Schedules
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04/02/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be d | |||||
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04/02/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal, on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit fr | |||||
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04/02/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus, a young widow, and her two children are held hostage by a gang of outlaws. | |||||
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04/02/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt blocks a railroad company's efforts to force Jim Graham off his land. The right-of-way dispute halts progress on a new track which would link Omaha and Dodge. When Mr. Graham refuses to sell his land, Matt supports him. The | |||||
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04/02/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A slick talking salesman, attended by three dissatisfied customers, is rescued by a farm widow. | |||||
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04/02/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner whose gang pursues them doggedly. | |||||
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04/02/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt is forced to slay an old friend when the man becomes a murderer, following his fanatic opposition to bounty hunter's killing a renegade wolf. | |||||
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04/02/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements. | |||||
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04/02/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing. | |||||
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04/02/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship. | |||||
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04/02/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's old beau, a practical joker, shows up in Mayberry and resumes his courtship. Andy has misgivings. | |||||
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04/02/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's attempts to train an old mutt (named Blue) as a police dog coincide with a manhunt for an escaped criminal. | |||||
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04/02/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney and Thelma Lou have a lovers' quarrel. Andy tries to help but only succeeds in getting caught in the middle. | |||||
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04/02/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified whenAmy clues him in on his huge omission. Feeling guilty for this major oversight, Ray mustnow figure out a way to make it up to Debra. | |||||
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04/02/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit oftouching food to his chin before he eats it. | |||||
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04/02/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt tobond over a 500-piece puzzle. | |||||
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04/02/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own. | |||||
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04/02/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After a modeling agent tells Robert he has a unique look, he convinces him to pose forhead shots with their "in-house" photographer. | |||||
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04/02/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when heand Frank fondly embrace. Sam explains Frank had been quite an inspiration to him as alad much to Ray and Robert's disbelief. | |||||
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04/02/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household. | |||||
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04/02/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug makes Carrie tell him people she knows that she finds attractive, and she says Deacon. Deacon is having a birthday party at a paintball course and it turns into a war. | |||||
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04/02/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds Deacon out with another woman and Deacon makes him promise not to say anything. When Carrie finds out, she begins to question their marriage because Doug and her have different views on whether or not it is cheating. | |||||
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04/02/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks. | |||||
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04/02/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so that he can play mud football with his friends. Doug gets sick and then Arthur makes him feel even worse for lying to Carrie. | |||||
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04/02/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug feels sorry for Arthur and lets him go to a bar instead of a dance at his senior center. When Carrie finds out she gives Doug full control of Arthur, and Doug realizes how hard it is to deal with him. | |||||
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04/02/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds out people at FedEx might be interestted in him so he uses that to try to get his boss to give him more money. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after she agrees to put it on Lou while his wife is out of town. | |||||
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04/02/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. | |||||
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04/02/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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04/02/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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04/02/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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04/03/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage. | |||||
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04/03/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends. | |||||
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04/03/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend. | |||||
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04/03/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married. | |||||
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04/03/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/03/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/03/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house be he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by thoughtful friends. | |||||
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04/03/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh police department, and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy | |||||
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04/03/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Detective Barney fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old home-town. | |||||
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04/03/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town. | |||||
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04/03/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant | |||||
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04/03/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworth | |||||
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04/03/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into | |||||
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04/03/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medica | |||||
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04/03/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In Matt's absence, deputy Newly O'Brien tracks down a wanted man, saves him from the bounty hunters, and finally establishes his innocence. | |||||
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04/03/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children. | |||||
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04/03/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life. | |||||
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04/03/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon's efforts to recapture an escaped murderer are complicated by Kitty'sjealousy of the criminal's girlfriend. | |||||
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04/03/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Mannon, a ruthless, fast-draw gunman shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes Dodge City. | |||||
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04/03/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after being threatened with bodily harm if he's ever caught without it on. | |||||
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04/03/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie almost becomes $50 richer after finding a change purse. | |||||
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04/03/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy goes to Raleigh for a job interview, and chaos prevails in Mayberry, with Barney as acting sheriff. | |||||
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04/03/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee wants the starring role in the Mayberry Centennial Pageant. Andy and Opie are neglected at home. | |||||
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04/03/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby. | |||||
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04/03/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen are supposed to have a day off, but are continually interrupted at their secluded picnic spot by Barney asking questions about his duties. | |||||
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04/03/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shockingnews to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey. Ray, Debra,Robert and Amy can barely contain their happiness. | |||||
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04/03/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newlyacquired home. Ray and Debra visit Marie and Frank. While there, the head of the facility tells them that Frank and Marie must move out. | |||||
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04/03/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night ofpassion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex." | |||||
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04/03/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and Ray tells Debra thathe overheard one of the mothers say that she looked "trampy." Amy does not helpwhen she admires Debra for wearing "young" clothes." | |||||
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04/03/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her reportcard. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with Ally's math teacher, Mr. Putnam, to see whatshe could do to improve. | |||||
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04/03/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at Dr. Greenberg's office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead. | |||||
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04/03/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room. | |||||
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04/03/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie go to a movie with Kelly while Deacon watches the kids. While at the movies, Carrie finds a co-worker who likes Kelly. Kelly decides to go on a date with him, and Deacon asks Doug to help him win his wife back. | |||||
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04/03/2026 7:30 pm |
Departure Time |
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| Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not recisitate" on everything. | |||||
