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03/09/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | |||||
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03/09/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. | |||||
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03/09/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. | |||||
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03/09/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show. | |||||
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03/09/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. | |||||
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03/09/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. | |||||
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03/09/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married. | |||||
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03/09/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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03/09/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. | |||||
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03/09/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. | |||||
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03/09/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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03/09/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. | |||||
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03/09/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam suspects that Dwight and Angela are having an affair, and Michael shows up uninvited at Jim's BBQ to sing karaoke. | |||||
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03/09/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| At the office Christmas party, Michael suggests a game of Yankee Swap with the $20 Secret Santa gifts, and everyone vies for the iPod he bought for Ryan. | |||||
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03/09/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin crew on a "motivational" booze cruise in an attempt to get them to accept his theories on leadership. | |||||
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03/09/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael demands attention from the entire office after he has a freak accident with his George Foreman Grill, and Dwight begins behaving strangely following a minor car crash. | |||||
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03/09/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim is worried that Michael is going to tell others that he likes Pam, so he has to go along with being his boss's best friend, which includes a lunchtime trip to Hooters. | |||||
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03/09/2026 3:35 pm |
The Office |
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| When someone soils the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity with the staff. | |||||
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03/09/2026 4:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Jan visits the office to conduct a "women in the workplace" seminar with the female employees, and Michael takes the guys down to the warehouse for some male bonding. | |||||
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03/09/2026 4:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael visits Dunder Mifflin corporate headquarters in New York City on Valentine's Day, and the office staff celebrates the holiday grade-school style. | |||||
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03/09/2026 5:20 pm |
The Office |
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| As Pam becomes increasingly consumed with her wedding plans, Jim plans his escape from Scranton. | |||||
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03/09/2026 5:55 pm |
The Office |
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| During Take Your Daughter to Work Day, Michael is surprised when he strikes up a friendship with the five-year-old daughter of his sworn enemy Toby. | |||||
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03/09/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael celebrates his birthday by taking the Dunder Mifflin gang ice skating, and Kevin nervously waits for some medical test results. | |||||
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03/09/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, the family take Peter on a cruise to calm his nerves, but the trip doesn't go as planned. | |||||
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03/09/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and the guys use Joe's body cams to remember the million-dollar ideas they have while drinking; Quagmire must come to terms with an unexpected family development. | |||||
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03/09/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie wins a participation award in his school's toddler games, leading him to question everything he's ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and has to repair the damage. | |||||
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03/09/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The network decides to reboot FAMILY GUY and the feedback takes surprising turns when three versions are shown to a focus group. | |||||
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03/09/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian tries to shut down Quagmire's cat café; Lois decides to send Meg and Chris to church camp when they get in trouble at school. | |||||
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03/09/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. | |||||
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03/09/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget. | |||||
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03/09/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. | |||||
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03/09/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel. | |||||
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03/09/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace. | |||||
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03/10/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully. | |||||
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03/10/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival. | |||||
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03/10/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels. | |||||
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03/10/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis. | |||||
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03/10/2026 2:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After tiring of Cleveland's presence at the house, Rallo decides to drive a wedge between Cleveland and Donna by sleeping in their bed. | |||||
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03/10/2026 2:24 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland discovers that Donna has been lying to Rallo as to why Robert never shows up for Christmas...and makes it his mission to reconnect father and son. | |||||
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03/10/2026 2:48 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After raising money to rebuild the high school's sports stadium, Cleveland becomes the baseball team's coach...and attempts to convince his son to play ball. | |||||
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03/10/2026 3:12 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Roberta disguises herself in a “fat suit” to prove she can get by without her good looks, only to attract Cleveland Jr's advances; Cleveland and his friends invent a moveable coaster for beers. | |||||
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03/10/2026 3:36 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After taking a group of delinquent teens under his wing, Cleveland encourages the kids to start a cookie business...which the kids misinterpret as advice on dealing drugs. | |||||
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03/10/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure. | |||||
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03/10/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. | |||||
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03/10/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game. | |||||
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03/10/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. | |||||
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03/10/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. | |||||
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03/10/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun. | |||||
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03/10/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. | |||||
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03/10/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. | |||||
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03/10/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. | |||||
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03/10/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. | |||||
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03/10/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret. | |||||
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03/10/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class. | |||||
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03/10/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all. | |||||
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03/10/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. | |||||
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03/10/2026 11:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, the family take Peter on a cruise to calm his nerves, but the trip doesn't go as planned. | |||||
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03/10/2026 11:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and the guys use Joe's body cams to remember the million-dollar ideas they have while drinking; Quagmire must come to terms with an unexpected family development. | |||||
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03/10/2026 12:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie wins a participation award in his school's toddler games, leading him to question everything he's ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and has to repair the damage. | |||||
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03/10/2026 12:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The network decides to reboot FAMILY GUY and the feedback takes surprising turns when three versions are shown to a focus group. | |||||
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03/10/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian tries to shut down Quagmire's cat café; Lois decides to send Meg and Chris to church camp when they get in trouble at school. | |||||
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03/10/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When the Wi-Fi goes out, Peter and Lois tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in this spoof of the '90s sitcom Friends and everything else '90s. | |||||
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03/10/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories. | |||||
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03/10/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyone is revealed. | |||||
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03/10/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg gets a surprising response when she takes Stewie to meet Santa at the mall; Brian tries to help when the experience leaves Stewie scarred. | |||||
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03/10/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois becomes the target of Connie's antics when she gets a job as the high school's music teacher. | |||||
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03/10/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal who is now a successful millionaire dog reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes. | |||||
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03/10/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter builds a tunnel to the Drunken Clam after Lois grounds him for secretly getting a credit card and spending all of the family's money. | |||||
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03/10/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| In the future, Stewie is a rich old man enjoying his retirement when Brian brings news about Peter dying. | |||||
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03/10/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter becomes the face of racial justice when diarrhea makes him kneel during the national anthem as he starts coaching a minor league baseball team. | |||||
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03/10/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter is told to work from home when his sweat becomes a liability; Stewie and Chris create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay for the damages done to an electronics store. | |||||
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03/10/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter's newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen results in him getting into a car accident and falling into a coma. | |||||
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03/10/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins experience life without Meg when she's erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, and she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. | |||||
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03/10/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Following another blackout, the Griffins re-imagine three stories from the Bible about Adam and Eve, Noah, and the Last Supper while cooped up in a motel room during a storm. | |||||
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Available schedules: 05/06/2021 - 03/17/2026
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Country: United States
•Language: English
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