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03/22/2026 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. | |||||
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03/22/2026 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. | |||||
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03/22/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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03/22/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. | |||||
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03/22/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. | |||||
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03/22/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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03/22/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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03/22/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Captain Tom Greenleigh of Stars and Stripes comes to the 4077th to write an article about Charles, which makes him act even more egotistical than usual. Meanwhile, Margeret finds out her estranged husband Donald has tied up thei | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winter-ized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the life of Riley, thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make - a native remedy | |||||
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03/23/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon tries to bring a man to justice despite the onslaughts of an almost maniacal man wishing to exact his own revenge. | |||||
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03/23/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After eight years as a debt-plagued dirt farmer, a reformed outlaw rejoins his old gang to rob the Dodge City freight office. | |||||
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03/23/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Private detectives use Kitty and the daughter of an outlaw assures to trap the girl's fugitive father. | |||||
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03/23/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| As assistant attorney general uses Matt Dillon's long-time friendship for an outlaw to further his political ambitions. | |||||
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03/23/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A fugitive assumes the identity of another man after the latter has apparently been fatally bitten by a rattlesnake. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses common sense and Barney uses "modern criminal detection methods" to solve several burglaries at a filling station. | |||||
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03/23/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee falls for the sales pitch of a fast-talking medicine man and his Indian elixir. | |||||
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03/23/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff has his hands full as a clan of mountain musicians descend on Mayberry to meet a bus. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An English tourist works off his reckless driving fine by being a valet and chauffeur for Andy. | |||||
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03/23/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jim Nabors appears as Gomer Pyle as Barney invests his life's savings in a used car. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them. | |||||
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03/23/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she isdevastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they havechosen. Ray takes matters into his own hands and relieves Frank of his duties as house painter. | |||||
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03/23/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independenthis daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, whenthe Barone clan welcomed her into the family. | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael. | |||||
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03/23/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend.Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend. | |||||
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03/23/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single. | |||||
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03/23/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie fixes Spence up with a friend from work. | |||||
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03/23/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie go to a wedding of an old male friend of Carrie's. But Doug finds that she had sex with him and when Deacon says that he would be upset about it too to his wife, he finds out he had her too. | |||||
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03/23/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| The neighbors have a dog that won't stop barking; Carrie says she'll go take care of it. Doug goes instead, after convincing Carrie he can be mean too, but he finds out he is walking their dog at night to keep him from barking. | |||||
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03/23/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie's thirtieth birthday comes and she doesn't like getting older. | |||||
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03/23/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug plans the perfect Valentine's Day, but first he has to take Spence out for a beer for his birthday. Spence's mom plans a surprise party and ropes his friends into staying, even when Spence storms off embarrassed. | |||||
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03/23/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets a speeding ticket and Doug wants Carrie to go out with the cop to make the ticket disappear. | |||||
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03/23/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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03/23/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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03/23/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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03/23/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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03/24/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| After their father dies, Roseanne and Jackie cope with their loss in very different ways. | |||||
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03/24/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's rich and snooty cousin, Ronnie, makes an unannounced visit to Lanford. She reignites a long-simmering feud with Roseanne when she advises Darlene to leave home to pursue her dreams. | |||||
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03/24/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| In her neighbors' motor home, Roseanne spearheads a trip to Hollywood where they all attend a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show. Meanwhile, Dan is determined to convince Roseanne to have another child. | |||||
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03/24/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene wants her boyfriend, David, to move in with the Conners. Roseanne is against the idea until she sees what David's home life is like. Now she has to convince Dan to let him stay. | |||||
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03/24/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/24/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/24/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist | |||||
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03/24/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career. | |||||
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03/24/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion. | |||||
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03/24/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict. | |||||
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03/24/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Heavy casualties are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection from everyone - including a case of wine from Charles' private supply - and he | |||||
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03/24/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan | |||||
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03/24/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th. | |||||
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03/24/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Five nuns bring a wounded outlaw into Dodge City, then are reluctant to turn him in because he saved their lives. | |||||
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03/24/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A lovesick, broke transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career--boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers. | |||||
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03/24/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon hunts a gang that has shattered one safe after another with nitroglycerine. | |||||
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03/24/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty helps Marshal Matt Dillon switch identities with a killer in order to escape, when they are kidnapped by outlaws. | |||||
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03/24/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City. | |||||
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03/24/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie suffers from puppy love so Barney attempts to show him how to handle women. | |||||
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03/24/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney decides that it's time to push Andy into matrimony, but Barney's marriage bureau collapses at a frantic dinner party. | |||||
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03/24/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry Courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a visiting state official. | |||||
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03/24/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard Morris guest stars as Ernest T. Bass as the Darling clan returns to Maybery with its own kind of mountain trouble. | |||||
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03/24/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney becomes super-efficient in executing his duties as deputy sheriff after two thieves are jailed in Mayberry until their accomplices are captured. | |||||
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03/24/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture shemade in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. | |||||
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03/24/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying theyfell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the"broken" stairs. | |||||
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03/24/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly. | |||||
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03/24/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting thehang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line,Ray is mortified. | |||||
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03/24/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. | |||||
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03/24/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But whenthe woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing. | |||||
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03/24/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting fieldgoal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him. | |||||
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03/24/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's supervisor is in the hospital and Doug is temporarliy promoted to his position. Doug ends up hating working behind a desk and misses his truck. But the supervisor dies and Doug is stuck. | |||||
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03/24/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Ray asks Doug to go golfing at his private club but Doug already has plans with Richie. Doug cancels and tells Richie to come over later. But when a storm traps the guys at the club, Doug wonders if he can make it in time. | |||||
