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		04/01/2026 8:02 pm	Family Guy	Vat Man and Rob 'Em
	When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
Localized series title: Family Guy Localized episode title: Vat Man and Rob 'Em Localized description: When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
		04/01/2026 8:30 pm	Family Guy	From Russia With Love
	After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

		04/01/2026 9:00 pm	Family Guy	Adult Education
	Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.

		04/01/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	A Ladder to Heaven
	When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

		04/01/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
	The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

		04/01/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	The Death Camp of Tolerance
	Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.

		04/01/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	The Biggest Douche in the Universe
	When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.

		04/01/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	My Future Self n' Me
	A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.

		04/02/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Krazy Kripples
	When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.

		04/02/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Toilet Paper
	After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.

		04/02/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Canceled
	The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.

		04/02/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Fat Butt and Pancake Head
	The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.

		04/02/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Cat Orgy
	Shelly Babysits Cartman.

		04/02/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub
	The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.

		04/02/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Jewbilee
	As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.

		04/02/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Chinpoko Mon
	Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon.

		04/02/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Hooked on Monkey Phonics
	The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.

		04/02/2026 4:30 am	South Park	Red Badge of Gayness
	The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War Battle.

		04/02/2026 5:00 am	South Park	The Brown Noise
	The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.

		04/02/2026 5:30 am	South Park	Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
	The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.

		04/02/2026 6:00 am	South Park	Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
	The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

		04/02/2026 6:30 am	South Park	Quintuplets 2000
	A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.

		04/02/2026 7:00 am	South Park	Timmy 2000
	Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

		04/02/2026 7:30 am	South Park	Cartman Joins NAMBLA
	Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.

		04/02/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Cherokee Hair Tampons
	Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life.

		04/02/2026 8:30 am	South Park	Chef Goes Nanners
	Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.

		04/02/2026 9:00 am	South Park	Something You Can Do With Your Finger
	The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member.

		04/02/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Fourth Grade
	Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.

		04/02/2026 10:00 am	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		04/02/2026 10:30 am	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		04/02/2026 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		04/02/2026 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		04/02/2026 12:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		04/02/2026 12:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

		04/02/2026 1:00 pm	The Office	Lice
	A lice outbreak causes panic at the office, Jim tries to play it cool during a meeting with a pro basketball player, and Dwight, Nellie and Kevin meddle in Darryl's love life.

		04/02/2026 1:30 pm	The Office	Suit Warehouse
	Dwight and Clark improvise when Jim bails on a sales call, Pam joins Darryl on a road trip, and Clark and Jan's trip causes speculation in the office.

		04/02/2026 2:00 pm	The Office	Customer Loyalty
	Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving Dunder Mifflin, Pete and Erin are recruited to head the company's social media accounts, and Jim misses his daughter's dance recital.

		04/02/2026 2:30 pm	The Office	Junior Salesman
	Dwight interviews a new sales rep and is forced to choose between his friends or Clark, and Pete and Phyllis continue to search for Erin's birth mother.

		04/02/2026 3:00 pm	The Office	Vandalism
	Nellie stages bonding exercises after Pam's warehouse mural is vandalized, Dwight and Clark take a more violent route to justice, and Jim and Darryl have roommate trouble.

		04/02/2026 3:35 pm	The Office	Couples Discount
	Erin plans to break up with Andy, and the rest of the office creates fake relationships with each other in order to take advantage of the mini mall's Valentine's Day deals.

		04/02/2026 4:10 pm	The Office	Moving On Part 1
	Andy struggles with the fact that Erin has moved on and started dating Pete, Pam heads to Philly for a job interview, and Angela helps Dwight care for his curmudgeonly aunt.

		04/02/2026 4:45 pm	The Office	Moving On Part 2
	Pam feels out of sync with Jim and demeaned by a potential employer , Andy hires Erin and Pete's exes as an act of revenge, and Toby confronts the Scranton Strangler.

		04/02/2026 5:20 pm	The Office	The Farm
	Dwight tries to persuade his siblings to return home and run their late aunt's farm, and Todd Packer returns to Dunder Mifflin hoping to make amends.

		04/02/2026 5:55 pm	The Office	Promos
	Everyone realizes they were being filmed for the past 10 years after a promo for the documentary comes out, and Dwight and Clark negotiate with a farmer over tractors.

		04/02/2026 6:30 pm	The Office	Stairmageddon
	With the elevators down, Dwight takes extreme measures to coerce Stanley out on a sales call, and Jim and Pam confide in coworkers about their relationship woes.

		04/02/2026 7:00 pm	Family Guy	The New Adventures of Old Tom
	Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman.

		04/02/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Run, Chris, Run
	Meg discovers the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him; Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome instead of the guys.

		04/02/2026 8:00 pm	Family Guy	Road To India
	Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night.

