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03/14/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, he gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Dan. To do this, Doug borrows the baby so they can give parenting a test run. | |||||
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03/14/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and his mom set off on a series of smaller poker games in order to come up with the $1,000 buy-in to play in the high stakes game. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to get rid of her accent to land a promotion at work. | |||||
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03/14/2026 9:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick. | |||||
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03/14/2026 9:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date. | |||||
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03/14/2026 10:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument? | |||||
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03/14/2026 10:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself. | |||||
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03/14/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common. | |||||
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03/14/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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03/15/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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03/15/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star MICHAELA WATKINS ("SNL") appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:36 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine finds herself the solid, dependable one in a new friendship with a fellow mom, Francie (guest star KRISTEN JOHNSTON - "3rd Rock from the Sun"), at Ritchie's school. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, evoking memories of Ritchie's birth -- and possibly rekindling romantic feelings. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to visit and Blanche is convinced she's after something. Later, she learns just what Virginia is after: Blanche's kidney. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy babysit for an infant. | |||||
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03/15/2026 4:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's date, Dr. Elliot Clayton, makes a pass at Blanche. Dorothy doesn't believe it when Blanche tells her about it, so Blanche orders Dorothy to leave the house. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap." Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:36 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy and Blanche bowl against Rose and Sophia. If Sophia and Rose win, Dorothy will let Sophia go back to Sicily to visit and old beau, and if Dorothy and Blanche win, Sophia will give her a pair of antique earrings. | |||||
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03/15/2026 6:12 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. The girls seek out means to protect themselves, including a security system, guard dog, and mace. Rose even purchases a gun. | |||||
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03/15/2026 6:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways. | |||||
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03/15/2026 7:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack with a heavy storm delaying the paramedics. | |||||
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03/15/2026 8:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on. | |||||
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03/15/2026 8:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth in a local play, and not her. | |||||
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03/15/2026 9:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget. | |||||
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03/15/2026 9:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy latest boyfriend, Glen, shocks her when he reveals he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one. | |||||
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03/15/2026 10:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married. | |||||
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03/15/2026 10:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder. | |||||
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03/15/2026 11:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house. | |||||
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03/15/2026 11:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital. | |||||
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03/15/2026 12:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quicklyshattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet. | |||||
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03/15/2026 12:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop byand say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It's the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has everseen. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it. | |||||
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03/15/2026 1:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| To settle the score and maintain his dignity, Ray challenges Frank to a winner take allping pong match after Frank reveals that he purposely threw a childhood match so that Raywould finally beat him. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie discovers that Ray held an unchaperoned, wild party at their home some 20 years ago, she is hurt and disappointed that her beloved Ray would have lied to her. | |||||
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03/15/2026 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's entire demeanor changes when he starts clubbing with his patrol partner, Judy,and her friends. He starts using expressions such as “This is so whack” and “I'm down with it” and showing up in mustard colored suits. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is elected “Man of the Year” down at the Lodge and a reluctant Ray and Robert areenlisted to prepare his tribute. When they show up to interview Frank's friends for the testimonial video, they are shocked at comments. | |||||
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03/15/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Just as Frank and Marie are about to embark on a high seas vacation, Frank hurts his kneeand Ray, not wanting to disappoint his mother, agrees to accompany her on the Caribbeancruise. | |||||
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03/15/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is forced to confront the realreason he doesn't want to stay home alone. | |||||
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03/15/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Trying to impress Robert when they visit the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, Rayuses his “weight” as a sports writer for Newsday to jump to the front of the line to meet themembers of the '69 Miracle New York Mets. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray confides to Debra that her constant need to cuddle and “be on top of him” whenthey are sleeping is causing him too many sleepless nights, Debra is more than happy tocomply with his request to give him his space. | |||||
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03/15/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time on a romanticweekend getaway in Vermont. From the moment they set foot in the bed andbreakfast, it's apparent that theyare trying a bit too hard. | |||||
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03/15/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gets a part-time job in the big city, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself,and Marie is left wondering what's to become of the children, the house and her belovedson now that they will be neglected. | |||||
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03/15/2026 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. | |||||
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03/15/2026 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend | |||||
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03/15/2026 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. | |||||
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03/15/2026 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. | |||||
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03/15/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. | |||||
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03/15/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. | |||||
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03/15/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. | |||||
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03/15/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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03/15/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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03/15/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. | |||||
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03/16/2026 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
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03/16/2026 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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03/16/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Fed up with the mean moms at Ritchie's snotty private school, Christine decides to enroll him in public school. KATHLEEN WILHOITE ("Gilmore Girls") guest stars. | |||||
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03/16/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight. In her attempt to help him, however, Christine is unable to shed the extra pounds she has put on herself. | |||||
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03/16/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/16/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/16/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney Fife is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. | |||||
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03/16/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober tries to impress an old mechanics' school friend by treating him to a lavish dinner and claiming to own a chain of gas stations. | |||||
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03/16/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified. | |||||
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03/16/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns that his girlfriend, Helen was once arrested for carrying a gun, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum. | |||||
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03/16/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e | |||||
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03/16/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business. | |||||
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03/16/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are | |||||
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03/16/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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03/16/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon is sentenced to life imprisonment of hard labor for shooting a fugitive in the town of Bedrock. | |||||
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03/16/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus is caught in the middle when an Eastern preacher wants to build a church for the Indians and the townspeople, all of whom are filled with prejudice. | |||||
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03/16/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two bronco busters risk their lives to raise money for a ranch in Montana, only to have the dream ruined by a wild stallion. | |||||
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03/16/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Manolo is not recognized as a man in the eyes of his people because he refuses to fight his father Alejo, a traditional Basque custom to prove one's manhood. | |||||
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03/16/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillion, disturbed over being forced to kill a prisoner, turns in his badge. | |||||
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03/16/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are involved in the catching of a jewel thief | |||||
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03/16/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married. | |||||
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03/16/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Romance blossoms for Andy and Mary Simpson, the county nurse, but the ever-present Barney remains blissfully unaware that three constitute a crowd. | |||||
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03/16/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barber Floyd Lawson takes on an assistant who turns out to be a bookie. | |||||
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03/16/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces charges of malfeasance in office when a disgruntled traffic offender seeks revenge. | |||||
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03/16/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's cousin Virgil gets over his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in his ability. | |||||
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03/16/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray babysits for the kids at the park and Debra sees how sweet and helpful he is towards the other mothers, she demands to know why she does not receive the sametreatment. | |||||
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03/16/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), hecan't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby, and it's starting to tickhim off. | |||||
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03/16/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert and Amy get caught alone by some of Robert's fellow apartment tenants, theyare desperate to find a play where they can have time to themselves. Ray comes to the rescue by allowing them to move into the basement. | |||||
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03/16/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Memories of Ray and Debra first met 15 years ago flood back in a flashback episode when they prepare Ally for her first play date with a little boy. | |||||
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03/16/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired “newand improved” breasts. She is anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as is, so she conducts a little experiment. | |||||
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03/16/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over anewly purchased can opener, that seems to have opened a can of worms. | |||||
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03/16/2026 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial moodand not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior. | |||||
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03/16/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be.Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence forolder couples to experience. | |||||
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03/16/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & his friends secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant as their own private hangout. Meanwhile, Carrie has to do something bizarre to keep her new client, Kirstie Alley, happy. | |||||
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03/16/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated. | |||||
