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03/17/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug. | |||||
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03/17/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay. | |||||
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03/17/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream. | |||||
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03/17/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling. | |||||
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03/17/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. | |||||
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03/17/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim. | |||||
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03/17/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. | |||||
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03/17/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Scrambling to keep their bowling team out of last place gives rise to some unexpected competition between teammates Arnie and Dan. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels left out when Jackie strikes up a friendship with Nancy. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's is bedridden due to back pain. Her mother decides to move in until she is better. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Constantly troubled by a bad back, Roseanne's doctor suggests an operation that will relieve her pain, but it may cause new problems between her and Dan. Neil Patrick Harris, star of "Doogie Howser," makes a cameo appearance. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky's depressed but Roseanne is delighted: Becky and Mark's relationship is over! Becky is even more hurt when she discovers Mark is still working for Dan in the store. Meanwhile, Becky's new date, Dean, is a big hit with Dan. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Sam Jones team up to find a girl for Goober. they spot an ad for a computer dating service and get Goober to answer it. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store, but gives it up because another boys needs employment more. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jealousy appears in Mayberry when Andy realizes that a handsome big city teacher is spending evenings with Helen. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo". | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A farmer whose credit has run out gets a loan from Marshal Dillon and Festus Haggen, then loses the money in a poker game. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After eight years in a prison for robbery a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen fortune he had buried under a tree. | |||||
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03/18/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry. | |||||
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03/18/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams takes up arms to defend a gold shipment from bandits, first during a stagecoach ambush and then at a weigh station. | |||||
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03/18/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A Scandinavian immigrant and his teenage son, find the West even wilder than they had imagined when they settle in Dodge City. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry mayor demands that Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts. | |||||
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03/18/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console Andy with dates with other girls. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning. | |||||
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03/18/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry band, composes of more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition. | |||||
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03/18/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Floyd the Barber misrepresents his own worldly goods to a wealthy widow who decides to visit him. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result ofhis being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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03/18/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when theylearn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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03/18/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in theline of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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03/18/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a“Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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03/18/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyonelikes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When O'Boyle goes into rehab, he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down, but changes his mind in order to prove to Carrie that he isn't content with being a driver for his whole life. | |||||
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03/18/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug. | |||||
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03/18/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyway and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. He realizes a dog is a lot of work and wants to find a way to return it without looking bad. | |||||
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03/18/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested. | |||||
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03/18/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything. | |||||
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03/18/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her. | |||||
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03/18/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date. | |||||
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03/18/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers. | |||||
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03/18/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight. | |||||
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03/18/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant. | |||||
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03/19/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Jackie say emotional farewells to their childhood house, which is slated for demolition. Meanwhile, Roseanne is concerned when Darlene strikes up a friendship with David, the younger brother of Becky's ex-boyfriend, | |||||
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03/19/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne tries to convince her boss Leon that she and her family are perfect to star in a commercial for the coffee shop. Meanwhile, D.J. is upset when he discovers his friend from next door is moving to Chicago. | |||||
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03/19/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie's therapist wants to have a word with Roseanne. It seems Roseanne is determined that Jackie start dating dull tax accountant Art, even though Jackie has no interest in him. | |||||
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03/19/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne feels left out when Darlene seeks advice from Dan about her relationship with David. Also an investigation into thefts at Rodbell's Coffee Shop leaves Roseanne worried about passing a lie detector test. | |||||
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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 03/21/2026
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Country: United States
•Language: English
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