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		03/10/2026 8:00 pm	Family Guy	Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
	Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books.
Localized series title: Family Guy Localized episode title: Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) Localized description: Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books.
		03/10/2026 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Stewie's First Word
	Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

		03/10/2026 9:00 pm	Family Guy	The Talented Mr. Stewie
	Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

		03/10/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Raising The Bar
	Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.

		03/10/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Insecurity
	Cartman signs up for a home security system.

		03/10/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	Going Native
	It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

		03/10/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	A Nightmare On FaceTime
	Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.

		03/10/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	A Scause For Applause
	A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.

		03/11/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Obama Wins!
	Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.

		03/11/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Let Go, Let Gov
	Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.

		03/11/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Informative Murder Porn
	The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.

		03/11/2026 1:30 am	South Park	World War Zimmerman
	Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.

		03/11/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Guitar Queer-O
	Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.

		03/11/2026 2:30 am	South Park	The List
	The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

		03/11/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Tonsil Trouble
	After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

		03/11/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Britney's New Look
	When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

		03/11/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Major Boobage
	In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

		03/11/2026 4:30 am	South Park	Canada On Strike
	The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

		03/11/2026 5:00 am	South Park	EEK, A PENIS!
	While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

		03/11/2026 5:35 am	South Park	Over Logging
	One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

		03/11/2026 6:10 am	South Park	Super Fun Time
	While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

		03/11/2026 6:45 am	South Park	The China Probrem
	The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

		03/11/2026 7:15 am	South Park	Breast Cancer Show Ever
	Breast Cancer Show Ever - Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

		03/11/2026 7:50 am	South Park	About Last Night…
	About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

		03/11/2026 8:25 am	South Park	Elementary School Musical
	Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.

		03/11/2026 9:00 am	South Park	The Ungroundable
	The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the others can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

		03/11/2026 9:30 am	South Park	The Ring
	The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.

		03/11/2026 10:00 am	The Coon	The Coon
	The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

		03/11/2026 10:30 am	Margaritaville	Margaritaville
	Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

		03/11/2026 11:00 am	South Park	Eat, Pray, Queef
	Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.

		03/11/2026 11:30 am	South Park	Fishsticks
	A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.

		03/11/2026 12:00 pm	Pinewood Derby	Pinewood Derby
	Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

		03/11/2026 12:30 pm	South Park	Fatbeard
	Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

		03/11/2026 1:00 pm	South Park	Dead Celebrities
	Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

		03/11/2026 1:30 pm	South Park	Butters' Bottom Bitch
	Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.

		03/11/2026 2:00 pm	South Park	W.T.F.
	W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

		03/11/2026 2:30 pm	South Park	Whale Whores
	Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.

		03/11/2026 3:00 pm	Family Guy	Better Off Meg
	The Griffins experience life without Meg when she's erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, and she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere.

		03/11/2026 3:30 pm	Family Guy	Holly Bibble
	Following another blackout, the Griffins re-imagine three stories from the Bible about Adam and Eve, Noah, and the Last Supper while cooped up in a motel room during a storm.

		03/11/2026 4:00 pm	Family Guy	Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
	Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books.

		03/11/2026 4:30 pm	Family Guy	Stewie's First Word
	Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

		03/11/2026 5:00 pm	Family Guy	The Talented Mr. Stewie
	Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

		03/11/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	Boys & Squirrels
	When Peter hurts himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie nurse one of the squirrels back to health; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine and restores him to his true height.

		03/11/2026 6:00 pm	Family Guy	La Famiglia Guy
	When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

		03/11/2026 6:30 pm	Family Guy	Meg's Wedding
	Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.

		03/11/2026 7:00 pm	Family Guy	Wild Wild West
	Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.

		03/11/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Pawtucket Pat
	Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.

		03/11/2026 8:00 pm	Family Guy	The First No L
	When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own.

		03/11/2026 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Fecal Matters
	Peter volunteers at the hospital after making it through a bad flu season and finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to ER. After learning he's part cat, Brian has an identity crisis.

		03/11/2026 9:00 pm	Family Guy	Boy's Best Friend
	While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette.

		03/11/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
	The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.

		03/11/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Taming Strange
	When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.

