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03/31/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie decides she wants to go back to college after seeing her friends reaction when she tells them she never went. | |||||
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03/31/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it. | |||||
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03/31/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works. | |||||
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03/31/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Deacon are going insane from boredom during the strike. They get together with Arthur and stark pulling stupid pranks on people to entertain themselves. | |||||
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03/31/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan. | |||||
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03/31/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/31/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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03/31/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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04/01/2026 12:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's date, Dr. Elliot Clayton, makes a pass at Blanche. Dorothy doesn't believe it when Blanche tells her about it, so Blanche orders Dorothy to leave the house. | |||||
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04/01/2026 12:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap." Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final. | |||||
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04/01/2026 1:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy and Blanche bowl against Rose and Sophia. If Sophia and Rose win, Dorothy will let Sophia go back to Sicily to visit and old beau, and if Dorothy and Blanche win, Sophia will give her a pair of antique earrings. | |||||
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04/01/2026 1:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. The girls seek out means to protect themselves, including a security system, guard dog, and mace. Rose even purchases a gun. | |||||
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04/01/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/01/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/01/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's. | |||||
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04/01/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby, and they run into trouble when they innocently try to find it some new parents. | |||||
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04/01/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Town clerk Howard, a non-fisherman, tags along on the first season and antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching fish in the lake. | |||||
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04/01/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the Annual Mayberry Flower Show. | |||||
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04/01/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A South Korean Woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to aid her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings. | |||||
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04/01/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic feve | |||||
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04/01/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North K | |||||
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04/01/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In Mexico, Marshal Dillon is befriended by a 13-year old boy who sees Dillon as a man who can rid his village of all banditos. | |||||
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04/01/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors before it's finally thwarted by Festus who is acting as Matt's deputy. | |||||
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04/01/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After Marshal Dillon is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill the marshal. | |||||
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04/01/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A small, ornery Irishman named O'Quillian spreads dissension and disaster in Dodge City. | |||||
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04/01/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon and Doc Adams are troubled by a meddlesome woman as they escort an escaped convict on a train trip to Dodge. | |||||
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04/01/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple. | |||||
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04/01/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle. | |||||
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04/01/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods. | |||||
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04/01/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton. | |||||
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04/01/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend. | |||||
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04/01/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazzrecords, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank andMarie never use. | |||||
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04/01/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking withFrank's friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle. | |||||
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04/01/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home anddiscover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys. | |||||
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04/01/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Rayis disgusted that his own children now think he's a "doof." | |||||
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04/01/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra assures Ray she‘ll be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes forthe best and waits for her. But when she misses their 6:30 PM departure deadline, Raydecides to teach her a lesson in lateness. | |||||
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04/01/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that she can attend the party of a girl whose mother Ray loves to hate. | |||||
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04/01/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he shouldretire from the police force. | |||||
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04/01/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family. | |||||
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04/01/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything. | |||||
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04/01/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur starts working at Carrie's lawfirm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war. | |||||
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04/01/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door. | |||||
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04/01/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to go to a wedding but not have to stay. | |||||
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04/01/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces his sister to go out with Carrie's boss so that he can go to his house to watch the Super Bowl on his high-def TV. | |||||
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04/01/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. | |||||
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04/01/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events. | |||||
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04/01/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel. | |||||
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04/01/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted. | |||||
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04/02/2026 12:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways. | |||||
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04/02/2026 12:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack with a heavy storm delaying the paramedics. | |||||
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04/02/2026 1:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on. | |||||
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04/02/2026 1:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth in a local play, and not her. | |||||
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04/02/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/02/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/02/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis and Howard bunglingly rescue Andy who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank-robbers. | |||||
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04/02/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher | |||||
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04/02/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens until Andy shows his faith in the young MD by letting him remove Opie's tonsils. | |||||
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04/02/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme. | |||||
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04/02/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. BJ harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend. | |||||
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04/02/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo. Mean | |||||
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04/02/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be d | |||||
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04/02/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal, on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit fr | |||||
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04/02/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus, a young widow, and her two children are held hostage by a gang of outlaws. | |||||
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04/02/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt blocks a railroad company's efforts to force Jim Graham off his land. The right-of-way dispute halts progress on a new track which would link Omaha and Dodge. When Mr. Graham refuses to sell his land, Matt supports him. The | |||||
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04/02/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A slick talking salesman, attended by three dissatisfied customers, is rescued by a farm widow. | |||||
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04/02/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner whose gang pursues them doggedly. | |||||
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04/02/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt is forced to slay an old friend when the man becomes a murderer, following his fanatic opposition to bounty hunter's killing a renegade wolf. | |||||
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04/02/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements. | |||||
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04/02/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing. | |||||
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04/02/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship. | |||||
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04/02/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's old beau, a practical joker, shows up in Mayberry and resumes his courtship. Andy has misgivings. | |||||
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04/02/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's attempts to train an old mutt (named Blue) as a police dog coincide with a manhunt for an escaped criminal. | |||||
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04/02/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney and Thelma Lou have a lovers' quarrel. Andy tries to help but only succeeds in getting caught in the middle. | |||||
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04/02/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified whenAmy clues him in on his huge omission. Feeling guilty for this major oversight, Ray mustnow figure out a way to make it up to Debra. | |||||
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04/02/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit oftouching food to his chin before he eats it. | |||||
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04/02/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt tobond over a 500-piece puzzle. | |||||
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04/02/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own. | |||||
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04/02/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After a modeling agent tells Robert he has a unique look, he convinces him to pose forhead shots with their "in-house" photographer. | |||||
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04/02/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when heand Frank fondly embrace. Sam explains Frank had been quite an inspiration to him as alad much to Ray and Robert's disbelief. | |||||
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04/02/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household. | |||||
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04/02/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug makes Carrie tell him people she knows that she finds attractive, and she says Deacon. Deacon is having a birthday party at a paintball course and it turns into a war. | |||||
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04/02/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds Deacon out with another woman and Deacon makes him promise not to say anything. When Carrie finds out, she begins to question their marriage because Doug and her have different views on whether or not it is cheating. | |||||
