Schedules
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03/11/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfiling his "black needs." | |||||
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03/11/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wins tickets to a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug doesn't want to, but Carrie says he'll never have to do anything with Arthur again if he does this. Doug jumps at this idea. | |||||
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03/11/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van. | |||||
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03/11/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is. | |||||
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03/11/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog. | |||||
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03/11/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it. | |||||
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03/11/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard. | |||||
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03/11/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events. | |||||
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03/12/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene crosses the line with her grandmother when trying to defend Roseanne. | |||||
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03/12/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting the marriage take place! | |||||
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03/12/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Keeping busy with Ed and Crystal's wedding preparations, the Conners try to accept the unlikely courtship. Roseanne and Jackie throw Crystal a bridal shower, but an upset Dan gives his father the silent treatment. | |||||
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03/12/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky has it out with Roseanne and decides to move in with Jackie. | |||||
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03/12/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/12/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/12/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard proposes to Millie at the bakery where she works. | |||||
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03/12/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin Bradford alight from a freight train but keeps quiet because Aunt Bee thinks he's a wealthy relative. | |||||
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03/12/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy. | |||||
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03/12/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber. | |||||
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03/12/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died. | |||||
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03/12/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he ca | |||||
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03/12/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. | |||||
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03/12/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie | |||||
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03/12/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Strother Martin guest stars as Ben Snow, a half-crazed desert hermit who saves Festus' life only to force him to become a human pack animal. | |||||
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03/12/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In the conclusion of a two-part episode, Ben Snow tries to get his long-hidden gold back to civilization to use in fighting an old enemy. | |||||
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03/12/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Lee J. Cobb and his daughter Julie Cobb appear together for the first time, when Cobb guest stars as a once-proud military officer who is suddenly faced with a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter Ann. | |||||
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03/12/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Av Marie Pugh is a young lady who has her hands full trying to get her lazy family to plant a crop before their landlord runs them off the property. | |||||
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03/12/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Fleeing from both Matt Dillon and his double-crossed partners, outlaw Gristy Calhoun discovers that his survival in the badlands depends on an Indian woman. | |||||
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03/12/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl. | |||||
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03/12/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn. | |||||
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03/12/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance. | |||||
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03/12/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry menfolk, after a slow start, accept the addition of a lovely manicurist to Floyd's barber shop. | |||||
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03/12/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A Mayberry resident is convinced that he is in a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence. | |||||
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03/12/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The small-town methods of Mayberry prove more effective that the attempts of the State Police in the capture of a criminal. | |||||
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03/12/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert's traffic school students complain that his class causes severe insomnia, hepractices on members of his family -- who turn out to be even tougher critics. | |||||
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03/12/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a “normal” mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial. This is triggered by the realization that he's shrinking and is no longer six feet tall. | |||||
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03/12/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gives away all the “baby stuff” at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that shedoesn't want to have any more children. Ray is surprised to hear that Debra just assumedthey were finished having children. | |||||
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03/12/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time tothe very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous. He's about to propose to hislovely girlfriend Debra and nothing is going right. | |||||
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03/12/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him. With wedding plans in“runaway train” mode, Ray feels lost amid the endless discussion of veils, bands,appetizers, and wedding vows. | |||||
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03/12/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parent's houseand gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine. Marie's initial excitement that“Raymond has come home!” quickly fades. | |||||
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03/12/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can't ride with himanymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older. | |||||
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03/12/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband. | |||||
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03/12/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too. | |||||
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03/12/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit. | |||||
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03/12/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible. | |||||
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03/12/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor. | |||||
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03/12/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her. | |||||
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03/12/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water. | |||||
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03/12/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares. | |||||
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03/12/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word. | |||||
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03/12/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals. | |||||
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03/13/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date. | |||||
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03/13/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another. | |||||
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03/13/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones. | |||||
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03/13/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine. | |||||
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03/13/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/13/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/13/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett. | |||||
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03/13/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The head of a local TV station enlists Aunt Bee to do a nightly cooking show, having heard about her cooking. Although she may not exude great professionalism, she has that extra "naturalness" that they're looking for. But her m | |||||
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03/13/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett is needled into becoming an insurance salesman by his wife and her brother, a successful broker. | |||||
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03/13/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk. | |||||
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03/13/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa | |||||
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03/13/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut. | |||||
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03/13/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers. | |||||
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03/13/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he | |||||
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03/13/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Karp and his associates, who make their living lawfully by taking skins from range cattle, find themselves confronted by the law, when they go beyond their legal rights and do exactly as they please. | |||||
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03/13/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly finds himself in a strange alliance with a professional killer as he tries to get his prisoner to Dodge City before they are both killed by bounty hunters. | |||||
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03/13/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Allen Garfield guest stars as a school teacher in an episode of Gunsmoke that makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children, even in the less enlightened Dodge City of the 1870's. | |||||
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03/13/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon takes young Bessie Sutherland, now an orphan after her parents have been killed on the prairie, to live with her Aunt Rachel. He discovers that she is not wanted. | |||||
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03/13/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Farmer Jed Hackett decides it is time his three sons marry the women they brought back from Dodge. | |||||
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03/13/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns how to be a good loser. | |||||
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03/13/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir. | |||||
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03/13/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are hard pressed when Mayberry's guest of honor turns out to be a pickpocket. | |||||
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03/13/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition. | |||||
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03/13/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home. | |||||
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03/13/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is forced to exert all his persuasiveness to get a farmer to get a tetanus shot. | |||||
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03/13/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter. But whenLisa, the babysitter, becomes the smash hit at “Space Station Barone” Debra develops into a jealous mother. | |||||
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03/13/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith Schoolauction for new playground equipment, he's pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets atDebra's expense. | |||||
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03/13/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra's mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked todiscover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie. | |||||
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03/13/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she weren't in chargeof the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of “cutting the wires.” | |||||
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03/13/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own. Encouraged by Ray, and much to his parents' horror, Robert packsup his bags, takes his dog and moves out. | |||||
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03/13/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It has always been Raymond's life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated. | |||||
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03/13/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bringDebra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriageis like a prison. | |||||
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03/13/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over. | |||||
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03/13/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea. | |||||
