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03/13/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go. | |||||
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03/13/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out. | |||||
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03/13/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
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03/13/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming. | |||||
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03/13/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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03/13/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane. | |||||
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03/13/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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03/13/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance. | |||||
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03/14/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine. | |||||
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03/14/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up. | |||||
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03/14/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club. | |||||
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03/14/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to. | |||||
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03/14/2026 2:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne decides to give Darlene's home economics class a crash course in the realities of family dining on a budget. Dan helps DJ with a school bully. | |||||
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03/14/2026 2:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Valentine's Day and Cupid's arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene's heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school dance. | |||||
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03/14/2026 3:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's balances a more hectic day than usual: helping Jackie memorize her lines for a play, tending to flu-stricken Dan, and feigning excitement over DJ's merit-badge ceremony. | |||||
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03/14/2026 3:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky and Darlene plan a house party during their parents' Vegas trip. After a change of schedule at work, Roseanne must choose between canceling the trip or losing her job. | |||||
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03/14/2026 4:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan have reached their limit with Becky over her rebellious relationship with Mark. | |||||
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03/14/2026 5:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Well-off neighbors move in next to Roseanne, causing her to question her means, taste, and abilities as a mother. | |||||
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03/14/2026 5:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conners anticipate a baby boom as Roseanne helps Crystal get ready for her childbirth classes. Also Dan has a near-miss accident at work that causes a worried D.J. to follow Dan wherever he goes. | |||||
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03/14/2026 6:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Much to Darlene's chagrin, the whole family fusses over her when she gets asked to her first school dance. | |||||
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03/14/2026 6:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Shelley Winters guest-stars as Roseanne's grandmother, Mary, whose wisecracking personality charms everyone, so much so that Roseanne begs Mary to stay with the Conners - permanently. | |||||
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03/14/2026 7:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Just as Dan and Roseanne have committed themselves to opening a new business with their old friend, Ziggy, an unexpected development leaves them in a very sticky situation. | |||||
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03/14/2026 8:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne is thrown when Becky confides that she wants to start taking birth control. | |||||
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03/14/2026 8:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan and Roseanne's motorcycle business is floundering. Meanwhile, Becky is forced to be head-of-household while her parents are working. | |||||
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03/14/2026 9:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Depressed over seeing her old boyfriend, Gary, with his new fiancée, Jackie is driven into the arms of another man. | |||||
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03/14/2026 9:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne worries that Darlene is depressed. Meanwhile, Becky has an unusal strategy to convince Dan to buy her a car. | |||||
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03/14/2026 10:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan learn their neighbors have been robbed. | |||||
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03/14/2026 11:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan play a gruesome trick on their neighbor Kathy. Roseanne now worries how Kathy will seek her revenge. | |||||
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03/14/2026 11:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| When the Conners' friends, Arnie and Nancy, suddenly decide to get married, Arnie invites an ecstatic Dan and Roseanne to be their guests for the wedding - in Las Vegas! | |||||
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03/14/2026 12:00 pm |
Roseanne |
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| The Conners are delighted to be vacationing in Las Vegas as guests of the soon-to-be-married Arnie and Nancy. But Roseanne's biggest thrill is not the wedding, but the prospect of finally seeing Wayne Newton in person! | |||||
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03/14/2026 12:30 pm |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne tries to do the impossible: give up smoking cold turkey while working two jobs and getting virtually no support from her loving family! Also, Becky gets into big trouble for helping Darlene write a paper for school. | |||||
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03/14/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer. | |||||
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03/14/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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03/14/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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03/14/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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03/14/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. | |||||
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03/14/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket. | |||||
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03/14/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George. | |||||
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03/14/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. | |||||
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03/14/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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03/14/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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03/14/2026 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems. | |||||
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03/14/2026 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams. | |||||
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03/14/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out. | |||||
