and Andy struggles with the demands of his first paid acting gig. | |||||
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03/06/2026 6:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. | |||||
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03/06/2026 6:30 pm |
South Park |
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| With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. | |||||