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03/16/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter hurts himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie nurse one of the squirrels back to health; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine and restores him to his true height. | |||||
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03/16/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. | |||||
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03/16/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. | |||||
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03/16/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. | |||||
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03/16/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show. | |||||
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03/16/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion. | |||||
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03/16/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars. | |||||
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03/16/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman inherits one million dollars. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| In this “live” broadcast of “The Cleveland Show,” complications ensue when Cleveland and Donna attempt to celebrate their anniversary. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:24 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After being humiliated in a baseball challenge, Cleveland decides to vacation in Africa, but a layover in Hawaii proves to be the cure for his shattered confidence. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:48 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| When Cleveland concludes that Cleveland Jr. is too young for Halloween trick-or-treating, Junior reinvents his personality and becomes one of the “cool kids.” | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:12 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After his star pitcher is forced to leave the high school's baseball team, Cleveland enlists Holt's help after he turns out to have an excellent pitching arm. | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:36 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Donna asks Cleveland to keep an eye on Rallo, but the boy almost drowns in a swimming pool, leaving Cleveland vulnerable to Rallo's blackmail scheme; Cleveland Jr. and Kendra attempt to eliminate discrimination against heavy-set people. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman Gets An Anal Probe- Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town. | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature. | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. | |||||
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03/17/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper. | |||||
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03/17/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye." | |||||
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03/17/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartmans birthday party. | |||||
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03/17/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia. | |||||
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03/17/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park. | |||||
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03/17/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship. | |||||
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03/17/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world. | |||||
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03/17/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman searches for the identity of his father. | |||||
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03/17/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman finds out the identity of his father. | |||||
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03/17/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. | |||||
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03/17/2026 11:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter hurts himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie nurse one of the squirrels back to health; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine and restores him to his true height. | |||||
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03/17/2026 11:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter volunteers at the hospital after making it through a bad flu season and finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to ER. After learning he's part cat, Brian has an identity crisis. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette. | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far. | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop. | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. | |||||
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03/17/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey. | |||||
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03/17/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil. | |||||
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03/17/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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03/17/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. | |||||
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03/17/2026 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him. | |||||
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03/17/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own. | |||||
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03/17/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter volunteers at the hospital after making it through a bad flu season and finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to ER. After learning he's part cat, Brian has an identity crisis. | |||||
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03/17/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government. | |||||
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03/17/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. | |||||
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03/17/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. | |||||
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03/17/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle", who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. | |||||
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03/17/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The kids parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the Chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the Bull riding event. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish. | |||||
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03/18/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandmas house, but Stan joins the boys anyway. | |||||
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03/18/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek. | |||||
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03/18/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour. | |||||
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03/18/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case. | |||||
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03/18/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. | |||||
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03/18/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. | |||||
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03/18/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog when he meets an avid dog lover; Chris helps Stewie retrieve his stolen Halloween candy. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| A new boss (Preston Lloyd) quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| In noir-style, Peter / Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg / Sister Megan. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette. | |||||
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Available schedules: 05/06/2021 - 03/20/2026
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Country: United States
•Language: English
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