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		03/31/2026 8:02 pm	Family Guy	White Meg Can't Jump
	Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
Localized series title: Family Guy Localized episode title: White Meg Can't Jump Localized description: Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
		03/31/2026 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Adoptation
	To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

		03/31/2026 9:00 pm	Family Guy	The Bird Reich
	Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death by adopting a bird that once belonged to Hitler. Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.

		03/31/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Freak Strike
	The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.

		03/31/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Jared Has Aides
	With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.

		03/31/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	Asspen
	When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.

		03/31/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
	All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.

		03/31/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Fun With Veal
	When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.

		04/01/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Red Hot Catholic Love
	Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.

		04/01/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Free Hat
	The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.

		04/01/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
	Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.

		04/01/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Child Abduction is Not Funny
	In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.

		04/01/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Ike's Wee Wee
	The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.

		04/01/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Conjoined Fetus Lady
	Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor!

		04/01/2026 3:00 am	South Park	The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
	Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor!

		04/01/2026 3:30 am	South Park	City on the Edge of Forever
	It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.

		04/01/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Summer Sucks
	A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.

		04/01/2026 4:30 am	South Park	Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
	A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.

		04/01/2026 5:00 am	South Park	Chickenpox
	The kids parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the Chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.

		04/01/2026 5:30 am	South Park	Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
	The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables.

		04/01/2026 6:00 am	South Park	Clubhouses
	The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare.

		04/01/2026 6:30 am	South Park	Cow Days
	It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the Bull riding event.

		04/01/2026 7:00 am	South Park	Chef Aid
	Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.

		04/01/2026 7:30 am	South Park	Spooky Fish
	Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish.

		04/01/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
	Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandmas house, but Stan joins the boys anyway.

		04/01/2026 8:30 am	South Park	Gnomes
	The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek.

		04/01/2026 9:00 am	South Park	Rainforest Shmainforest
	The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.

		04/01/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Spontaneous Combustion
	The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case.

		04/01/2026 10:00 am	South Park	Tweek Vs. Craig
	The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.

		04/01/2026 10:30 am	South Park	Jakovasaurs
	While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.

		04/01/2026 11:00 am	South Park	Sexual Harassment Panda
	Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.

		04/01/2026 11:30 am	South Park	Cat Orgy
	Shelly Babysits Cartman.

		04/01/2026 12:00 pm	South Park	Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub
	The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.

		04/01/2026 12:30 pm	South Park	Jewbilee
	As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.

		04/01/2026 1:00 pm	Family Guy	Bookie of the Year
	Peter starts betting on Chris when he becomes a pitcher; Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant.

		04/01/2026 1:30 pm	Family Guy	American Gigg-olo
	After the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance.

		04/01/2026 2:00 pm	Family Guy	Inside Family Guy
	James Woods leads viewers behind the scenes of the studios of Family Guy.

		04/01/2026 2:30 pm	Family Guy	Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
	Taylor Swift agrees to be Chris' Homecoming date; Peter becomes an Uber driver.

		04/01/2026 3:00 pm	Family Guy	Hot Shots
	Lois decides not to vaccinate Stewie to "save" him from autism, causing Stewie to run away, and cause the town to have an outbreak.

		04/01/2026 3:30 pm	Family Guy	High School English
	The classic novels "The Great Gatsby", "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", and "Of Mice and Men" are re-enacted.

		04/01/2026 4:00 pm	Family Guy	Carter and Tricia
	Carter falls in love with Channel 5 News reporter, Tricia Takanawa; Stewie becomes Brian's driving instructor.

		04/01/2026 4:30 pm	Family Guy	How the Griffin Stole Christmas
	Peter fills in for the mall Santa and becomes drunk with power; Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for free food, drama, and women.

		04/01/2026 5:00 pm	Family Guy	Gronkowsbees
	Rob Gronkowski moves in behind the Griffins; Stewie begins beekeeping, and gives them steroids, which makes them aggressive.

		04/01/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	The Dating Game
	Quagmire discovers Tinder, forcing the guys to intervene; Stewie learns the perks of scoliosis.

		04/01/2026 6:00 pm	Family Guy	Cop and a Half-Wit
	Peter helps Joe solve crime cases; Stewie joins a football team, and panics when he gets a concussion.

		04/01/2026 6:30 pm	Family Guy	Peter's Lost Youth
	Peter gets jealous when Lois upstages him at a Red Sox Fantasy Baseball camp; Stewie runs away when Meg babysits him.

		04/01/2026 7:00 pm	The Daily Show	April 1, 2026
	Host Desi Lydic interviews Dr. Mary Claire Haver, board-certified OB/GYN and author of the book “The New Perimenopause.”