		03/11/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	The Hobbit
	When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.

		03/11/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Go Fund Yourself
	The boys name their new start-up company, The Washington Redskins.

		03/11/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Gluten Free Ebola
	South Park goes gluten free.

		03/12/2026 12:00 am	South Park	The Cissy
	Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.

		03/12/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Handicar
	Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.

		03/12/2026 1:00 am	South Park	The Magic Bush
	Cartman and Butters get their hands on a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.

		03/12/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Freemium Isn't Free
	Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.

		03/12/2026 2:00 am	South Park	The F Word
	The F Word - The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

		03/12/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Dances with Smurfs
	Dances with Smurfs - Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

		03/12/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Pee
	The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.

		03/12/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Sexual Healing
	Sexual Healing - The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.

		03/12/2026 4:00 am	South Park	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs
	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.

		03/12/2026 4:30 am	South Park	Medicinal Fried Chicken
	Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back.

		03/12/2026 5:00 am	South Park	You Have 0 Friends
	When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.

		03/12/2026 5:30 am	South Park	Crippled Summer
	Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

		03/12/2026 6:00 am	South Park	Poor and Stupid
	Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

		03/12/2026 6:30 am	South Park	It's A Jersey Thing
	New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

		03/12/2026 7:00 am	South Park	Insheeption
	When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

		03/12/2026 7:30 am	South Park	Crème Fraiche
	Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

		03/12/2026 8:00 am	South Park	HumancentiPad
	Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.

		03/12/2026 8:30 am	South Park	Funnybot
	Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

		03/12/2026 9:00 am	South Park	Royal Pudding
	The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.

		03/12/2026 9:30 am	South Park	T.M.I.
	Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.

		03/12/2026 10:00 am	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

		03/12/2026 10:30 am	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

		03/12/2026 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

		03/12/2026 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Apartment
	Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.

		03/12/2026 12:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Statue
	Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back.

		03/12/2026 12:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Revenge
	George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing.

		03/12/2026 1:00 pm	The Office	Drug Testing
	After Dwight finds half a joint in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot, he puts on his volunteer sheriff's uniform and launches a full investigation.

		03/12/2026 1:30 pm	The Office	Conflict Resolution
	When Michael takes over conflict-resolution duties from the human relations department, chaos ensues at Dunder Mifflin.

		03/12/2026 2:00 pm	The Office	Casino Night
	The Dunder Mifflin crew holds a Casino Night for charity in their warehouse, and the employees take some big gambles.

		03/12/2026 2:30 pm	The Office	Gay Witch Hunt
	When Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee, he stumbles through a sensitivity minefield.

		03/12/2026 3:00 pm	The Office	The Convention
	After meeting Jan in Philadelphia for the annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention, Michael enlists Dwight's help in organizing a party in his room.

		03/12/2026 3:35 pm	The Office	The Coup
	Fed up with Michael's antics in the office, Angela pushes Dwight to take action against him.

		03/12/2026 4:10 pm	The Office	Grief Counseling
	Michael deals with the death of his former boss, and Jim tries to prove to Karen that he isn't the office suck-up.

		03/12/2026 4:45 pm	The Office	Initiation
	Dwight puts Ryan through a fraternity-like initiation on the Schrute beet farm, and Jan asks Pam to account for Michael's day in an hour-by-hour log.

		03/12/2026 5:20 pm	The Office	Diwali
	The corporate office won't pay for a Halloween party, so Michael convinces everyone to attend a party for the Hindu holiday Diwali.

		03/12/2026 5:55 pm	The Office	The Merger
	Jim and Pam are reunited when the employees of the shuttered Stamford Dunder Mifflin branch join the staff in Scranton.

		03/12/2026 6:30 pm	The Office	The Convict
	Michael tries to be supportive after learning that one of his new employees is an ex-con, and Jim helps Andy figure out the best way to flirt with Pam.

		03/12/2026 7:00 pm	Family Guy	Peter & Lois' Wedding
	When the Wi-Fi goes out, Peter and Lois tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in this spoof of the '90s sitcom Friends and everything else '90s.

		03/12/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Heart Burn
	To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories.

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