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03/12/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit. | |||||
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03/12/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible. | |||||
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03/12/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor. | |||||
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03/12/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her. | |||||
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03/12/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water. | |||||
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03/12/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares. | |||||
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03/12/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word. | |||||
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03/12/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals. | |||||
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03/13/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date. | |||||
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03/13/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another. | |||||
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03/13/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones. | |||||
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03/13/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine. | |||||
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03/13/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/13/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/13/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett. | |||||
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03/13/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The head of a local TV station enlists Aunt Bee to do a nightly cooking show, having heard about her cooking. Although she may not exude great professionalism, she has that extra "naturalness" that they're looking for. But her m | |||||
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03/13/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett is needled into becoming an insurance salesman by his wife and her brother, a successful broker. | |||||
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03/13/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk. | |||||
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03/13/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa | |||||
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03/13/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut. | |||||
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03/13/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers. | |||||
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03/13/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he | |||||
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03/13/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Karp and his associates, who make their living lawfully by taking skins from range cattle, find themselves confronted by the law, when they go beyond their legal rights and do exactly as they please. | |||||
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03/13/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly finds himself in a strange alliance with a professional killer as he tries to get his prisoner to Dodge City before they are both killed by bounty hunters. | |||||
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03/13/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Allen Garfield guest stars as a school teacher in an episode of Gunsmoke that makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children, even in the less enlightened Dodge City of the 1870's. | |||||
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03/13/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon takes young Bessie Sutherland, now an orphan after her parents have been killed on the prairie, to live with her Aunt Rachel. He discovers that she is not wanted. | |||||
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03/13/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Farmer Jed Hackett decides it is time his three sons marry the women they brought back from Dodge. | |||||
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03/13/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns how to be a good loser. | |||||
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03/13/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir. | |||||
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03/13/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are hard pressed when Mayberry's guest of honor turns out to be a pickpocket. | |||||
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03/13/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition. | |||||
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03/13/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home. | |||||
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03/13/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is forced to exert all his persuasiveness to get a farmer to get a tetanus shot. | |||||
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03/13/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter. But whenLisa, the babysitter, becomes the smash hit at “Space Station Barone” Debra develops into a jealous mother. | |||||
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03/13/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith Schoolauction for new playground equipment, he's pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets atDebra's expense. | |||||
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03/13/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra's mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked todiscover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie. | |||||
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03/13/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she weren't in chargeof the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of “cutting the wires.” | |||||
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03/13/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own. Encouraged by Ray, and much to his parents' horror, Robert packsup his bags, takes his dog and moves out. | |||||
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03/13/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It has always been Raymond's life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated. | |||||
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03/13/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bringDebra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriageis like a prison. | |||||
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03/13/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over. | |||||
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03/13/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea. | |||||
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03/13/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go. | |||||
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03/13/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out. | |||||
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03/13/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
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03/13/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming. | |||||
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03/13/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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03/13/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane. | |||||
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03/13/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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03/13/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance. | |||||
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03/14/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine. | |||||
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03/14/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up. | |||||
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03/14/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club. | |||||
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03/14/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to. | |||||
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03/14/2026 2:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne decides to give Darlene's home economics class a crash course in the realities of family dining on a budget. Dan helps DJ with a school bully. | |||||
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03/14/2026 2:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Valentine's Day and Cupid's arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene's heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school dance. | |||||
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03/14/2026 3:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's balances a more hectic day than usual: helping Jackie memorize her lines for a play, tending to flu-stricken Dan, and feigning excitement over DJ's merit-badge ceremony. | |||||
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03/14/2026 3:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky and Darlene plan a house party during their parents' Vegas trip. After a change of schedule at work, Roseanne must choose between canceling the trip or losing her job. | |||||
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03/14/2026 4:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan have reached their limit with Becky over her rebellious relationship with Mark. | |||||
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03/14/2026 5:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Well-off neighbors move in next to Roseanne, causing her to question her means, taste, and abilities as a mother. | |||||
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03/14/2026 5:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conners anticipate a baby boom as Roseanne helps Crystal get ready for her childbirth classes. Also Dan has a near-miss accident at work that causes a worried D.J. to follow Dan wherever he goes. | |||||
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03/14/2026 6:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Much to Darlene's chagrin, the whole family fusses over her when she gets asked to her first school dance. | |||||
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03/14/2026 6:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Shelley Winters guest-stars as Roseanne's grandmother, Mary, whose wisecracking personality charms everyone, so much so that Roseanne begs Mary to stay with the Conners - permanently. | |||||
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03/14/2026 7:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Just as Dan and Roseanne have committed themselves to opening a new business with their old friend, Ziggy, an unexpected development leaves them in a very sticky situation. | |||||
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03/14/2026 8:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne is thrown when Becky confides that she wants to start taking birth control. | |||||
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03/14/2026 8:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan and Roseanne's motorcycle business is floundering. Meanwhile, Becky is forced to be head-of-household while her parents are working. | |||||
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03/14/2026 9:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Depressed over seeing her old boyfriend, Gary, with his new fiancée, Jackie is driven into the arms of another man. | |||||
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03/14/2026 9:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne worries that Darlene is depressed. Meanwhile, Becky has an unusal strategy to convince Dan to buy her a car. | |||||
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03/14/2026 10:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan learn their neighbors have been robbed. | |||||
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03/14/2026 11:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan play a gruesome trick on their neighbor Kathy. Roseanne now worries how Kathy will seek her revenge. | |||||
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03/14/2026 11:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| When the Conners' friends, Arnie and Nancy, suddenly decide to get married, Arnie invites an ecstatic Dan and Roseanne to be their guests for the wedding - in Las Vegas! | |||||
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03/14/2026 12:00 pm |
Roseanne |
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| The Conners are delighted to be vacationing in Las Vegas as guests of the soon-to-be-married Arnie and Nancy. But Roseanne's biggest thrill is not the wedding, but the prospect of finally seeing Wayne Newton in person! | |||||
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03/14/2026 12:30 pm |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne tries to do the impossible: give up smoking cold turkey while working two jobs and getting virtually no support from her loving family! Also, Becky gets into big trouble for helping Darlene write a paper for school. | |||||
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03/14/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer. | |||||
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03/14/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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03/14/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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03/14/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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03/14/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. | |||||
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03/14/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket. | |||||
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03/14/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George. | |||||
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03/14/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. | |||||
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03/14/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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03/14/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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03/14/2026 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems. | |||||
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03/14/2026 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams. | |||||
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03/14/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out. | |||||
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03/14/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere. | |||||
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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 03/19/2026
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Country: United States
•Language: English
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