Schedules
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03/30/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. | |||||
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03/30/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad. | |||||
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03/30/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. | |||||
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03/30/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding. | |||||
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03/30/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy. | |||||
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03/30/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association. | |||||
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03/30/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. | |||||
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03/30/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships. | |||||
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03/30/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome. | |||||
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03/30/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. | |||||
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03/30/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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03/30/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. | |||||
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03/30/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket. | |||||
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03/30/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George. | |||||
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03/30/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. | |||||
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03/30/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems. | |||||
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03/30/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy makes a splash at the senator's fundraiser for a dog charity, Dwight discovers that winning an auction means losing money, and Darryl teaches Nellie how to eat a taco. | |||||
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03/30/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy returns to Dunder Mifflin as a janitor with a secret plan, and Dwight goes to great lengths to steal a DNA sample from Angela's baby in order to prove his paternity. | |||||
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03/30/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy takes a break from flambeing cherries to jumpstart his Dunder Mifflin comeback, and Jim and Dwight join forces to outsmart a salesman from Scranton's uglier sister city. | |||||
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03/30/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy's newfound confidence in his management abilities leads to an HR disagreement with Toby, and Jim and Dwight welcome two new employees to the office. | |||||
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03/30/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| After Nellie forces Dwight to support a charity, he chooses one that supports an inhumane group, and Clark convinces Erin to audition for a local news anchor position. | |||||
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03/30/2026 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Nellie uses a genealogy assignment to lie to Andy about his family tree, and Erin is humiliated when she finds out Dwight has been teaching her a made-up language. | |||||
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03/30/2026 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| When Jim forces Dwight to close the office for repairs, he turns a bus into a makeshift office, and Darryl asks Clark to teach him PowerPoint for a new business venture. | |||||
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03/30/2026 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim convinces Pam to invest in his new business venture, and Andy brings in his college a cappella band to perform at the office Halloween party. | |||||
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03/30/2026 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Kevin discovers Oscar's secret affair, Andy's family suffers a financial meltdown, and Nellie, Jim and Pam prank Dwight during his interview with a local radio station. | |||||
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03/30/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The women of Dunder Mifflin prepare Dwight for a deal with a female client, and Erin contemplates Andy's marriage proposal while he's away at sea. | |||||
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03/30/2026 6:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Angela asks Dwight to step in when she discovers the senator is having an affair with Oscar, and Pam agrees to paint the warehouse mural. | |||||
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03/30/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| When everyone forgets to plan the Christmas party, Dwight throws a Pennsylvania Dutch-themed party, and Erin cozies up with Pete while Andy is away. | |||||
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03/30/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Jon Stewart dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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03/30/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain". | |||||
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03/30/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of Castaway, Dirty Dancing, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms. | |||||
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03/30/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. | |||||
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03/30/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| South Park Classics presents a rendition of the beloved novel "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart. | |||||
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03/30/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it. | |||||
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03/30/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government. | |||||
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03/30/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. | |||||
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03/30/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. | |||||
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03/31/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle", who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. | |||||
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03/31/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out. | |||||
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03/31/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage. | |||||
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03/31/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city. | |||||
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03/31/2026 2:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Donna chooses Junior to be her partner in an upcoming ballroom dance competition; Roberta volunteers to babysit Rallo so she can spend more time with Federline. | |||||
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03/31/2026 2:30 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland and Rallo's “ventriloquist” act is a big hit—until Rallo tires of Cleveland taking all the credit for its success. | |||||
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03/31/2026 3:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland loses his hearing during a secret hunting trip and tries to keep the truth from Donna; Donna decides to go back to school; Roberta challenges Junior when he runs for reelection as student body president. | |||||
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03/31/2026 3:30 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland's determination to attend an all-you-can-eat shrimp cruise ends up getting him addicted to energy supplements and kidnapped by pirates. | |||||
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03/31/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman Gets An Anal Probe- Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. | |||||
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03/31/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town. | |||||
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03/31/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature. | |||||
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03/31/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. | |||||
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03/31/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper. | |||||
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03/31/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye." | |||||
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03/31/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartmans birthday party. | |||||
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03/31/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia. | |||||
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03/31/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park. | |||||
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03/31/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship. | |||||
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03/31/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world. | |||||
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03/31/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman searches for the identity of his father. | |||||
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03/31/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman finds out the identity of his father. | |||||
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03/31/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. | |||||
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03/31/2026 11:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain". | |||||
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03/31/2026 11:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of Castaway, Dirty Dancing, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms. | |||||
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03/31/2026 12:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. | |||||
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03/31/2026 12:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it. | |||||
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03/31/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities. | |||||
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03/31/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois. | |||||
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03/31/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death by adopting a bird that once belonged to Hitler. Stewie causes Brian to give up writing. | |||||
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03/31/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community. | |||||
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03/31/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. | |||||
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03/31/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully. | |||||
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03/31/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school. | |||||
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03/31/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman. | |||||
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03/31/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg discovers the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him; Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome instead of the guys. | |||||
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03/31/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night. | |||||
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03/31/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter starts betting on Chris when he becomes a pitcher; Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant. | |||||
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03/31/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance. | |||||
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03/31/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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03/31/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it. | |||||
