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03/22/2026 2:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry. | |||||
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03/22/2026 2:36 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars. | |||||
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03/22/2026 3:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help. | |||||
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03/22/2026 3:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor who she learns has several small children. This fact dampens his proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose go to bat with the bathroom plumbing. | |||||
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03/22/2026 4:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's professor sexually harasses her when he asks for help on a difficult test. If she has sex with him, he'll give her an "A." Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia each try to get tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert. | |||||
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03/22/2026 5:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| A week before an awards ceremony, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win a prestigious award. | |||||
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03/22/2026 5:36 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose loses her job at the grief center and begins searching for other sources of work. Meanwhile, Blanche tries to lose a few pounds and Dorothy is excited when a man she once had a crush on contacts her and asks her out. | |||||
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03/22/2026 6:12 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose's sister, Lily must deal with life as a blind person after recently losing her sight. Meanwhile, the girls hold a garage sale in order to buy a new TV but find it hard to part with things. | |||||
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03/22/2026 6:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's father, Big Daddy, visits and announces he's sold the family plantation and is setting out to become a country singer. Sophia places a "curse" on a neighbor who won't remove his tree that fell onto the lanai. | |||||
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03/22/2026 7:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| One night after watching "Psycho," the girls find it hard to sleep so they stay up and reminisce about how they all came to live with one another. | |||||
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03/22/2026 8:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche is mortified after taking a pregnancy test which indicates she's pregnant. After visiting her doctor, she learns the truth that she's beginning menopause. Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia go into the mink breeding business. | |||||
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03/22/2026 8:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The house is fumigated and the girls move into a Miami Beach hotel. Dressed up to attend a Burt Reynolds movie premiere, the girls are caught in a hotel raid, mistaken as prostitutes, and dragged off to jail. | |||||
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03/22/2026 9:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy dumps a depressed Stan on Blanche, but then becomes incredibly jealous when Blanche and Stan hit it off. Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor. | |||||
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03/22/2026 9:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls circulate a petition to save a 200 year old oak tree which is located on the property of the most hated woman in the neighborhood, Frieda Claxton, who wants the tree cut down. | |||||
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03/22/2026 10:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's friend Jean comes to visit and Dorothy doesn't tell Blanche and Rose that Jean is a lesbian. After spending time with Rose, Jean begins to fall for her. Meanwhile, a new VCR prompts Sophia to rent "dirty movies." | |||||
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03/22/2026 10:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's father comes to Miami for a visit and announces he's engaged. Blanche is thrilled until she meets his fiancee, who happens to be younger than her. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose enter a Miami song writing contest. | |||||
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03/22/2026 11:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's son, Michael, and Rose's daughter, Bridget, each come to Miami for a visit and they become a little too friendly for Dorothy and Rose's liking. Meanwhile, Blanche hurts her back in aerobics class. | |||||
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03/22/2026 11:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls' dream vacation in the Caribbean turns out to be far from what was advertised in the brochure. While the girls are away, Sophia romances the gardener. | |||||
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03/22/2026 12:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are not truely very happy with each other. Ray accidentally overhears his in-laws going at it with each other, and he relays the news to Debra. | |||||
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03/22/2026 12:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray fears that he will come down with something dreadful after someone sneezeson him. When Marie hears that Ray is under the weather, she doesn't waste any time in coddling her younger son with homemade chicken soup and TLC. | |||||
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03/22/2026 1:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out. | |||||
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03/22/2026 1:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency. When Debra starts choking on a piece of food, she turns to Ray for help only to discover that he can't be counted on when it matters most. | |||||
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03/22/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game. Ray sees the other reporters who have all brought their wives. | |||||
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03/22/2026 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal he kept as ateenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from his past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information. | |||||
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03/22/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she realizes during a Valentine's Day dinner with Ray, that they nolonger have anything to talk about. Debra suggests that they get involved in each other's hobbies so they'll have something in common. | |||||
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03/22/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play. At first he defends the boys against Frank's sarcastic comments about the situation. Ray later learns that the boys chose the role. | |||||
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03/22/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman he fell in love with in Italy. Robert's excitement quickly gives way to annoyance when he witnesses a few of her idiosyncrasies. Robert has to rethink his feelings for her. | |||||
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03/22/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to doorsaleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Debra finds out why the saleswoman came to the door in the first place. | |||||
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03/22/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holdssentimental value and Debra insists that she has already given it back. Debra is surprised when she realizes she still has the canister. | |||||
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03/22/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck. | |||||
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03/22/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends and his female police partner, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship. | |||||
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03/22/2026 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married. | |||||
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03/22/2026 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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03/22/2026 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. | |||||
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03/22/2026 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. | |||||
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03/22/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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03/22/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. | |||||
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03/22/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. | |||||
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03/22/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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03/22/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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03/22/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Captain Tom Greenleigh of Stars and Stripes comes to the 4077th to write an article about Charles, which makes him act even more egotistical than usual. Meanwhile, Margeret finds out her estranged husband Donald has tied up thei | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winter-ized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the life of Riley, thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make - a native remedy | |||||
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03/23/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon tries to bring a man to justice despite the onslaughts of an almost maniacal man wishing to exact his own revenge. | |||||
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03/23/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After eight years as a debt-plagued dirt farmer, a reformed outlaw rejoins his old gang to rob the Dodge City freight office. | |||||
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03/23/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Private detectives use Kitty and the daughter of an outlaw assures to trap the girl's fugitive father. | |||||
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03/23/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| As assistant attorney general uses Matt Dillon's long-time friendship for an outlaw to further his political ambitions. | |||||
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03/23/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A fugitive assumes the identity of another man after the latter has apparently been fatally bitten by a rattlesnake. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses common sense and Barney uses "modern criminal detection methods" to solve several burglaries at a filling station. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee falls for the sales pitch of a fast-talking medicine man and his Indian elixir. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff has his hands full as a clan of mountain musicians descend on Mayberry to meet a bus. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An English tourist works off his reckless driving fine by being a valet and chauffeur for Andy. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jim Nabors appears as Gomer Pyle as Barney invests his life's savings in a used car. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she isdevastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they havechosen. Ray takes matters into his own hands and relieves Frank of his duties as house painter. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independenthis daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, whenthe Barone clan welcomed her into the family. | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael. | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend.Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single. | |||||
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03/23/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie fixes Spence up with a friend from work. | |||||
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03/23/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie go to a wedding of an old male friend of Carrie's. But Doug finds that she had sex with him and when Deacon says that he would be upset about it too to his wife, he finds out he had her too. | |||||
