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		03/24/2026 11:00 am	Family Guy	Cootie & The Blowhard
	Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.
Localized series title: Family Guy Localized episode title: Cootie & The Blowhard Localized description: Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.
		03/24/2026 11:30 am	Family Guy	Peterschmidt Manor
	Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

		03/24/2026 12:00 pm	Family Guy	The Birthday Bootlegger
	A new boss (Preston Lloyd) quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

		03/24/2026 12:30 pm	Family Guy	The Fatman Always Rings Twice
	In noir-style, Peter / Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg / Sister Megan.

		03/24/2026 1:00 pm	Family Guy	Christmas Crime
	When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

		03/24/2026 1:30 pm	Family Guy	Mister Act
	An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

		03/24/2026 2:00 pm	Family Guy	The Lois Quagmire
	At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

		03/24/2026 2:30 pm	Family Guy	Lawyer Guy
	Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.. who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.

		03/24/2026 3:00 pm	Family Guy	HBO-No
	The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

		03/24/2026 3:30 pm	Family Guy	Hard Boiled Meg
	Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

		03/24/2026 4:00 pm	Family Guy	Prescription Heroine
	After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.

		03/24/2026 4:30 pm	Family Guy	All About Alana
	When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.

		03/24/2026 5:00 pm	Family Guy	Girlfriend, Eh?
	Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.

		03/24/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	Jersey Bore
	Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet".

		03/24/2026 6:00 pm	Family Guy	Oscars Guy
	"Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump,". Guest starring Mario Lopez.

		03/24/2026 6:30 pm	Family Guy	Bend or Blockbuster
	Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence. Guest starring Mario Lopez.

		03/24/2026 7:00 pm	The Daily Show	March 24, 2026
	Host Josh Johnson interviews actor and executive producer Sterling K. Brown, promoting the Hulu series “Paradise.”

		03/24/2026 7:35 pm	Family Guy	Lawyer Guy
	Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.. who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.

		03/24/2026 8:02 pm	Family Guy	HBO-No
	The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

		03/24/2026 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Hard Boiled Meg
	Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

		03/24/2026 9:00 pm	Family Guy	Prescription Heroine
	After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.

		03/24/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Cock Magic
	There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok.

		03/24/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	#REHASH
	Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother. But, when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.

		03/24/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	#HappyHolograms
	Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest Holiday Spectacular ever.

		03/24/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Stunning and Brave
	The boys express their utmost respect for Caitlyn Jenner in the most stunning and brave South Park ever.

		03/24/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Where My Country Gone?
	Garrison wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.

		03/25/2026 12:00 am	South Park	The City Part of Town
	The town of South Park is gentrifying and Kenny thinks it's time to get a job.

		03/25/2026 12:30 am	South Park	You're Not Yelping
	Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.

		03/25/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Safe Space
	Cartman is the latest victim of body shaming.

		03/25/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Tweek x Craig
	The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.

		03/25/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Dead Celebrities
	Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

		03/25/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Butters' Bottom Bitch
	Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.

		03/25/2026 3:00 am	South Park	W.T.F.
	W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

		03/25/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Whale Whores
	Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.

		03/25/2026 4:00 am	South Park	The F Word
	The F Word - The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

		03/25/2026 4:30 am	South Park	Dances with Smurfs
	Dances with Smurfs - Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

		03/25/2026 5:00 am	South Park	Pee
	The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.

		03/25/2026 5:35 am	South Park	Sexual Healing
	Sexual Healing - The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.

		03/25/2026 6:10 am	South Park	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs
	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.

		03/25/2026 6:45 am	South Park	Medicinal Fried Chicken
	Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back.

		03/25/2026 7:15 am	South Park	You Have 0 Friends
	When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.

		03/25/2026 7:50 am	South Park	Crippled Summer
	Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

		03/25/2026 8:25 am	South Park	Poor and Stupid
	Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

		03/25/2026 9:00 am	South Park	It's A Jersey Thing
	New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

		03/25/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Insheeption
	When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

		03/25/2026 10:00 am	Digman!	The Mile High Club
	While searching for Amelia Earhart's plane, Rip and the gang find themselves taken aboard a floating airship in the sky, where Swooper finds a great new opportunity, Agatha finds romance, and Rip and Saltine find a lot of trouble.

		03/25/2026 10:30 am	Digman!	Shakespeare's Lost Sonnet
	Rip must go undercover to find Shakespeare's Lost Sonnet -- a poem so romantic that hearing it makes you orgasm. But when Rip finds himself under the spell of a charismatic actor, will he stick to the mission or will he get in too deep?

		03/25/2026 11:00 am	Digman!	The Puff People
	When Rip gets a hot lead on the Holy Grail, he heads off by himself in search of a mysterious realm. Saltine reluctantly teams up with Zane to track down Rip and return him to safety.

		03/25/2026 11:30 am	Digman!	The Grail
	It's the Grand Opening of Quail Eegan's new museum -- and Rip Digman will stop at nothing to infiltrate it. Meanwhile, Saltine must delve into the seedy underbelly of the Arky world in order to learn the truth about a dangerous artifact.

		03/25/2026 12:00 pm	Digman!	The Hunt for Bella
	Rip and Saltine take the Antichrist on a worldwide journey through Rip and Bella's past in an attempt to exorcise the demon from Bella's body. Meanwhile, Quail joins a shadowy organization of museum owners - but what do they want from him?

		03/25/2026 12:30 pm	Digman!	Jack and Rose
	When Rip and Saltine uncover a global conspiracy, the Titanic Museum will stop at nothing to prevent the truth from getting out! So Rip must turn to the only man who can help: beloved late-night talk show host Chortles Collins (Seth Meyers).

		03/25/2026 1:00 pm	Family Guy	All About Alana
	When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.

		03/25/2026 1:30 pm	Family Guy	Girlfriend, Eh?
	Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.

		03/25/2026 2:00 pm	Family Guy	Jersey Bore
	Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet".

		03/25/2026 2:30 pm	Family Guy	Oscars Guy
	"Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump,". Guest starring Mario Lopez.

		03/25/2026 3:00 pm	Family Guy	Bend or Blockbuster
	Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence. Guest starring Mario Lopez.

		03/25/2026 3:30 pm	Family Guy	A Wife-Changing Experience
	Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.

		03/25/2026 4:00 pm	Family Guy	The Munchurian Candidate
	Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

		03/25/2026 4:30 pm	Family Guy	Unzipped Code
	Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

		03/25/2026 5:00 pm	Family Guy	Happy Holo-ween
	Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.

		03/25/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	The Stewaway
	During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.

		03/25/2026 6:00 pm	Family Guy	Get Stewie
	Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

		03/25/2026 6:30 pm	Family Guy	Carny Knowledge
	Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

		03/25/2026 7:00 pm	The Daily Show	March 25, 2026
	Host Josh Johnson welcomes The Kid Mero host of the Hot 97 radio show “Mornings with Mero.”

		03/25/2026 7:35 pm	Family Guy	All About Alana
	When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.

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