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03/16/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Arthur discovers that Doug is fully recovered, he blackmails him in order to get things that Carrie won't let him have. Meanwhile, Doug tells Carrie he's at his physical therapist's in order to play in the slam ball court. | |||||
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03/16/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home. | |||||
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03/16/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive. | |||||
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03/16/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program. | |||||
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03/16/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. | |||||
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03/16/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. | |||||
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03/16/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up. | |||||
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03/16/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie is determined to meet the woman her father has been having an affair with for twenty years. Becky's job causes problems with school, Mark, and Dan. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's obsession with Bingo tetters on the line of a gambling addiction. Dan and the kids stumble through babysitting Crystal's son. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett buys his wife mink coat their 25th wedding anniversary, but goofs in his attempt to keep it a secret. | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home into a bachelor pad and tries to throw a swinging party. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for City Council. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Opie and Sam Jones tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son Mike. | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and | |||||
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03/17/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire | |||||
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03/17/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gang steals a gigantic bar of gold and commandeers the Dodge City blacksmith shop in order to divide the loot. | |||||
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03/17/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An embittered ranch woman holds Matt Dillon and Kitty prisoner while plotting Matt's execution to avenge her husband's hanging. | |||||
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03/17/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary. | |||||
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03/17/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A respectable rancher and his son hang an innocent man and let a bewhiskered bounty hunter go on trial for the murder. | |||||
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03/17/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gunfighter hired to kill Marshal Dillion is wounded trying to save the life of an aged Chinese man. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis Campbell overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his visiting relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy. | |||||
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03/17/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect that the boy has an imaginary friend. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joanna Moore plays the role of Peggy McMillan, who gets along fine with Andy until he discovers her father is rich. | |||||
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03/17/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Veteran character actor Paley Baer plays the new mayor of Mayberry, who is critical of Andy's work as Sheriff. | |||||
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03/17/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelor-hood. | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardiansfor their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choosethe two people who they feel would be best . | |||||
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03/17/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a goodindication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit withrosary beads and prayer cards as gifts. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debrapoints out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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03/17/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a morethan regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again. | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie. | |||||
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03/17/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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03/17/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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03/17/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Everything is great with the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness. Meanwhile, Gloria, the coffee shop girl, takes Arthur's relationship advice, and has success when she does the opposite. | |||||
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03/17/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of a hotel spa, after telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend. She gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment. | |||||
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03/17/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug. | |||||
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03/17/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay. | |||||
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03/17/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream. | |||||
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03/17/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling. | |||||
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03/17/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. | |||||
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03/17/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim. | |||||
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03/17/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. | |||||
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03/17/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Scrambling to keep their bowling team out of last place gives rise to some unexpected competition between teammates Arnie and Dan. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels left out when Jackie strikes up a friendship with Nancy. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's is bedridden due to back pain. Her mother decides to move in until she is better. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Constantly troubled by a bad back, Roseanne's doctor suggests an operation that will relieve her pain, but it may cause new problems between her and Dan. Neil Patrick Harris, star of "Doogie Howser," makes a cameo appearance. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky's depressed but Roseanne is delighted: Becky and Mark's relationship is over! Becky is even more hurt when she discovers Mark is still working for Dan in the store. Meanwhile, Becky's new date, Dean, is a big hit with Dan. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Sam Jones team up to find a girl for Goober. they spot an ad for a computer dating service and get Goober to answer it. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store, but gives it up because another boys needs employment more. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jealousy appears in Mayberry when Andy realizes that a handsome big city teacher is spending evenings with Helen. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo". | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A farmer whose credit has run out gets a loan from Marshal Dillon and Festus Haggen, then loses the money in a poker game. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After eight years in a prison for robbery a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen fortune he had buried under a tree. | |||||
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03/18/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry. | |||||
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03/18/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams takes up arms to defend a gold shipment from bandits, first during a stagecoach ambush and then at a weigh station. | |||||
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03/18/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A Scandinavian immigrant and his teenage son, find the West even wilder than they had imagined when they settle in Dodge City. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry mayor demands that Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console Andy with dates with other girls. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry band, composes of more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Floyd the Barber misrepresents his own worldly goods to a wealthy widow who decides to visit him. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result ofhis being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when theylearn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in theline of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a“Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyonelikes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When O'Boyle goes into rehab, he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down, but changes his mind in order to prove to Carrie that he isn't content with being a driver for his whole life. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug. | |||||
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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 03/21/2026
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Country: United States
•Language: English
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