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03/24/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan | |||||
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03/24/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th. | |||||
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03/24/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Five nuns bring a wounded outlaw into Dodge City, then are reluctant to turn him in because he saved their lives. | |||||
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03/24/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A lovesick, broke transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career--boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers. | |||||
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03/24/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon hunts a gang that has shattered one safe after another with nitroglycerine. | |||||
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03/24/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty helps Marshal Matt Dillon switch identities with a killer in order to escape, when they are kidnapped by outlaws. | |||||
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03/24/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City. | |||||
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03/24/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie suffers from puppy love so Barney attempts to show him how to handle women. | |||||
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03/24/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney decides that it's time to push Andy into matrimony, but Barney's marriage bureau collapses at a frantic dinner party. | |||||
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03/24/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry Courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a visiting state official. | |||||
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03/24/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard Morris guest stars as Ernest T. Bass as the Darling clan returns to Maybery with its own kind of mountain trouble. | |||||
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03/24/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney becomes super-efficient in executing his duties as deputy sheriff after two thieves are jailed in Mayberry until their accomplices are captured. | |||||
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03/24/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture shemade in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. | |||||
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03/24/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying theyfell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the"broken" stairs. | |||||
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03/24/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly. | |||||
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03/24/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting thehang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line,Ray is mortified. | |||||
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03/24/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. | |||||
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03/24/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But whenthe woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing. | |||||
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03/24/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting fieldgoal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him. | |||||
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03/24/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's supervisor is in the hospital and Doug is temporarliy promoted to his position. Doug ends up hating working behind a desk and misses his truck. But the supervisor dies and Doug is stuck. | |||||
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03/24/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Ray asks Doug to go golfing at his private club but Doug already has plans with Richie. Doug cancels and tells Richie to come over later. But when a storm traps the guys at the club, Doug wonders if he can make it in time. | |||||
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03/24/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has a hot woman as a trainee and he is upset that this is not making Carrie jelous. Arthur has to find a way to change the date of death on his pre-purchased tombstone so the first numbers are 20 and not 19. | |||||
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03/24/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to a cocktail party Carrie's boss is having, but to get there he has to skip eating that day. When Doug gets to the party, he finds out there is no food. | |||||
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03/24/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have always hated their neighbors, the Sackskys, but when they offer Doug & Carrie their Hamptons timeshare because they are having marital problems, they decide that they have to be nice until they get the keys. | |||||
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03/24/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to pawn Arthur off on somebody for a weekend so that they can be alone. Doug calls his cousin Danny who he hates, but Danny agrees let Arthur stay. Doug then finds that Danny wants to hang out with him more. | |||||
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03/24/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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03/24/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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03/24/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/24/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/25/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne plans to set off some sparks by surprising Dan with a sexy boudoir photograph to mark their 20th wedding anniversary. But Dan's surprise gift to Roseanne results in major marital fireworks. | |||||
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03/25/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's mom makes a new friend, Jake, at the retirement home. Now, Roseanne's playing Cupid and Jackie's planning their wedding. With special guest Red Buttons. | |||||
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03/25/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business scheme. | |||||
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03/25/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| The old house Roseanne and Dan fixed up to sell languishes on the market after Roger abruptly skips town. | |||||
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03/25/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/25/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/25/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing | |||||
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03/25/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt. | |||||
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03/25/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car. | |||||
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03/25/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls. | |||||
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03/25/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| B.J. almost becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his hea | |||||
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03/25/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised. | |||||
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03/25/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription int | |||||
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03/25/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two men return to Dodge City to find the man who shot their father in the back at the Long Branch saloon 12 years before. | |||||
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03/25/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen after he accuses them of stealing a calf. | |||||
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03/25/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| At Parkertown a trap awaits drifter Bob Johnson who is seeking revenge for the murder of two of his friends. | |||||
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03/25/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Marshal Matt Dillon in their life-and-death dispute over a hat. | |||||
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03/25/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus is known as "the smartest Haggen", but he regrets the title when his cousin "Hard-Luck" Henry Haggen comes looking for advice . | |||||
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03/25/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds. | |||||
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03/25/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Barney and Gomer are a trio of laughs as they tread the boards of a "haunted house." | |||||
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03/25/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass is a mountain man very disgruntled with being rejected by the army. | |||||
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03/25/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life -- leading to more work for all. | |||||
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03/25/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee is the unwilling to object of matrimony when mountaineer Brisco Darling comes a'courting | |||||
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03/25/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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03/25/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra grudingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go in it's next vacation. | |||||
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03/25/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy findthemselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totallyupsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank. | |||||
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03/25/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray learns that Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parent'shouse as a spot to make a big sale during the selling competition, it's all out war. Ray is determined to take home the grand prize. | |||||
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03/25/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job. That is, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. This time, she may have gone too far and Robert may not be able to forgive and forget. | |||||
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03/25/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank andMarie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party. | |||||
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03/25/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's collegegirlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years. Ray retaliates byasking Debra to divulge any gifts that she's kept. | |||||
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03/25/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur almost gets Doug fired, so Doug yells at him, and Arthur moves out of the house. Arthur ends up living in a great apartment that he could never afford, and Carrie has to convince him to move back. | |||||
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03/25/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are thinking of having a baby. | |||||
