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03/18/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the Bull riding event. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish. | |||||
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03/18/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandmas house, but Stan joins the boys anyway. | |||||
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03/18/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek. | |||||
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03/18/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour. | |||||
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03/18/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case. | |||||
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03/18/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. | |||||
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03/18/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. | |||||
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03/18/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog when he meets an avid dog lover; Chris helps Stewie retrieve his stolen Halloween candy. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| A new boss (Preston Lloyd) quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| In noir-style, Peter / Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg / Sister Megan. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Jordan Klepper interviews actor, writer and producer Steve Zahn, promoting the movie “She Dances.” | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette. | |||||
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03/18/2026 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far. | |||||
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03/18/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. | |||||
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03/18/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. | |||||
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03/18/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race. | |||||
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03/18/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie. | |||||
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03/18/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues. | |||||
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03/18/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park. | |||||
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03/18/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process. | |||||
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03/19/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general. | |||||
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03/19/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park. | |||||
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03/19/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. | |||||
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03/19/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. | |||||
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03/19/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Shelly Babysits Cartman. | |||||
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03/19/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park. | |||||
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03/19/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip. | |||||
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03/19/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. | |||||
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03/19/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert. | |||||
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03/19/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years. | |||||
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03/19/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. | |||||
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03/19/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. | |||||
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03/19/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. | |||||
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03/19/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. | |||||
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03/19/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life. | |||||
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03/19/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. | |||||
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03/19/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. | |||||
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03/19/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion. | |||||
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03/19/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. | |||||
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03/19/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year. | |||||
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03/19/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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03/19/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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03/19/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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03/19/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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03/19/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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03/19/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/19/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| A Dunder Mifflin weight loss initiative causes the branch to become diet-obsessed, Michael pursues a friendship with HR rep Holly, and Jim misses Pam while she's at art school. | |||||
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03/19/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| As the weight loss initiative at Dunder Mifflin continues, Michael rehires Ryan for the Scranton branch, and Jim and Pam take a big step in their relationship. | |||||
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03/19/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael practices for the birth of Jan's baby by having Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios and tells Holly that he must pretend to dislike her for Jan's benefit. | |||||
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03/19/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael holds an auction to raise money for the office after it gets robbed, and Pam gets a part-time job at the corporate office so she can afford art school. | |||||
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03/19/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael's relationship with Holly reaches a crossroads when he helps her move out of Scranton, and Pam has an awkward dinner with Jim's brothers. | |||||
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03/19/2026 3:35 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim and Dwight suspect that something is amiss when they receive abysmal customer reviews, and Pam finds a new way to spend her time in New York City. | |||||
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03/19/2026 4:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael tries to make the most of an international business trip, and Pam makes a big decision about her career in art. | |||||
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03/19/2026 4:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael is furious that Toby has rejoined the Dunder Mifflin Scranton office, and a mystery employee makes a mess in the microwave. | |||||
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03/19/2026 5:20 pm |
The Office |
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| A surplus in the Scranton office budget must be spent, but no one can agree how, and Andy and Angela visit Schrute Farms. | |||||
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03/19/2026 5:55 pm |
The Office |
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| Phyllis throws a Moroccan-themed Christmas party, and everything goes great -- until Meredith's hair catches on fire. | |||||
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03/19/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| There's only one option for Andy when he learns that Angela has been having an affair with Dwight: He challenges Dwight to a duel. | |||||
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03/19/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Jordan Klepper is joined by writer-at-large for New York Magazine and bestselling author Rebecca Traister, promoting her book, “Angry Girls Will Get Us Through.” | |||||
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03/19/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop. | |||||
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