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03/10/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carrie makes some extra money, she decides to hire a maid. The maid really annoys Doug because she constantly moves things and only speaks Spanish. He fires her and hires Spence's mom who ends up being terrible at the job. | |||||
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03/10/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wants to take classes to learn to become a bartender, which has always been his dream. He soon realizes that being a bartender is not as fun as he thought it would be. | |||||
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03/10/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, but when Doug has a hard time, he tries to bargain his way out of working out. | |||||
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03/10/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug and Carrie were dating, Carrie was afraid Doug was not serious about her. Doug told her the most romantic thing she had ever heard and she was in love with him ever since. She finds out the line was from a dumb movie. | |||||
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03/10/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job. | |||||
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03/10/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. | |||||
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03/10/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her. | |||||
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03/10/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role. | |||||
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03/11/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne endures a particularly emotional “time of the month” with planning Dan's surprise party. | |||||
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03/11/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky's popularity skyrockets after she inadvertently makes an inappropriate gesture in a yearbook photo. | |||||
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03/11/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne overhears Dan talking in his sleep, dreaming of another woman. Roseanne learns the imaginary woman's identity and sets out to meet her in real life. | |||||
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03/11/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| After Becky and Darlene break their curfews one too many times, Roseanne and Dan decide to teach them a lesson about staying out all night. | |||||
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03/11/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/11/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/11/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession. | |||||
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03/11/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie joins a rock-and-roll group and starts getting failing grades in school. | |||||
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03/11/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting professor is attracted to Aunt Bee because she resembles his deceased wife. | |||||
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03/11/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education. | |||||
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03/11/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into comb | |||||
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03/11/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B | |||||
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03/11/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon | |||||
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03/11/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Jed Hockett, a farmer, orders his three sons to go to town and not return without prospective brides. | |||||
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03/11/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Cameron Mitchell guest stars as Chauncey Demon, once a highly respected sheriff who has let himself degenerate into a saloon bum, and whose old friend Matt Dillon won't accept his condition as final. | |||||
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03/11/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A series of seemingly random killings have the citizens of Dodge in near panic, but Dillon believes they are part of a pattern in which Doc is slated to be the next target. | |||||
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03/11/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Victor French guest stars as Sheriff Bo Harker, a town tamer who keeps his citizens in line with fear and brutality. | |||||
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03/11/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon is frustrated by Judge Kendall's insistence that the letter of the law be maintained and the Emmett Kaysinger and his gang, all known outlaws, be set free unless there is solid evidence to hold them. | |||||
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03/11/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is too obvious in his efforts to find out if a young lady meets his expectations. | |||||
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03/11/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee takes a shine to an itinerant handyman who has a way with ladies. | |||||
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03/11/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy refuses to join an exclusive club when Barney's bid for membership is turned down. | |||||
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03/11/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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03/11/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town. | |||||
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03/11/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's Zia Sarina comes to visit from Italy to help Ally with a school project on family trees, he's thrilled to finally meet a relative whom the whole family likes. Ray thinks it's too good to be true, and he is right. | |||||
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03/11/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs over his wife's lemonchicken, Debra gets upset. With good intentions, Ray asks his mom to give Debra cooking lessons. | |||||
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03/11/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. He quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks, he tries to hide the truth from Debra. | |||||
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03/11/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Ray at first. But when Raymond sees his brother risk his life during a hold-up at Nemo's, he gains a new respect for Robert. | |||||
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03/11/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent'sbed, Ray and Debra do everything they can to slay the monsters so they can get a goodnight's sleep. | |||||
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03/11/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra discovers that her mother-in -law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better thanshe likes her because Amy is a “good girl.” Robert lets it slip that Amy is a virgin, and Marie is thrilled to pieces. | |||||
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03/11/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra brings an “unapproved snack” to Ally's T-ball game and Ray doesn't stand up for her, prominently displaying his fear of being disliked. Debra had no idea that pretzels were noton the "approved snack list." | |||||
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03/11/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug delivers a package to his old high school and sees his football coach. Soon, he's returning constantly and being treated like a football legend. Arthur loses his eyedrops and temporarily goes blind, deaf and mute. | |||||
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03/11/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by. | |||||
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03/11/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfiling his "black needs." | |||||
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03/11/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wins tickets to a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug doesn't want to, but Carrie says he'll never have to do anything with Arthur again if he does this. Doug jumps at this idea. | |||||
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03/11/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van. | |||||
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03/11/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is. | |||||
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03/11/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog. | |||||
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03/11/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it. | |||||
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03/11/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard. | |||||
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03/11/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events. | |||||
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03/12/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene crosses the line with her grandmother when trying to defend Roseanne. | |||||
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03/12/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting the marriage take place! | |||||
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03/12/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Keeping busy with Ed and Crystal's wedding preparations, the Conners try to accept the unlikely courtship. Roseanne and Jackie throw Crystal a bridal shower, but an upset Dan gives his father the silent treatment. | |||||
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03/12/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky has it out with Roseanne and decides to move in with Jackie. | |||||
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03/12/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/12/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/12/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard proposes to Millie at the bakery where she works. | |||||
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03/12/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin Bradford alight from a freight train but keeps quiet because Aunt Bee thinks he's a wealthy relative. | |||||
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03/12/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy. | |||||
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03/12/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber. | |||||
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03/12/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died. | |||||
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03/12/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he ca | |||||
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03/12/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. | |||||
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03/12/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie | |||||
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03/12/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Strother Martin guest stars as Ben Snow, a half-crazed desert hermit who saves Festus' life only to force him to become a human pack animal. | |||||
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03/12/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In the conclusion of a two-part episode, Ben Snow tries to get his long-hidden gold back to civilization to use in fighting an old enemy. | |||||
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03/12/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Lee J. Cobb and his daughter Julie Cobb appear together for the first time, when Cobb guest stars as a once-proud military officer who is suddenly faced with a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter Ann. | |||||
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03/12/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Av Marie Pugh is a young lady who has her hands full trying to get her lazy family to plant a crop before their landlord runs them off the property. | |||||
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03/12/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Fleeing from both Matt Dillon and his double-crossed partners, outlaw Gristy Calhoun discovers that his survival in the badlands depends on an Indian woman. | |||||
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03/12/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl. | |||||
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03/12/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn. | |||||
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03/12/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance. | |||||
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03/12/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry menfolk, after a slow start, accept the addition of a lovely manicurist to Floyd's barber shop. | |||||
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03/12/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A Mayberry resident is convinced that he is in a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence. | |||||
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03/12/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The small-town methods of Mayberry prove more effective that the attempts of the State Police in the capture of a criminal. | |||||
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03/12/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert's traffic school students complain that his class causes severe insomnia, hepractices on members of his family -- who turn out to be even tougher critics. | |||||
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03/12/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a “normal” mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial. This is triggered by the realization that he's shrinking and is no longer six feet tall. | |||||
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03/12/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gives away all the “baby stuff” at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that shedoesn't want to have any more children. Ray is surprised to hear that Debra just assumedthey were finished having children. | |||||
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03/12/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time tothe very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous. He's about to propose to hislovely girlfriend Debra and nothing is going right. | |||||
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03/12/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him. With wedding plans in“runaway train” mode, Ray feels lost amid the endless discussion of veils, bands,appetizers, and wedding vows. | |||||
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03/12/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parent's houseand gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine. Marie's initial excitement that“Raymond has come home!” quickly fades. | |||||
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03/12/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can't ride with himanymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older. | |||||
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03/12/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband. | |||||
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03/12/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too. | |||||
