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03/29/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/29/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/29/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/30/2026 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/30/2026 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/30/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment. | |||||
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03/30/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it. | |||||
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03/30/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/30/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/30/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach. | |||||
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03/30/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge. | |||||
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03/30/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice. | |||||
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03/30/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah. | |||||
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03/30/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A clumsy foot soldier, 'Look out below' Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high | |||||
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03/30/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper - too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo, | |||||
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03/30/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities. | |||||
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03/30/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger and BJ both have Radar related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken BJ becomes violent with Hawkeye. | |||||
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03/30/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The father of a young gunfighter tries to end his son's career by wounding his gun hand. | |||||
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03/30/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Marshal Dillon is thought to be dead. | |||||
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03/30/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A hillbilly girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow, soon getting her into trouble with the law. | |||||
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03/30/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A fur trapper, whose adopted Indian son is beaten and left to die by five Army deserters, sets out to track down the assailants. | |||||
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03/30/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon heads into Mexico in pursuit of four fugitives wanted for killing his friend, a retiring sheriff. | |||||
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03/30/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A beautiful prisoner threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberrry jail, as both Andy and Barney fall for her charms. | |||||
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03/30/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens life and limb of Mayberry's pedestrian populations. | |||||
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03/30/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him. | |||||
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03/30/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store. | |||||
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03/30/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion. | |||||
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03/30/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire. | |||||
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03/30/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of herattractive friends to replace her if she dies. | |||||
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03/30/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie'soverzealous participation. When Marie attempts to "take over" Amy's wedding shower,Debra gets upset and yells at her. | |||||
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03/30/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an "unspoken" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away. | |||||
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03/30/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party hehosted for Robert was a huge disappointment. | |||||
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03/30/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Like their relationship, Robert and Amy's road to the altar is rocky. When Peter attempts tobury the hatchet between himself, Robert and Ray, Robert suspects he's up to no good andassigns Ray to keep an eye on him. | |||||
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03/30/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone familytradition written all over it. | |||||
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03/30/2026 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the twins wind up having a great time with Ray on the golf course, a tightly woundDebra admits to her lackadaisical husband that she's disappointed they no longer have funtogether. | |||||
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03/30/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send outtheir thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friendto join forces against her mother in-law. | |||||
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03/30/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug finds out that Deacon is a big brother for a kid, Doug signs up to be one too. But when he gets the kid, he decides he doesn't like him. | |||||
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03/30/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Tim Sacksky convinces Doug to join his water filter selling business. It turns out to be nothing more than a pyramid scheme and Carrie wants Doug to go get his money back, but Doug still thinks he can make money. | |||||
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03/30/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to an italian restaurant he found, but Carrie thinks the waiter was rude to her and forbids Doug to go again. Doug loves the restaurant, so he decides to sneak behind her back. | |||||
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03/30/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug shows Carrie he can still be romantic, and Arthur get jury duty. | |||||
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03/30/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie can't decide what to do about their vacation. | |||||
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03/30/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug does an imitation of Rico, a person he works with to get Carrie to have sex with him. But then when Carrie wants him to do the voice again, Doug worries she doesn't want him anymore. | |||||
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03/30/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/30/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/30/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants. | |||||
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03/30/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. | |||||
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03/31/2026 12:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's mother, Sophia, moves in with Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose. Blanche's latest boyfriend, Harry, proposes, but Rose has a bad feeling about their impending marriage. | |||||
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03/31/2026 12:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's daughter, Kate, visits and announces her engagement. Dorothy is thrilled until she realizes her ex-husband Stan will be invited to the wedding. | |||||
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03/31/2026 1:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Having not dated since her husband died, Rose reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date. This date turns into a serious relationship when she is invited on a cruise which would involve sharing a stateroom. | |||||
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03/31/2026 1:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to visit and Blanche is convinced she's after something. Later, she learns just what Virginia is after: Blanche's kidney. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy babysit for an infant. | |||||
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03/31/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/31/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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03/31/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry | |||||
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03/31/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars. | |||||
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03/31/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Healthy goober's friends convince him he has a severe case of whiplash so he promptly becomes a helpless invalid | |||||
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03/31/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman. | |||||
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03/31/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backu | |||||
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03/31/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The respons | |||||
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03/31/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| A beautiful and ambitious young nurse, Harris, who plans to become a doctor when she leaves the Army, finds herself in a misunderstanding with Father Mulcahy. Meanwhile, the camp's water supply is depleted, and the rest of the 4 | |||||
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03/31/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An Indian agent's unduly stern restrictions lead to death on the reservation and the arrest of Matt Dillon for murder. | |||||
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03/31/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A bewhiskered water witch shows up in Dodge City during a drought and promises to find water despite the skeptics. | |||||
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03/31/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An ex-outlaw offers to help Marshal Dillon track down members of his old gang and talk them out of hiding. | |||||
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03/31/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young boy is groomed as a gunfighter to seek vengeance for the wrong done to his father. | |||||
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03/31/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt joins a trail drive to prevent a conflict between the drivers and some hide cutters. He is finally forced to kill the hide cutters in a shoot-out, but he helps give a 16-year old boy a chance at a honest life. | |||||
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03/31/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor. | |||||
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03/31/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney. | |||||
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03/31/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue. | |||||
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03/31/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office. | |||||
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03/31/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency. | |||||
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03/31/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he hashomework he hasn't finished. Everyone has an explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school, but Ray decides to use the tough love approach. | |||||
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03/31/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra and Ray become embroiled in an argument in front of Robert, he tells Ray thatin order to find happiness with Debra, he needs to be more affectionate with her. | |||||
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03/31/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, the thrill of having a contractor in the house gets old fast when Gianni takes his time to complete the job. | |||||
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03/31/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Robert initially tries to be civil with his houseguest, he finally loses it when Peterconfronts him in front of Ray and Debra about why Robert is treating him so poorly. Ray reluctantly agrees to drive Peter home. | |||||
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03/31/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her, the lie grows when Debra and the twins cover for him. Then, Robert tries to spill the beans and even more lies are told. | |||||
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03/31/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party,"Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme. | |||||
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03/31/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougallsowned a television set! | |||||
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03/31/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss. | |||||
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03/31/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds. | |||||
