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03/24/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has a hot woman as a trainee and he is upset that this is not making Carrie jelous. Arthur has to find a way to change the date of death on his pre-purchased tombstone so the first numbers are 20 and not 19. | |||||
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03/24/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to a cocktail party Carrie's boss is having, but to get there he has to skip eating that day. When Doug gets to the party, he finds out there is no food. | |||||
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03/24/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have always hated their neighbors, the Sackskys, but when they offer Doug & Carrie their Hamptons timeshare because they are having marital problems, they decide that they have to be nice until they get the keys. | |||||
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03/24/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to pawn Arthur off on somebody for a weekend so that they can be alone. Doug calls his cousin Danny who he hates, but Danny agrees let Arthur stay. Doug then finds that Danny wants to hang out with him more. | |||||
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03/24/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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03/24/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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03/24/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/24/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/25/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne plans to set off some sparks by surprising Dan with a sexy boudoir photograph to mark their 20th wedding anniversary. But Dan's surprise gift to Roseanne results in major marital fireworks. | |||||
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03/25/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's mom makes a new friend, Jake, at the retirement home. Now, Roseanne's playing Cupid and Jackie's planning their wedding. With special guest Red Buttons. | |||||
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03/25/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business scheme. | |||||
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03/25/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| The old house Roseanne and Dan fixed up to sell languishes on the market after Roger abruptly skips town. | |||||
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03/25/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/25/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/25/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing | |||||
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03/25/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt. | |||||
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03/25/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car. | |||||
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03/25/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls. | |||||
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03/25/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| B.J. almost becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his hea | |||||
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03/25/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised. | |||||
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03/25/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription int | |||||
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03/25/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two men return to Dodge City to find the man who shot their father in the back at the Long Branch saloon 12 years before. | |||||
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03/25/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen after he accuses them of stealing a calf. | |||||
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03/25/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| At Parkertown a trap awaits drifter Bob Johnson who is seeking revenge for the murder of two of his friends. | |||||
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03/25/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Marshal Matt Dillon in their life-and-death dispute over a hat. | |||||
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03/25/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus is known as "the smartest Haggen", but he regrets the title when his cousin "Hard-Luck" Henry Haggen comes looking for advice . | |||||
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03/25/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds. | |||||
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03/25/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Barney and Gomer are a trio of laughs as they tread the boards of a "haunted house." | |||||
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03/25/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass is a mountain man very disgruntled with being rejected by the army. | |||||
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03/25/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life -- leading to more work for all. | |||||
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03/25/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee is the unwilling to object of matrimony when mountaineer Brisco Darling comes a'courting | |||||
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03/25/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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03/25/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra grudingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go in it's next vacation. | |||||
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03/25/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy findthemselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totallyupsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank. | |||||
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03/25/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray learns that Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parent'shouse as a spot to make a big sale during the selling competition, it's all out war. Ray is determined to take home the grand prize. | |||||
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03/25/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job. That is, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. This time, she may have gone too far and Robert may not be able to forgive and forget. | |||||
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03/25/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank andMarie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party. | |||||
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03/25/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's collegegirlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years. Ray retaliates byasking Debra to divulge any gifts that she's kept. | |||||
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03/25/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur almost gets Doug fired, so Doug yells at him, and Arthur moves out of the house. Arthur ends up living in a great apartment that he could never afford, and Carrie has to convince him to move back. | |||||
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03/25/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are thinking of having a baby. | |||||
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03/25/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty. | |||||
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03/25/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her. | |||||
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03/25/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie. | |||||
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03/25/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents. | |||||
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03/25/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/25/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/25/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/25/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. | |||||
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03/26/2026 12:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene must choose between David and her future when she gets accepted to a college for the arts in Chicago. Roseanne gets a visit from the new health inspector: her old boss Leon. | |||||
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03/26/2026 12:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan and Roseanne decide to let Darlene go to art school in Chicago, but will Darlene leave David to pursue her future? Meanwhile, at a birthday party, "Seven Minutes In Heaven" turns DJ into a new man. | |||||
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03/26/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene is going away to college in Chicago and, as a result, Roseanne is faced with saying goodbye to another daughter. In the hope of keeping Darlene from moving, David makes a last minute attempt and proposes marriage. | |||||
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03/26/2026 1:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie agrees to date Dan's co-worker, Fred, if Roseanne agrees to fire Bev from working at the diner. The plan backfires when Bev plans to sell her share of the diner to Leon. | |||||
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03/26/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/26/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/26/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science | |||||
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03/26/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special | |||||
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03/26/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her. | |||||
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03/26/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse. | |||||
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03/26/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A lecture on the latest techniques by a young surgeon from Tokyo, and a later demonstration of his surgical skill, turns Winchester into a drunk and Potter into an invalid, whilst bringing home to Hawkeye and B.J. that they are | |||||
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03/26/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Radar, who is smitten with the cute new nurse, Linda Nugent, relies on Hawkeye's expertise on how to cope with the situation. Hot Lips, meanwhile, celebrates her just-granted divorce by taking a step that arouses Colonel Potter' | |||||
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03/26/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to, avoid U.S. artillery fire on a Chinese target, poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem that Colonel Potter is unaware of. On the other hand, Margaret hates loud noi | |||||
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03/26/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im | |||||
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03/26/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus Haggen in an attempted murder of their sergeant. | |||||
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03/26/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty Russell and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach while on the trail to Dodge City. | |||||
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03/26/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus Haggen, left in charge of Marshal Dillon's office, soon gets into trouble with two hunters. | |||||
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03/26/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A professional gunfighter is hired to kill a Dodge City businessman who is now courting the gunfighter's former wife. | |||||
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03/26/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Fear of a plague spreads in Dodge City when a private rail coach is quarantined because of a case of "spotted fever" aboard. | |||||
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03/26/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gossiping Gomer Pyle, moves in with the sheriff when he loses his job and home at the filling station. | |||||
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03/26/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ronny Howard who plays Opie shares the show with his father and younger brother as Maybery gets involved with a gold shipment en route to Fort Knox. | |||||
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03/26/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card. | |||||
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03/26/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, evicted from his rooming house for illegal cooking, sets about making the Mayberry sheriff's office back room "just like home." | |||||
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03/26/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney plays cupid for Gomer when Barney's girl refuses to go to a dance unless her cousin also has a date. | |||||
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03/26/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing. | |||||
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03/26/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Armed with research and much preparation, Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the factsof life only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to themeaning of life. | |||||
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03/26/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra decides to run for school president but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins byhimself during all those meetings so he votes against her. She loses and finds out that hevoted against her. | |||||
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03/26/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother "mom," he wants Debrato reciprocate and start calling Marie "mom". After initially giving Ray a hard time about it,Debra rises to the challenge. | |||||
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03/26/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fightingand not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse. | |||||
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03/26/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her wayto ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other. | |||||
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03/26/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals,they fondly recall the first night they spent together. | |||||
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03/26/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides tojoin a support group that the family believes is a cult. | |||||
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03/26/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen. | |||||
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03/26/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail. | |||||
