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		04/02/2026 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Horizontal Hold
	Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Horizontal Hold Localized description: Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.
		04/02/2026 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Inner Tube
	Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so that he can play mud football with his friends. Doug gets sick and then Arthur makes him feel even worse for lying to Carrie.

		04/02/2026 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Papa Pill
	Doug feels sorry for Arthur and lets him go to a bar instead of a dance at his senior center. When Carrie finds out she gives Doug full control of Arthur, and Doug realizes how hard it is to deal with him.

		04/02/2026 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Package Deal
	Doug finds out people at FedEx might be interestted in him so he uses that to try to get his boss to give him more money. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after she agrees to put it on Lou while his wife is out of town.

		04/02/2026 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bris
	Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony.

		04/02/2026 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Lip Reader
	George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.

		04/02/2026 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Non-Fat Yogurt
	Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.

		04/02/2026 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Barber
	Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.

		04/03/2026 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Crash
	When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage.

		04/03/2026 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Ritchie Scores
	Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends.

		04/03/2026 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
	After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend.

		04/03/2026 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Let Him Eat Cake
	Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married.

		04/03/2026 2:00 am	The Drew Barrymore Show	The Drew Barrymore Show 6261
	The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience.

		04/03/2026 2:30 am	The Drew Barrymore Show	The Drew Barrymore Show 6266
	The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience.

		04/03/2026 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Dinner at Eight
	Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house be he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by thoughtful friends.

		04/03/2026 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Visit To Barney Fife
	Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh police department, and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy

		04/03/2026 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Comes To Mayberry
	Detective Barney fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old home-town.

		04/03/2026 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Old Girlfriend
	Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.

		04/03/2026 5:00 am	MASH	Yessir, That's Our Baby
	A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant

		04/03/2026 5:30 am	MASH	Bottle Fatigue
	Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworth

		04/03/2026 6:00 am	MASH	Heal Thyself
	Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into

		04/03/2026 6:30 am	MASH	Private Charles Lamb
	A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medica

		04/03/2026 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Johnny Cross
	In Matt's absence, deputy Newly O'Brien tracks down a wanted man, saves him from the bounty hunters, and finally establishes his innocence.

		04/03/2026 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Money Store
	An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children.

		04/03/2026 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Twisted Heritage
	Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life.

		04/03/2026 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Time Of The Jackals
	Matt Dillon's efforts to recapture an escaped murderer are complicated by Kitty'sjealousy of the criminal's girlfriend.

		04/03/2026 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Mannon
	Mannon, a ruthless, fast-draw gunman shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes Dodge City.

		04/03/2026 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's Uniform
	Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after being threatened with bodily harm if he's ever caught without it on.

		04/03/2026 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Fortune
	Opie almost becomes $50 richer after finding a change purse.

		04/03/2026 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Goodbye Sheriff Taylor
	Andy goes to Raleigh for a job interview, and chaos prevails in Mayberry, with Barney as acting sheriff.

		04/03/2026 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Pageant
	Aunt Bee wants the starring role in the Mayberry Centennial Pageant. Andy and Opie are neglected at home.

		04/03/2026 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Darling Baby
	Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby.

		04/03/2026 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and Helen Have Their Day
	Andy and Helen are supposed to have a day off, but are continually interrupted at their secluded picnic spot by Barney asking questions about his duties.

		04/03/2026 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Home
	After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shockingnews to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey. Ray, Debra,Robert and Amy can barely contain their happiness.

		04/03/2026 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Not So Fast
	Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newlyacquired home. Ray and Debra visit Marie and Frank. While there, the head of the facility tells them that Frank and Marie must move out.

		04/03/2026 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Angry Sex
	Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night ofpassion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex."

		04/03/2026 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	P. T. & A.
	Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and Ray tells Debra thathe overheard one of the mothers say that she looked "trampy." Amy does not helpwhen she admires Debra for wearing "young" clothes."

		04/03/2026 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ally's F
	Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her reportcard. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with Ally's math teacher, Mr. Putnam, to see whatshe could do to improve.

		04/03/2026 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Boy's Therapy
	Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at Dr. Greenberg's office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead.

		04/03/2026 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra's Parents
	Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room.

		04/03/2026 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Separation Anxiety
	Doug and Carrie go to a movie with Kelly while Deacon watches the kids. While at the movies, Carrie finds a co-worker who likes Kelly. Kelly decides to go on a date with him, and Deacon asks Doug to help him win his wife back.

		04/03/2026 7:30 pm	Departure Time	Departure Time
	Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not recisitate" on everything.

		04/03/2026 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Swim Neighbors
	When a storm destroys their fence, Carrie & Doug's neighbors try to convince them to combine their backyards. Carrie rushes to rebuild the fence, which offends the Sackskys, and they build a pool that overlooks the other yard.

		04/03/2026 8:30 pm	King of Queens	S'no Job
	Doug's uncle Stu asks him to get Danny a job at IPS and Doug doesn't want Danny working there. He gets Danny the interview but convinces Supervisor O'Boyle to not hire him. Then Doug feels guilty about it.

		04/03/2026 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Pregnant Pause (Part 1)
	Carrie starts to worry that she might be pregnant and it couldn't happen at a worse time. When Arthur finds out he tries to convince her to tell Doug and when she won't, he brings Doug to her.

