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03/05/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. | |||||
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03/05/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity. | |||||
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03/05/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar gets accepted into the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School", and begins to write his impressions of the camp. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.J. stage a fight with each other to make Frank happy. Radar: "D | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up | |||||
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03/05/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin, the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony. He leaves to get he | |||||
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03/05/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Billy Tyler, a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg. He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Drunken Circuit Judge Warfield, who is on the payroll of town boss John King, is forced by Dillon to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner. | |||||
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03/05/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly's skill, with both people and medicine, is put to the test when Doc sends him out to check on families in the back country. | |||||
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03/05/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kathleen Nolan guest stars as a widow who falls in love with a wounded prisoner of Matt Dillon's at a remote way station. | |||||
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03/05/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young man named Billy arrives in Dodge to visit his best friend, Festus. When the teenager, who has no family and is retarded, attacks and injures a drover for tormenting a cat, he is arrested. | |||||
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03/05/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Sam Groom and Sandra Morgan play a fugitive and his Indian wife, who frustrate Newly by seeking medical help for their baby and then refusing to take his advice. | |||||
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03/05/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney finally solve the problem of moonshining in Mayberry. | |||||
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03/05/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy tries to solve the marriage problems of Fred and Jennie Boone who spend their married life fighting with each other. | |||||
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03/05/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy suspects that a traveling record promoter is a con artist, but is proven wrong to Mayberry's profit. | |||||
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03/05/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Barney's over-zealousness causes him to become a laughing stock, Andy tactfully arranges for Barney to regain his status. | |||||
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03/05/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A nationally-known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held for two days in the Mayberry jail. | |||||
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03/05/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy plays matchmaker for Barney but finds himself in difficulty when Barney misinterprets his efforts. | |||||
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03/05/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray rummages through a drawer so he can show Andy and Gianni personalized letter from Muhammed Ali. Debra confesses to Marie that she lied to Ray and accidentally threw the letter out. Marie surprisingly covers for Debra. | |||||
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03/05/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is dumfounded when he realizes the magnitude of the blunder he made while at aKnicks game with Michael and Geoffrey's friend, Chris. | |||||
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03/05/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie finds out that Frank was forced to choose between maintaininga physical relationship with Marie or lose his sense of taste. | |||||
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03/05/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray tells Robert that Amy is a chatterbox because she wouldn't stop talking to him while hewas watching a basketball game. Ray's comment hurt Amy, but Robert cutting her off whileshe is talking angers her. | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra confronts Ray when she discoversthat he's been withholding sex from her in order to shift the power of their relationship. | |||||
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03/05/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is shocked when he catches Pat smoking a cigarette, but is thrilled to be part ofPat's dirty little secret. | |||||
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03/05/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| In the Series Finale, Ray is admitted to the hospital for minor surgery, but unexpectedly fallsinto a coma. The family, fearing the worst, experiences a number of heart-warmingflashbacks. | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie loses her job, and Doug is annoyed that she does nothing all day when he is struggling to help them survive. Instead of job hunting, Carrie decides to make decorative cell phone covers, which look awful. | |||||
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03/05/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him. | |||||
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03/05/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have an arguement about what lead them to their current home, so they tell the story of what happened when they were house-hunting. Doug initially wanted a terrible house and Carrie hated it. | |||||
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03/05/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur wins $2500 in a Bingo game. Doug and Carrie are short on money since she lost her job, so they are forced to ask Arthur for money. Trouble comes when he wants to decide how the money is spent. | |||||
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03/05/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Since Doug & Carrie have watched Deacon & Kelly's kids so much, they ask Deacon & Kelly to watch Arthur for a night. Trouble arises when they ignore Carrie's warnings about what happens when Arthur eats spicy food. | |||||
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03/05/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug runs into an ex-girlfriend at an art gallery with Carrie. He does not want contact with her, but Carrie initially likes her, and they begin hanging out; soon she wants to stop seeing Trish because she is extremely annoying. | |||||
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03/05/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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03/05/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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03/05/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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03/05/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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03/05/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment. | |||||
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03/05/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it. | |||||
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03/06/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage. | |||||
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03/06/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends. | |||||
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03/06/2026 1:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/06/2026 1:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/06/2026 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible. | |||||
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03/06/2026 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour | |||||
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03/06/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy. | |||||
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03/06/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is distressed when Opie chooses someone else as his "Most Unforgettable character" for a school composition | |||||
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03/06/2026 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Nurse Carrie Donovan receives a "Dear Jane" letter from her husband, and practically falls apart. B.J. consoles her, and they spend the night together. Feelings of guilt come over B.J. until he discusses them with Donovan and th | |||||
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03/06/2026 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, whilst dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B.J. has to perform a very difficult operation. | |||||
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03/06/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns. | |||||
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03/06/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the p | |||||
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03/06/2026 6:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A daring jailbreak reunites a family of vicious outlaws who wound a pursuing U.S. marshal, kill his deputy, then wait in ambush for the injured lawman and Marshal Dillon. | |||||
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03/06/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Nehemiah Persoff guest stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria De Haven as his former sweetheart. | |||||
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03/06/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt and a fellow marshal are ordered to quiet down a lawless town. | |||||
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03/06/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect. | |||||
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03/06/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A homeless baby triggers the mother instinct in two women, one of whom is Kitty. | |||||
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03/06/2026 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Opie struggle to keep house when Aunt Bee leaves for a few days. | |||||
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03/06/2026 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he becomes convinced that the new young doctor in town is trying to beat his time with her. | |||||
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03/06/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town drunk turns out to be the only living descendent of a Revolutionary War hero, much to the dismay of the Mayberry mayor. | |||||
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03/06/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A state inspector learns some unique but result-getting police methods employed by the Mayberry sheriff. | |||||
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03/06/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Ellie give the Cinderella treatment to a farmer's daughter. | |||||
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03/06/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faced with the unpleasant duty of serving an eviction notice, discovers a way to save the mortgagee's home. | |||||
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03/06/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra wants a quiet birthday at home with Raymond. He tells his parents and brother there's no party. Ray gets caught in a lie when his nosy parents and brother show up anyway and catch Ray and Debra in a compromising position. | |||||
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03/06/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's in the dog house for not showing more affection. Debra really mad when he talks about their problem with his parents. After Ray confesses he can't say “I love you,” the whole family goes overboard. | |||||
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03/06/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Ray is giving the eulogy at his favorite uncle's funeral, his Aunt Alda arrives torekindle a family feud. Aunt Alda and her sister Marie haven't spoken since Ray and Debra's wedding seven years ago. | |||||
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03/06/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gives Ray and Debra an IQ test as part of his assignment for his criminal psychology class, and the results incite subtle competition between them. Robert informs Ray and Debra that they each scored higher than the other. | |||||
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03/06/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When a waitress at Nemo's catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife. Especially when Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at Nemo's, and Angelina calls him at home to let him know she found it. | |||||
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03/06/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper. | |||||
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03/06/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's parents stop speaking and Marie moves in with Ray and his family, while Frankenjoys bachelorhood. Debra visits Frank, who's enjoying his life as a free man, and begshim to apologize to Marie so she will move back home. | |||||
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03/06/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is sent to the hospital to have his appendix removed. When Carrie is visiting Doug, she hears him talking about other women in his sleep and she gets jealous about it. | |||||
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03/06/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has a new delivery route and has to deliver to a guy that always answers the door in nothing but a towel. Carrie takes up dog walking to make extra cash. Arthur has a burial plot to sell, but accidentally gives it away. | |||||
