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03/14/2026 8:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. | |||||
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03/14/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park. | |||||
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03/14/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. | |||||
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03/14/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair. | |||||
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03/14/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal. | |||||
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03/14/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children. | |||||
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03/14/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. | |||||
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03/14/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. | |||||
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03/15/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the director of the annual Christmas pageant. Meanwhile at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. | |||||
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03/15/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is selling vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school. Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| South Park citizens are in danger and the boys realize that only Al Gore can help. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' chance of winning the Bike Parade is in jeopardy when Kenny quits. | |||||
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03/15/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Andy and April host a dinner party for all their friends. Ben asks Leslie for some career advice, while Ann tries her luck at a singles party. | |||||
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03/15/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Ann convinces Leslie to sign up for an online dating service, only to be matched with someone she already knows. Chris tries to ban meat from City Hall. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Jerry's contribution to Leslie's community art show causes a stir. Ben moves in with April and Andy and attempts to teach them how to be adults. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When the neighboring city of Eagleton puts up a fence around one of their parks, Leslie must convince her former best friend to take it down. | |||||
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03/15/2026 6:00 am |
The Hangover |
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| Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms stars as buddies who wake up after a Las Vegas bachelor party with no memory of the night before. When they realize the bachelor is missing, they must search the city to find their friend before his big day. | |||||
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03/15/2026 8:15 am |
Hangover Part 2 (2011) |
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03/15/2026 10:45 am |
Hangover Part 3 |
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| When Alan (Zach Galifianakis) faces hard times, his buddies Stu (Ed Helms), Phil (Bradley Cooper) and Doug (Justin Bartha) come to his aid and get the Wolfpack back together for an epic road trip. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents. | |||||
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03/15/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him. | |||||
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03/15/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname. | |||||
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03/15/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal who is now a successful millionaire dog reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes. | |||||
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03/15/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter builds a tunnel to the Drunken Clam after Lois grounds him for secretly getting a credit card and spending all of the family's money. | |||||
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03/15/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| In the future, Stewie is a rich old man enjoying his retirement when Brian brings news about Peter dying. | |||||
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03/15/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter becomes the face of racial justice when diarrhea makes him kneel during the national anthem as he starts coaching a minor league baseball team. | |||||
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03/15/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter is told to work from home when his sweat becomes a liability; Stewie and Chris create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay for the damages done to an electronics store. | |||||
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03/15/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter's newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen results in him getting into a car accident and falling into a coma. | |||||
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03/15/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Randy fights against home-grown. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp. | |||||
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03/15/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. | |||||
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03/15/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms while Cartman refuses to get a shot. | |||||
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03/15/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. | |||||
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03/15/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. | |||||
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03/15/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up. | |||||
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03/16/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. | |||||
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03/16/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome. | |||||
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03/16/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Scott Malkinson's desperate to impress the new girl in his class. | |||||
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03/16/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's Holiday Season. | |||||
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03/16/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Jon Stewart dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||