		04/03/2026 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Pregnant Pause (2)
	Doug tells Carrie not to worry about the baby and he takes a second job to help store up money. When Carrie sees it is too much for Doug she decides she wants to help. In the end she loses the baby.

		04/03/2026 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Masseuse
	Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

		04/03/2026 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cigar Store Indian
	Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

		04/03/2026 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Conversion
	In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

		04/03/2026 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stall
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		04/04/2026 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Sleepless In Mar Vista
	Sleep-deprived Christine's mood swings cause tension with everyone around her until she tries some potent new sleeping pills.

		04/04/2026 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Undercover Brother
	Christine worries that she has lost her ability to attract men. When Richard's very attractive brother, Joe (CHARLES ESTEN - "The Office"), kisses her, she feels revitalized--but she finds out a surprising secret about Joe.

		04/04/2026 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Strange Bedfellows
	Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD).

		04/04/2026 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Real Thing, The
	Intending to send an e-mail about her relationship with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) only to Barb, Christine accidentally sends the scandalous message to all of the parents at Ritchie's school.

		04/04/2026 2:00 am	Roseanne	I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
	When Roseanne accepts delivery of too many new stoves for her diner, young D.J., who has found religion, begins spouting words of conscience and surprises Roseanne with some serious ethical questions.

		04/04/2026 2:36 am	Roseanne	Body by Jake
	When Bev breaks her pelvis in the retirement home, Roseanne and Dan are shocked to find out how it happened. As a result, Bev is forced to move in with them rather than die of embarrassment in the retirement community.

		04/04/2026 3:12 am	Roseanne	Isn't It Romantic
	While Fred seeks advice on how to propose marriage to Jackie, Dan and Roseanne are rekindling their romance with inspiration from the soap opera "One Life to Live."

		04/04/2026 3:48 am	Roseanne	Altar Egos
	When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.

		04/04/2026 4:24 am	Roseanne	Nine Is Enough
	Roseanne's announcement that she is pregnant again leads to her and Dan debating kicking Becky out of the house to make room. Jackie and Fred squabble over sleeping arrangements.

		04/04/2026 5:00 am	Roseanne	Two for One
	Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters. Meanwhile, Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's dark secret - she's having an affair.

		04/04/2026 5:36 am	Roseanne	Snoop Davey Dave
	There's a snitch in the Conner household. Upset over their recent breakup, David tattles on Darlene. And, to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

		04/04/2026 6:12 am	Roseanne	Girl Talk
	When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma. The situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives!

		04/04/2026 6:48 am	Roseanne	Sleeper
	Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about? There is a flurry of activity to figure out the "who" and the "why."

		04/04/2026 7:24 am	Roseanne	Skeleton in the Closet
	It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past.

		04/04/2026 8:00 am	Roseanne	Follow the Son
	D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings.Meanwhile, David is stunned to find that Darlene's planning to move in with hernew boyfriend, Jimmy.

		04/04/2026 8:36 am	Roseanne	Punch and Jimmy
	After D.J. gets pushed around by the town bully, Dan steps in to teach him the basics of self-defense. Recently dumped by Darlene, David begins overcompensating by acting "macho."

		04/04/2026 9:12 am	Roseanne	White Men Can't Kiss
	When DJ refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of DJ's racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev.

		04/04/2026 9:48 am	Roseanne	Thanksgiving 1994
	Nana Mary's introduces her new husband at Thanksgiving.. Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results from her prenatal test and learn that something may be wrong with the baby.

		04/04/2026 10:24 am	Roseanne	Maybe Baby
	Waiting for the prenatal test results leave Roseanne and Dan in a panic. Emotions run high as Roseanne mulls over her pregnancy options and consequently excludes Dan from any paternal involvement.

		04/04/2026 11:00 am	Roseanne	The Parenting Trap
	DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship.

		04/04/2026 11:30 am	Roseanne	Rear Window
	A geriatric couple with a penchant for nudity has moved in next door. Darlene worries about how close Becky and David have gotten.

		04/04/2026 12:00 pm	Roseanne	My Name Is Bev
	After being arrested for drinking and driving, Bev announces that she is an alcoholic. Roseanne fears that Bev may be lying to mitigate the repercussions.

		04/04/2026 12:30 pm	Roseanne	Bed and Bored
	Feigning illness for preferential treatment, Roseanne claims the doctor has ordered a week of bed rest. However, her grand scheme quickly turns stale when she finds herself bedridden and bored. Jackie and Bev come to blows.

		04/04/2026 1:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Dinner Party
	En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.

		04/04/2026 1:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Marine Biologist
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		04/04/2026 2:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pie
	Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.

		04/04/2026 2:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stand-In
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		04/04/2026 3:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wife
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		04/04/2026 3:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Raincoats Part I
	Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl

		04/04/2026 4:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Raincoats Part II
	Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl

		04/04/2026 4:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fire
	George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club.

		04/04/2026 5:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Hamptons
	Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach.

		04/04/2026 5:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Opposite
	George does the opposite and turns his life around.

		04/04/2026 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chaperone
	Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful.

		04/04/2026 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Big Salad
	Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble.

		04/04/2026 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Walk, Man
	Doug & Carrie decide that they want to have a baby, but Arthur keeps getting in the way. Doug decides to hire a dog walker to walk Arthur so that Doug can spend time with Carrie.

		04/04/2026 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Sight Gag
	Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind.

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