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03/15/2026 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. | |||||
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03/15/2026 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. | |||||
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03/15/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. | |||||
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03/15/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. | |||||
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03/15/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. | |||||
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03/15/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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03/15/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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03/15/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. | |||||
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03/16/2026 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
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03/16/2026 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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03/16/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Fed up with the mean moms at Ritchie's snotty private school, Christine decides to enroll him in public school. KATHLEEN WILHOITE ("Gilmore Girls") guest stars. | |||||
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03/16/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight. In her attempt to help him, however, Christine is unable to shed the extra pounds she has put on herself. | |||||
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03/16/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/16/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/16/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney Fife is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. | |||||
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03/16/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober tries to impress an old mechanics' school friend by treating him to a lavish dinner and claiming to own a chain of gas stations. | |||||
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03/16/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified. | |||||
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03/16/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns that his girlfriend, Helen was once arrested for carrying a gun, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum. | |||||
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03/16/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e | |||||
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03/16/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business. | |||||
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03/16/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are | |||||
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03/16/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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03/16/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon is sentenced to life imprisonment of hard labor for shooting a fugitive in the town of Bedrock. | |||||
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03/16/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus is caught in the middle when an Eastern preacher wants to build a church for the Indians and the townspeople, all of whom are filled with prejudice. | |||||
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03/16/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two bronco busters risk their lives to raise money for a ranch in Montana, only to have the dream ruined by a wild stallion. | |||||
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03/16/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Manolo is not recognized as a man in the eyes of his people because he refuses to fight his father Alejo, a traditional Basque custom to prove one's manhood. | |||||
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03/16/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillion, disturbed over being forced to kill a prisoner, turns in his badge. | |||||
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03/16/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are involved in the catching of a jewel thief | |||||
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03/16/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married. | |||||
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03/16/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Romance blossoms for Andy and Mary Simpson, the county nurse, but the ever-present Barney remains blissfully unaware that three constitute a crowd. | |||||
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03/16/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barber Floyd Lawson takes on an assistant who turns out to be a bookie. | |||||
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03/16/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces charges of malfeasance in office when a disgruntled traffic offender seeks revenge. | |||||
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03/16/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's cousin Virgil gets over his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in his ability. | |||||
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03/16/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray babysits for the kids at the park and Debra sees how sweet and helpful he is towards the other mothers, she demands to know why she does not receive the sametreatment. | |||||
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03/16/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), hecan't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby, and it's starting to tickhim off. | |||||
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03/16/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert and Amy get caught alone by some of Robert's fellow apartment tenants, theyare desperate to find a play where they can have time to themselves. Ray comes to the rescue by allowing them to move into the basement. | |||||
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03/16/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Memories of Ray and Debra first met 15 years ago flood back in a flashback episode when they prepare Ally for her first play date with a little boy. | |||||
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03/16/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired “newand improved” breasts. She is anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as is, so she conducts a little experiment. | |||||
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03/16/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over anewly purchased can opener, that seems to have opened a can of worms. | |||||
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03/16/2026 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial moodand not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior. | |||||
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03/16/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be.Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence forolder couples to experience. | |||||
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03/16/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & his friends secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant as their own private hangout. Meanwhile, Carrie has to do something bizarre to keep her new client, Kirstie Alley, happy. | |||||
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03/16/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated. | |||||
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03/16/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Arthur discovers that Doug is fully recovered, he blackmails him in order to get things that Carrie won't let him have. Meanwhile, Doug tells Carrie he's at his physical therapist's in order to play in the slam ball court. | |||||
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03/16/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home. | |||||
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03/16/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive. | |||||
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03/16/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program. | |||||
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03/16/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. | |||||
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03/16/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. | |||||
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03/16/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up. | |||||
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03/16/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie is determined to meet the woman her father has been having an affair with for twenty years. Becky's job causes problems with school, Mark, and Dan. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's obsession with Bingo tetters on the line of a gambling addiction. Dan and the kids stumble through babysitting Crystal's son. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett buys his wife mink coat their 25th wedding anniversary, but goofs in his attempt to keep it a secret. | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home into a bachelor pad and tries to throw a swinging party. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for City Council. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Opie and Sam Jones tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son Mike. | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and | |||||
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03/17/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire | |||||
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03/17/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gang steals a gigantic bar of gold and commandeers the Dodge City blacksmith shop in order to divide the loot. | |||||
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03/17/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An embittered ranch woman holds Matt Dillon and Kitty prisoner while plotting Matt's execution to avenge her husband's hanging. | |||||
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03/17/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary. | |||||
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03/17/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A respectable rancher and his son hang an innocent man and let a bewhiskered bounty hunter go on trial for the murder. | |||||
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03/17/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gunfighter hired to kill Marshal Dillion is wounded trying to save the life of an aged Chinese man. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis Campbell overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his visiting relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect that the boy has an imaginary friend. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joanna Moore plays the role of Peggy McMillan, who gets along fine with Andy until he discovers her father is rich. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Veteran character actor Paley Baer plays the new mayor of Mayberry, who is critical of Andy's work as Sheriff. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelor-hood. | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardiansfor their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choosethe two people who they feel would be best . | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a goodindication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit withrosary beads and prayer cards as gifts. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debrapoints out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a morethan regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again. | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie. | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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03/17/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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03/17/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Everything is great with the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness. Meanwhile, Gloria, the coffee shop girl, takes Arthur's relationship advice, and has success when she does the opposite. | |||||
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03/17/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of a hotel spa, after telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend. She gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment. | |||||
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