		04/02/2026 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Bookie of the Year
	Peter starts betting on Chris when he becomes a pitcher; Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant.

		04/02/2026 9:00 pm	Family Guy	American Gigg-olo
	After the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance.

		04/02/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Lil' Crime Stoppers
	After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.

		04/02/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Red Man's Greed
	Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.

		04/02/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	South Park Is Gay
	The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.

		04/02/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Christian Rock Hard
	Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.

		04/02/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Grey Dawn
	After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.

		04/03/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Casa Bonita
	When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."

		04/03/2026 12:30 am	South Park	All About Mormons?
	When a Mormon kid moves to South Park Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.

		04/03/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Raisins
	The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams.

		04/03/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Good Times With Weapons
	After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.

		04/03/2026 2:00 am	The Cleveland Show	March Dadness
	When Freight Train bonds with Junior, Cleveland goes head-to-head with the pair in a two-man golf tournament--choosing the man who kept Freight Train from playing pro-football as his teammate.

		04/03/2026 2:30 am	The Cleveland Show	The Men in Me
	After winning a dance contest and being labeled “The Whitest Man in America,” Cleveland decides to retrace his roots with help from his former nanny.

		04/03/2026 3:00 am	The Cleveland Show	Frapp Attack
	An online video of Donna throwing a frappuccino in Cleveland's face attracts the attention of a music producer who tries stealing Donna away from Cleveland.

		04/03/2026 3:30 am	The Cleveland Show	American Prankster
	A series of escalating pranks lands Rallo in court, where he's sentenced to serve time in juvenile hall—or so he believes.

		04/03/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?
	Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.

		04/03/2026 4:30 am	South Park	Probably
	Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.

		04/03/2026 5:00 am	South Park	Trapper Keeper
	Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.

		04/03/2026 5:30 am	South Park	Helen Keller! The Musical
	The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

		04/03/2026 6:00 am	South Park	Fat Camp
	Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.

		04/03/2026 6:30 am	South Park	The Wacky Molestation Adventure
	When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.

		04/03/2026 7:00 am	South Park	Scott Tenorman Must Die
	Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.

		04/03/2026 7:30 am	South Park	Cripple Fight!
	The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.

		04/03/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow
	When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

		04/03/2026 8:30 am	South Park	Cartmanland
	Cartman inherits one million dollars.

		04/03/2026 9:00 am	South Park	Proper Condom Use
	The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.

		04/03/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Towelie
	There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government.

		04/03/2026 10:00 am	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		04/03/2026 10:30 am	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		04/03/2026 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

		04/03/2026 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

		04/03/2026 12:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.

		04/03/2026 12:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

		04/03/2026 1:00 pm	The Office	Paper Airplane
	Angela pines for Dwight during a office-wide paper airplane tournament, and Andy struggles with the demands of his first paid acting gig.

		04/03/2026 1:30 pm	The Office	Livin' The Dream Part 1
	The staff is skeptical of Andy's decision to quit and pursue acting full time, Jim cuts back on work to focus on his marriage, and Dwight finally earns his black belt.

		04/03/2026 2:00 pm	The Office	Livin' The Dream Part 2
	Dwight is named branch manager, Andy burns his bridges, and Angela struggles with living on her own after her divorce.

		04/03/2026 2:30 pm	The Office	A.A.R.M. Part 1
	The office prepares to watch the documentary, Jim looks for an assistant to the assistant regional manager for Dwight, and Andy tries out for a singing competition show.

		04/03/2026 3:00 pm	The Office	A.A.R.M. Part 2
	Dwight tries to find out if he's the father of Angela's son, Andy crashes a singing competition show, Jim reaffirms his love for Pam, and the office watches the documentary.

		04/03/2026 3:30 pm	The Office	Finale Part 1
	The film crew returns to Scranton a year after the documentary aired to catch up with the Dunder Mifflin staff during Dwight and Angela's bachelor and bachelorette parties.

		04/03/2026 4:00 pm	The Office	Finale Part 2
	Former colleagues return for Dwight and Angela's wedding, Pam and Jim decide to move to Austin, and the Dunder Mifflin staff gathers together in the office one last time.

		04/03/2026 4:30 pm	The Office	Pilot
	When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat.

		04/03/2026 5:00 pm	The Office	Health Care
	After learning that the corporate office wants Michael to pick a cheaper health plan for his employees, he delegates the task to Dwight.

		04/03/2026 5:30 pm	The Office	The Alliance
	Amid the rumors of downsizing, Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party, despite the fact that the closest birthday is a month away.

		04/03/2026 6:00 pm	South Park	AWESOM-O
	When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster.

		04/03/2026 6:30 pm	South Park	Up the Down Steroid
	Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.

		04/03/2026 7:00 pm	South Park	You Got F'd in the A
	When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

		04/03/2026 7:30 pm	South Park	Goobacks
	Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

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