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04/02/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night. | |||||
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04/02/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter starts betting on Chris when he becomes a pitcher; Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant. | |||||
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04/02/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance. | |||||
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04/02/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department. | |||||
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04/02/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians. | |||||
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04/02/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out. | |||||
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04/02/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet. | |||||
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04/02/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. | |||||
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04/03/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing." | |||||
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04/03/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| When a Mormon kid moves to South Park Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. | |||||
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04/03/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. | |||||
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04/03/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. | |||||
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04/03/2026 2:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| When Freight Train bonds with Junior, Cleveland goes head-to-head with the pair in a two-man golf tournament--choosing the man who kept Freight Train from playing pro-football as his teammate. | |||||
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04/03/2026 2:30 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After winning a dance contest and being labeled “The Whitest Man in America,” Cleveland decides to retrace his roots with help from his former nanny. | |||||
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04/03/2026 3:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| An online video of Donna throwing a frappuccino in Cleveland's face attracts the attention of a music producer who tries stealing Donna away from Cleveland. | |||||
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04/03/2026 3:30 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| A series of escalating pranks lands Rallo in court, where he's sentenced to serve time in juvenile hall—or so he believes. | |||||
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04/03/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion. | |||||
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04/03/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. | |||||
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04/03/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. | |||||
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04/03/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. | |||||
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04/03/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show. | |||||
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04/03/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion. | |||||
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04/03/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars. | |||||
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04/03/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight. | |||||
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04/03/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. | |||||
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04/03/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman inherits one million dollars. | |||||
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04/03/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey. | |||||
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04/03/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government. | |||||
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04/03/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. | |||||
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04/03/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. | |||||
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04/03/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. | |||||
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04/03/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. | |||||
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04/03/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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04/03/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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04/03/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Angela pines for Dwight during a office-wide paper airplane tournament, and Andy struggles with the demands of his first paid acting gig. | |||||
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04/03/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The staff is skeptical of Andy's decision to quit and pursue acting full time, Jim cuts back on work to focus on his marriage, and Dwight finally earns his black belt. | |||||
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04/03/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight is named branch manager, Andy burns his bridges, and Angela struggles with living on her own after her divorce. | |||||
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04/03/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The office prepares to watch the documentary, Jim looks for an assistant to the assistant regional manager for Dwight, and Andy tries out for a singing competition show. | |||||
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04/03/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight tries to find out if he's the father of Angela's son, Andy crashes a singing competition show, Jim reaffirms his love for Pam, and the office watches the documentary. | |||||
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04/03/2026 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The film crew returns to Scranton a year after the documentary aired to catch up with the Dunder Mifflin staff during Dwight and Angela's bachelor and bachelorette parties. | |||||
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04/03/2026 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Former colleagues return for Dwight and Angela's wedding, Pam and Jim decide to move to Austin, and the Dunder Mifflin staff gathers together in the office one last time. | |||||
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04/03/2026 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat. | |||||
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04/03/2026 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| After learning that the corporate office wants Michael to pick a cheaper health plan for his employees, he delegates the task to Dwight. | |||||
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04/03/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Amid the rumors of downsizing, Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party, despite the fact that the closest birthday is a month away. | |||||
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04/03/2026 6:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster. | |||||
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04/03/2026 6:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. | |||||
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04/03/2026 7:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete. | |||||
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04/03/2026 7:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. | |||||
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04/03/2026 8:00 pm |
South Park |
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| All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down. | |||||
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04/03/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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04/03/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. | |||||
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04/03/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings. | |||||
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04/03/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video. | |||||
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04/03/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. | |||||
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04/03/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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04/03/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
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04/04/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. | |||||
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04/04/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? | |||||
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04/04/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer. | |||||
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04/04/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. | |||||
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04/04/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show. | |||||
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04/04/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over. | |||||
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04/04/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | |||||
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04/04/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. | |||||
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04/04/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie goes on a bus tour for the final day of her campaign, and is caught off guard when an important person in Pawnee passes away. | |||||
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04/04/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| It's election day in Pawnee, and only a razor-thin margin divides Leslie and Bobby Newport. Everyone waits with Leslie for the race to be called. | |||||
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04/04/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and Andy visit Ben and April at their new jobs in Washington D.C. Meanwhile, Ron throws Pawnee's employee appreciation barbecue, but it's not the same without Leslie. | |||||
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04/04/2026 5:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie fights obesity in Pawnee with a new soda tax. Andy trains to get into the police academy. Ben has trouble getting respect from his interns. | |||||
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04/04/2026 6:00 am |
The Hangover |
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| Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms stars as buddies who wake up after a Las Vegas bachelor party with no memory of the night before. When they realize the bachelor is missing, they must search the city to find their friend before his big day. | |||||
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04/04/2026 8:10 am |
Hangover Part 2 (2011) |
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04/04/2026 10:40 am |
Hangover Part 3 |
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| When Alan (Zach Galifianakis) faces hard times, his buddies Stu (Ed Helms), Phil (Bradley Cooper) and Doug (Justin Bartha) come to his aid and get the Wolfpack back together for an epic road trip. | |||||
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04/04/2026 12:50 pm |
The Hangover |
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| Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms stars as buddies who wake up after a Las Vegas bachelor party with no memory of the night before. When they realize the bachelor is missing, they must search the city to find their friend before his big day. | |||||
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04/04/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Members of the office prepare for a game of basketball against the workers in the warehouse. | |||||
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04/04/2026 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| An attractive woman arrives at the office to sell purses, and several male staff members vie for her attention. | |||||
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04/04/2026 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through The Dundies, the annual office awards ceremony. | |||||
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04/04/2026 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael forwards an inappropriate e-mail, and his obnoxious best friend Todd Packer drops by for a visit. | |||||
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04/04/2026 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael has a panic attack when he tries to close the deal on his new condo, and Jim and Pam organize an "office Olympics." | |||||
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04/04/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| A fire in the kitchen forces the employees of the Dunder Mifflin paper company to the parking lot where Jim suggests a game of Desert Island. | |||||
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04/04/2026 6:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael is forced by the corporate office to fire someone, putting a damper on the Halloween festivities at Dunder Mifflin. | |||||
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04/04/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| After Dwight karate punches Michael, Jim organizes a lunchtime rematch at Dwight's dojo. | |||||
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04/04/2026 7:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim finds a screenplay written by Michael, and the Dunder Mifflin employees act it out. | |||||
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04/04/2026 7:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The employees of Dunder Mifflin meet with Michael to discuss their work performances, but the only thing on Michael's mind is his impending review from Jan. | |||||
