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03/10/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. | |||||
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03/10/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. | |||||
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03/10/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. | |||||
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03/10/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret. | |||||
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03/10/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class. | |||||
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03/10/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all. | |||||
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03/10/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. | |||||
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03/10/2026 11:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, the family take Peter on a cruise to calm his nerves, but the trip doesn't go as planned. | |||||
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03/10/2026 11:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and the guys use Joe's body cams to remember the million-dollar ideas they have while drinking; Quagmire must come to terms with an unexpected family development. | |||||
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03/10/2026 12:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie wins a participation award in his school's toddler games, leading him to question everything he's ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and has to repair the damage. | |||||
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03/10/2026 12:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The network decides to reboot FAMILY GUY and the feedback takes surprising turns when three versions are shown to a focus group. | |||||
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03/10/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian tries to shut down Quagmire's cat café; Lois decides to send Meg and Chris to church camp when they get in trouble at school. | |||||
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03/10/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When the Wi-Fi goes out, Peter and Lois tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in this spoof of the '90s sitcom Friends and everything else '90s. | |||||
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03/10/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories. | |||||
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03/10/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyone is revealed. | |||||
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03/10/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg gets a surprising response when she takes Stewie to meet Santa at the mall; Brian tries to help when the experience leaves Stewie scarred. | |||||
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03/10/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois becomes the target of Connie's antics when she gets a job as the high school's music teacher. | |||||
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03/10/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal who is now a successful millionaire dog reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes. | |||||
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03/10/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter builds a tunnel to the Drunken Clam after Lois grounds him for secretly getting a credit card and spending all of the family's money. | |||||
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03/10/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| In the future, Stewie is a rich old man enjoying his retirement when Brian brings news about Peter dying. | |||||
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03/10/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter becomes the face of racial justice when diarrhea makes him kneel during the national anthem as he starts coaching a minor league baseball team. | |||||
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03/10/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter is told to work from home when his sweat becomes a liability; Stewie and Chris create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay for the damages done to an electronics store. | |||||
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03/10/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter's newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen results in him getting into a car accident and falling into a coma. | |||||
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03/10/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins experience life without Meg when she's erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, and she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. | |||||
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03/10/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Following another blackout, the Griffins re-imagine three stories from the Bible about Adam and Eve, Noah, and the Last Supper while cooped up in a motel room during a storm. | |||||
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03/10/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books. | |||||
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03/10/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. | |||||
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03/10/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. | |||||
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03/10/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. | |||||
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03/10/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman signs up for a home security system. | |||||
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03/10/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. | |||||
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03/10/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. | |||||
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03/10/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands. | |||||
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03/11/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election. | |||||
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03/11/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file. | |||||
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03/11/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other. | |||||
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03/11/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity. | |||||
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03/11/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. | |||||
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03/11/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. | |||||
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03/11/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. | |||||
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03/11/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. | |||||
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03/11/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. | |||||
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03/11/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. | |||||
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03/11/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. | |||||
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03/11/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west. | |||||
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03/11/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door. | |||||
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03/11/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese. | |||||
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03/11/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| Breast Cancer Show Ever - Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. | |||||
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03/11/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. | |||||
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03/11/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. | |||||
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03/11/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the others can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire. | |||||
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03/11/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings. | |||||
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03/11/2026 10:00 am |
The Coon |
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| The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. | |||||
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03/11/2026 10:30 am |
Margaritaville |
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| Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. | |||||
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03/11/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well. | |||||
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03/11/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish. | |||||
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03/11/2026 12:00 pm |
Pinewood Derby |
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| Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby. | |||||
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03/11/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia. | |||||
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03/11/2026 1:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother. | |||||
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03/11/2026 1:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore. | |||||
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03/11/2026 2:00 pm |
South Park |
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| W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers. | |||||
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03/11/2026 2:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins. | |||||
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03/11/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins experience life without Meg when she's erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, and she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. | |||||
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03/11/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Following another blackout, the Griffins re-imagine three stories from the Bible about Adam and Eve, Noah, and the Last Supper while cooped up in a motel room during a storm. | |||||
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03/11/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books. | |||||
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03/11/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. | |||||
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03/11/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. | |||||
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03/11/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter hurts himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie nurse one of the squirrels back to health; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine and restores him to his true height. | |||||
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03/11/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. | |||||
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03/11/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. | |||||
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03/11/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. | |||||
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03/11/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him. | |||||
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