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03/09/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mary Alice Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party but throws him over at the eleventh hour for another. | |||||
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03/09/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard, a last minute substitution on the bowling team sponsored by Emmett's fix-it shop, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game. | |||||
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03/09/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee wins a free trip to Mexico for two -- but which two? | |||||
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03/09/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs which the enemy have booby-trapped. Potter asks for it to stop, and Hawkeye and B.J. put a local junk dealer out of business. | |||||
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03/09/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| In the midst of a deluge of patients and their individual medical histories, the 4077th is out of blood. Everyone in camp is donating at 48-hour intervals when a truckload of Turkish soldiers arrives to offer their blood and sav | |||||
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03/09/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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03/09/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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03/09/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City. | |||||
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03/09/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A widower tries to protect the reputation of his son's teacher, and faces a charge of murder because of it. | |||||
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03/09/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Craig Stevens, Kurt Russell, and Tom Simcox are guest stars in the story of a farm youth's grim trackdown of the man who killed his father. | |||||
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03/09/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newly O'Brien or a neighboring farmer suitable suitors for her daughter, provoking them into a fight which almost leads to tragedy. | |||||
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03/09/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The residents of Dodge City are stunned when Matt Dillon feels he can no longer keep law and order and turns in his Marshal's badge. | |||||
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03/09/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy delivers a baby for a farmers wife when the local doctor is unavailable | |||||
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03/09/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Through a series of coincidences, Barney captures a dangerous criminal... twice. | |||||
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03/09/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy helps a local musician get back to reality after success went to his head before he made good. | |||||
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03/09/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office. | |||||
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03/09/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A schoolboy bully makes life miserable for seven-year-old Opie. | |||||
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03/09/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney resigns as he believes that Andy is trying to ease him out of his deputy sheriff job. | |||||
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03/09/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book on the American family, the doctor discovers that Ray and his family are more fascinating, in a quirky way, than she is. | |||||
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03/09/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gets fed up with Ray's family intruding in her life, they both reminisce abouthow quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family. | |||||
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03/09/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on asports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show, his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers. | |||||
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03/09/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray gets to use the “active technique” he and Debra learned in parenting class on hisparents when their stubbornness goes too far. Ray doesn't realize how much he'smastered the technique learned in class. | |||||
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03/09/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At the urging of his parents, Ray takes his brother, Robert, out for a night on the town. Butwhen Robert wants to get in touch with Ray's “feelings” Ray gets a little uncomfortable with“this brotherly bonding thing.” | |||||
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03/09/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally decides to stop taking piano lessons from her Grandma, Ray tries to teach her an important lesson about not quitting by resuming the lessons he took from his mother25 years earlier. | |||||
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03/09/2026 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, his guilt manifests itself in an inevitable anxietyattack on the golf course and his doctor diagnoses a bad case of stress with the remedybeing to play more golf. | |||||
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03/09/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary, Raymond learns that his parents were once separated for a year and might have gotten divorced if Frank hadn't returned home to help with Ray's broken arm. | |||||
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03/09/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur. | |||||
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03/09/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger. | |||||
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03/09/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| IPS hires a new worker, the guys love him, and think he is absolutely hilarious. Doug doesn't like this because he used to be the funny guy. He decides to win back the favor of the men. | |||||
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03/09/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is forced to go to a work function with Carrie. One of Carrie's coworkers starts talking to him, and he decides to fake a heart attack because he can't remember her name. Carrie's boss sends Doug to get his health tested. | |||||
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03/09/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's parents come to visit, and Doug gets them tickets to see their favorite play. Doug's dad is busy getting ready for a model train expo, so Arthur starts spending time with Doug's mom and soon starts to like her. | |||||
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03/09/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur. | |||||
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03/09/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. | |||||
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03/09/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman. | |||||
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03/09/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. | |||||
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03/09/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. | |||||
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03/10/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's new job is Becky and Darlene's worst nightmare. Their mom is the new waitress at the diner they hang out in! | |||||
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03/10/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie's boyfriend, Gary, decides he can't take worrying anymore when Jackie is injured again while on duty as a police officer. He issues Jackie an ultimatum - quit the job or he'll end their relationship. | |||||
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03/10/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky bends the rules to suit herself and continues to date a boy her parents don't like. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan have a lot of fun shopping for a new bed. | |||||
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03/10/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade. | |||||
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03/10/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/10/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/10/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy cancels a big date with Helen in order to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh -- who turns out to be a beautiful women. | |||||
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03/10/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy sends Opie to a swank boys' camp. | |||||
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03/10/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard, dating Millie, is threatened by her husky former boyfriend. | |||||
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03/10/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case. | |||||
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03/10/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Prompted by pressure from Frank, Hot Lips sets a date for marriage with Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. When Donald arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drun | |||||
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03/10/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he | |||||
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03/10/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Madness strikes as B.J. and his old friend Bardonaro play a series of practical jokes on each other, just as Bardonaro is about to leave Korea. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, an | |||||
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03/10/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon finds himself in the revengeful hands of a half-crazed widower who plans, with the aid of his four surviving sons, to hunt Dillon down and kill him to revenge the death of his son, a wanted murderer. | |||||
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03/10/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon is captured and held for ransom by five bank robbers he has been pursuing when he rides into a small town to warn it about the outlaws--only to find out that they have taken over the place. | |||||
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03/10/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc and pretty saloon owner Lyla Ross find themselves virtual slaves when they are kidnapped by a band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws. | |||||
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03/10/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| With Doc overdue and a stage coach with three passengers missing, Matt, Festus, and Newly set out to find their friend in the conclusion of the two-part episode. | |||||
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03/10/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them an old friend of Matt's. | |||||
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03/10/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An attractive woman, who has been given a speeding ticket by Andy, pleads "not guilty" and uses female guile. | |||||
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03/10/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond. | |||||
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03/10/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is almost thrown for a loss by a charming female con artist. | |||||
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03/10/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong. | |||||
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03/10/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry Bank money. | |||||
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03/10/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra fears that Ray is hiding out at work because he doesn't want to spend time athome with the family, she asks him to start working from home. Things don't turn outthe way she planned. | |||||
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03/10/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Sick of reading Ally the same stories night after night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. Feeling great about doingsomething other than being a mom, she invites Ray to write the story with her. | |||||
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03/10/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday. He makes up for it by buying Frank a beautiful, gigantic aquarium. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one fish dies, he starts to hate it. | |||||
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03/10/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At Debra's insistence, Ray takes her to his 20th high school reunion, and it's even worse than he expected. It turns out that Debra is one of the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girl's bathroom. | |||||
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03/10/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie crashes and ultimately ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that the dayhas finally come to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical, intrusive, andoverbearing and she takes pen to paper. | |||||
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03/10/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. | |||||
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03/10/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a CivilWar re-enactment, Ray voluntarily enlists for the Battle of Gettysburg. | |||||
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03/10/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie get in a fight with Deacon & Kelly and try to find a new couple to be friends with. They can't find anyone and are stuck hanging out with a couple that they hate to avoid the Palmers. | |||||
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03/10/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds a new cologne that he likes, and everyone begins complimenting him on how good he smells, but Carrie hates the new scent. Doug keeps wearing it in secret, and when Carrie finds out, she starts doing things he hates. | |||||