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03/14/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere. | |||||
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03/14/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, he gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Dan. To do this, Doug borrows the baby so they can give parenting a test run. | |||||
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03/14/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and his mom set off on a series of smaller poker games in order to come up with the $1,000 buy-in to play in the high stakes game. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to get rid of her accent to land a promotion at work. | |||||
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03/14/2026 9:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick. | |||||
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03/14/2026 9:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date. | |||||
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03/14/2026 10:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument? | |||||
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03/14/2026 10:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself. | |||||
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03/14/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common. | |||||
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03/14/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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03/15/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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03/15/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star MICHAELA WATKINS ("SNL") appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:36 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine finds herself the solid, dependable one in a new friendship with a fellow mom, Francie (guest star KRISTEN JOHNSTON - "3rd Rock from the Sun"), at Ritchie's school. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, evoking memories of Ritchie's birth -- and possibly rekindling romantic feelings. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to visit and Blanche is convinced she's after something. Later, she learns just what Virginia is after: Blanche's kidney. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy babysit for an infant. | |||||
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03/15/2026 4:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's date, Dr. Elliot Clayton, makes a pass at Blanche. Dorothy doesn't believe it when Blanche tells her about it, so Blanche orders Dorothy to leave the house. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap." Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:36 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy and Blanche bowl against Rose and Sophia. If Sophia and Rose win, Dorothy will let Sophia go back to Sicily to visit and old beau, and if Dorothy and Blanche win, Sophia will give her a pair of antique earrings. | |||||
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03/15/2026 6:12 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. The girls seek out means to protect themselves, including a security system, guard dog, and mace. Rose even purchases a gun. | |||||
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03/15/2026 6:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways. | |||||
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03/15/2026 7:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack with a heavy storm delaying the paramedics. | |||||
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03/15/2026 8:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on. | |||||
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03/15/2026 8:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth in a local play, and not her. | |||||
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03/15/2026 9:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget. | |||||
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03/15/2026 9:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy latest boyfriend, Glen, shocks her when he reveals he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one. | |||||
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03/15/2026 10:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married. | |||||
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03/15/2026 10:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder. | |||||
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03/15/2026 11:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house. | |||||
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03/15/2026 11:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital. | |||||
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03/15/2026 12:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quicklyshattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet. | |||||
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03/15/2026 12:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop byand say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It's the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has everseen. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| To settle the score and maintain his dignity, Ray challenges Frank to a winner take allping pong match after Frank reveals that he purposely threw a childhood match so that Raywould finally beat him. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie discovers that Ray held an unchaperoned, wild party at their home some 20 years ago, she is hurt and disappointed that her beloved Ray would have lied to her. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's entire demeanor changes when he starts clubbing with his patrol partner, Judy,and her friends. He starts using expressions such as “This is so whack” and “I'm down with it” and showing up in mustard colored suits. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is elected “Man of the Year” down at the Lodge and a reluctant Ray and Robert areenlisted to prepare his tribute. When they show up to interview Frank's friends for the testimonial video, they are shocked at comments. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Just as Frank and Marie are about to embark on a high seas vacation, Frank hurts his kneeand Ray, not wanting to disappoint his mother, agrees to accompany her on the Caribbeancruise. | |||||
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03/15/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is forced to confront the realreason he doesn't want to stay home alone. | |||||
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03/15/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Trying to impress Robert when they visit the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, Rayuses his “weight” as a sports writer for Newsday to jump to the front of the line to meet themembers of the '69 Miracle New York Mets. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray confides to Debra that her constant need to cuddle and “be on top of him” whenthey are sleeping is causing him too many sleepless nights, Debra is more than happy tocomply with his request to give him his space. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time on a romanticweekend getaway in Vermont. From the moment they set foot in the bed andbreakfast, it's apparent that theyare trying a bit too hard. | |||||
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03/15/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gets a part-time job in the big city, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself,and Marie is left wondering what's to become of the children, the house and her belovedson now that they will be neglected. | |||||
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03/15/2026 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. | |||||
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03/15/2026 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend | |||||
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