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03/21/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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03/21/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. | |||||
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03/21/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? | |||||
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03/21/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer. | |||||
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03/21/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. | |||||
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03/21/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show. | |||||
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03/22/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over. | |||||
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03/22/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | |||||
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03/22/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. | |||||
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03/22/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. | |||||
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03/22/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show. | |||||
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03/22/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. | |||||
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03/22/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. | |||||
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03/22/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure. | |||||
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03/22/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| To fight the inequality of Ron's boys-only wilderness group, Leslie takes her girls-only troop, the Pawnee Goddesses, on an adventure weekend. | |||||
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03/22/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Ben is mad when Andy and April decide to throw a Halloween party at their house without asking him. Tom emcees an event for Leslie's campaign. | |||||
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03/22/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| A local Pawnee group predicts that the end of the world is approaching, causing Leslie and others to contemplate their lives. | |||||
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03/22/2026 5:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie enlists Ben, Andy and April to host a Model U.N. for Pawnee Central High School. Chris asks Ann for her advice when a date cancels on him. | |||||
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03/22/2026 6:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie uses her new tourist attraction as a way to spend more time with Ben. Meanwhile, Ron and April encourage Andy to go to college. | |||||
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03/22/2026 6:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Leslie and Ben make their relationship known, Chris must launch an ethics investigation and trial against the couple. | |||||
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03/22/2026 7:00 am |
The Office |
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| Michael is honored at the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York City, and Jim has a hard time getting Ryan to do work back at the office. | |||||
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03/22/2026 7:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael realizes he can't keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago, and Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost office morale. | |||||
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03/22/2026 8:00 am |
The Office |
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| Michael is outraged when Jim allows Phyllis to be Santa at the office Christmas party, and Oscar develops a secret crush. | |||||
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03/22/2026 8:30 am |
The Office |
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| When a banker visits Dunder Mifflin to check for any problems at the branch, Toby remembers standout moments in the office's past. | |||||
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03/22/2026 9:00 am |
The Office |
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| Michael struggles to accept new company policies after Sabre takes over Dunder Mifflin, and Pam and Jim try to get Cece a spot at an in-demand daycare. | |||||
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03/22/2026 9:30 am |
The Office |
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| Sabre CEO Jo Bennett visits Scranton and informs Michael and Jim that one of them must step down as branch manager, and Andy's ambitious Valentine's Day plan backfires. | |||||
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03/22/2026 10:00 am |
The Office |
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| Pam's contractions begin, but she and Jim are determined to delay the delivery to get the most out of their insurance. | |||||
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03/22/2026 10:30 am |
The Office |
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| Pam gives birth to a daughter, and back at the office, Kevin develops a crush on Erin. | |||||
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03/22/2026 11:00 am |
The Office |
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| Dwight makes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave, and Andy and Erin have a strange first date. | |||||
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03/22/2026 11:30 am |
The Office |
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| When the sales staff lets Sabre's new ʺsales is kingʺ policy get to their heads, Michael hides their new leads. | |||||
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03/22/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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03/22/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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03/22/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. | |||||
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03/22/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George does the opposite and turns his life around. | |||||
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03/22/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. | |||||
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03/22/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble. | |||||
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03/22/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive. | |||||
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03/22/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce. | |||||
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03/22/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. | |||||
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03/22/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. | |||||
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03/22/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like. | |||||
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03/22/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. | |||||
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03/22/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil. | |||||
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03/22/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. | |||||
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03/22/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. | |||||
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03/22/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog when he meets an avid dog lover; Chris helps Stewie retrieve his stolen Halloween candy. | |||||
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03/22/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. | |||||
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03/22/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. | |||||
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03/22/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. | |||||
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03/22/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game. | |||||
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03/22/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. | |||||
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03/22/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. | |||||
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03/22/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun. | |||||
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03/22/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland attempts to sabotage Tim after he gets a promotion at Waterman Cable; Rallo tricks Junior into thinking his pet turtle talks. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:24 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Rallo incurs a diminutive mobster's wrath after reneging on a promise to marry the mobster's sister. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:48 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| When Donna reveals she never finalized her divorce, Cleveland decides to live the life of a bachelor and go drinking with his friends...only to discover that Terry Kimple is gay. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:12 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland and his friends attempt to change the outcome of the Civil War after Cleveland is tricked into preserving a statue of the city's founding father, a slaveholder. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:36 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland and his friends target a con man who scammed Cookie and Freight Train out of their life savings; Rallo uses a toy microphone to give his vocal skills a workout. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class. | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all. | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. | |||||
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03/23/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. | |||||
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03/23/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. | |||||
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03/23/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. | |||||
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03/23/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. | |||||
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03/23/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. | |||||
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03/23/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George hires an unattractive secretary. | |||||
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03/23/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race. | |||||
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03/23/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. | |||||
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03/23/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| After 11 years of writing, shooting, reshooting and editing, Michael is finally ready to present his long-awaited action movie, "Threat Level Midnight," to his coworkers. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael's best friend Todd Packer takes a desk job in the office, and Andy battles office administrator Pam for a new computer. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| The office holds its first-ever garage sale in the warehouse, and Michael finally pops the question to Holly. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| As Deangelo takes over as the new manager, Jim and Pam worry that they've come on too strong, and Dwight remains apathetic about the new leader. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael trains Deangeleo to take over the task of hosting the Dundie Awards, and Erin struggles with her relationship with Gabe. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:35 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael steels himself for his move to Colorado and says goodbye to each of his employees. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam takes off to see a movie before Michael can say goodbye to her, not knowing that he's departing for Colorado that day. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Deangelo's true management style is finally revealed. | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:20 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight takes over as acting manager in Scranton and applies draconian tactics to the office, and Gabe tries to win Erin back. | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:55 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim, Toby and Gabe interview candidates for Dunder Mifflin Scranton's open manager job. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The search for a new manager heats up, and Dwight makes his play for the job. | |||||
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03/23/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Jon Stewart dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