		04/01/2026 7:35 pm	Family Guy	A Bottle Episode
	Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.

		04/01/2026 8:02 pm	Family Guy	Vat Man and Rob 'Em
	When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.

		04/01/2026 8:30 pm	Family Guy	From Russia With Love
	After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

		04/01/2026 9:00 pm	Family Guy	Adult Education
	Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.

		04/01/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	A Ladder to Heaven
	When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

		04/01/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
	The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

		04/01/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	The Death Camp of Tolerance
	Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.

		04/01/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	The Biggest Douche in the Universe
	When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.

		04/01/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	My Future Self n' Me
	A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.

		04/02/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Krazy Kripples
	When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.

		04/02/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Toilet Paper
	After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.

		04/02/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Canceled
	The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.

		04/02/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Fat Butt and Pancake Head
	The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.

		04/02/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Cat Orgy
	Shelly Babysits Cartman.

		04/02/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub
	The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.

		04/02/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Jewbilee
	As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.

		04/02/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Chinpoko Mon
	Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon.

		04/02/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Hooked on Monkey Phonics
	The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.

		04/02/2026 4:30 am	South Park	Red Badge of Gayness
	The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War Battle.

		04/02/2026 5:00 am	South Park	The Brown Noise
	The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.

		04/02/2026 5:30 am	South Park	Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
	The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.

		04/02/2026 6:00 am	South Park	Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
	The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

		04/02/2026 6:30 am	South Park	Quintuplets 2000
	A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.

		04/02/2026 7:00 am	South Park	Timmy 2000
	Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

		04/02/2026 7:30 am	South Park	Cartman Joins NAMBLA
	Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.

		04/02/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Cherokee Hair Tampons
	Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life.

		04/02/2026 8:30 am	South Park	Chef Goes Nanners
	Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.

		04/02/2026 9:00 am	South Park	Something You Can Do With Your Finger
	The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member.

		04/02/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Fourth Grade
	Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.

		04/02/2026 10:00 am	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		04/02/2026 10:30 am	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		04/02/2026 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		04/02/2026 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		04/02/2026 12:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		04/02/2026 12:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

		04/02/2026 1:00 pm	The Office	Lice
	A lice outbreak causes panic at the office, Jim tries to play it cool during a meeting with a pro basketball player, and Dwight, Nellie and Kevin meddle in Darryl's love life.

		04/02/2026 1:30 pm	The Office	Suit Warehouse
	Dwight and Clark improvise when Jim bails on a sales call, Pam joins Darryl on a road trip, and Clark and Jan's trip causes speculation in the office.

		04/02/2026 2:00 pm	The Office	Customer Loyalty
	Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving Dunder Mifflin, Pete and Erin are recruited to head the company's social media accounts, and Jim misses his daughter's dance recital.

		04/02/2026 2:30 pm	The Office	Junior Salesman
	Dwight interviews a new sales rep and is forced to choose between his friends or Clark, and Pete and Phyllis continue to search for Erin's birth mother.

		04/02/2026 3:00 pm	The Office	Vandalism
	Nellie stages bonding exercises after Pam's warehouse mural is vandalized, Dwight and Clark take a more violent route to justice, and Jim and Darryl have roommate trouble.

		04/02/2026 3:35 pm	The Office	Couples Discount
	Erin plans to break up with Andy, and the rest of the office creates fake relationships with each other in order to take advantage of the mini mall's Valentine's Day deals.

		04/02/2026 4:10 pm	The Office	Moving On Part 1
	Andy struggles with the fact that Erin has moved on and started dating Pete, Pam heads to Philly for a job interview, and Angela helps Dwight care for his curmudgeonly aunt.

		04/02/2026 4:45 pm	The Office	Moving On Part 2
	Pam feels out of sync with Jim and demeaned by a potential employer , Andy hires Erin and Pete's exes as an act of revenge, and Toby confronts the Scranton Strangler.

		04/02/2026 5:20 pm	The Office	The Farm
	Dwight tries to persuade his siblings to return home and run their late aunt's farm, and Todd Packer returns to Dunder Mifflin hoping to make amends.

		04/02/2026 5:55 pm	The Office	Promos
	Everyone realizes they were being filmed for the past 10 years after a promo for the documentary comes out, and Dwight and Clark negotiate with a farmer over tractors.

		04/02/2026 6:30 pm	The Office	Stairmageddon
	With the elevators down, Dwight takes extreme measures to coerce Stanley out on a sales call, and Jim and Pam confide in coworkers about their relationship woes.

		04/02/2026 7:00 pm	Family Guy	The New Adventures of Old Tom
	Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman.

		04/02/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Run, Chris, Run
	Meg discovers the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him; Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome instead of the guys.

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