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		04/07/2026 5:30 am	South Park	Eat, Pray, Queef
	Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Eat, Pray, Queef Localized description: Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.
		04/07/2026 6:00 am	South Park	Fishsticks
	A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.

		04/07/2026 6:30 am	Pinewood Derby	Pinewood Derby
	Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

		04/07/2026 7:00 am	South Park	Fatbeard
	Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

		04/07/2026 7:30 am	South Park	Dead Celebrities
	Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

		04/07/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Butters' Bottom Bitch
	Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.

		04/07/2026 8:30 am	South Park	W.T.F.
	W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

		04/07/2026 9:00 am	South Park	Whale Whores
	Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.

		04/07/2026 9:30 am	South Park	The F Word
	The F Word - The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

		04/07/2026 10:00 am	South Park	Dances with Smurfs
	Dances with Smurfs - Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

		04/07/2026 10:30 am	South Park	Pee
	The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.

		04/07/2026 11:00 am	South Park	Sexual Healing
	Sexual Healing - The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.

		04/07/2026 11:30 am	South Park	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs
	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.

		04/07/2026 12:00 pm	South Park	Medicinal Fried Chicken
	Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back.

		04/07/2026 12:30 pm	South Park	You Have 0 Friends
	When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.

		04/07/2026 1:00 pm	Family Guy	The Peter Principal
	Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&B that quickly turns into a brothel.

		04/07/2026 1:30 pm	Family Guy	Dearly Deported
	Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico.

		04/07/2026 2:00 pm	Family Guy	A House Full of Peters
	Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.

		04/07/2026 2:30 pm	Family Guy	Emmy-Winning Episode
	Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits.

		04/07/2026 3:00 pm	Family Guy	Foxx in the Men House
	Peter dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland when he becomes friends with a cool paramedic.

		04/07/2026 3:30 pm	Family Guy	Nanny Goats
	The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, giving Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.

		04/07/2026 4:00 pm	Family Guy	Follow the Money
	Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog.

		04/07/2026 4:30 pm	Family Guy	Three Directors
	The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.

		04/07/2026 5:00 pm	Family Guy	The D in Apartment 23
	When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.

		04/07/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	Petey IV
	Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker.

		04/07/2026 6:00 pm	Family Guy	Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
	Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. After becoming a hero, Brian comes back with the family.

		04/07/2026 6:30 pm	Family Guy	Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas
	Paying tribute to A Christmas Carol, Peter is visited by the ghost of Patrick Swayze, who takes him on a journey around Quahog.

		04/07/2026 7:00 pm	Family Guy	Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
	Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist.

		04/07/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Dog Bites Bear
	Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot.

		04/07/2026 8:00 pm	Family Guy	V is for Mystery
	Stewie and Brian become detectives and embark on solving a string of murders set in Victorian era London.

		04/07/2026 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Veteran Guy
	Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard.

		04/07/2026 9:00 pm	Family Guy	The Woof of Wall Street
	Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

		04/07/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Member Berries
	In the season 20 premiere episode, the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.

		04/07/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Skank Hunt
	Kyle's dad manages to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.

		04/07/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	The Damned
	Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.

		04/07/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Wieners Out
	The boys band together to stand up for their rights.

		04/07/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Douche and a Danish
	Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race.

		04/08/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Fort Collins
	An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.

		04/08/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Oh, Jeez
	Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.

		04/08/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Members Only
	The new President-elect pays a visit to his hometown.

		04/08/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Not Funny
	Cartman is certain that Butters is trying to steal his girlfriend.

		04/08/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Crippled Summer
	Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

		04/08/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Poor and Stupid
	Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

		04/08/2026 3:00 am	South Park	It's A Jersey Thing
	New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

		04/08/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Insheeption
	When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

		04/08/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Crème Fraiche
	Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

		04/08/2026 4:30 am	South Park	HumancentiPad
	Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.

		04/08/2026 5:00 am	South Park	Funnybot
	Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

		04/08/2026 5:35 am	South Park	Royal Pudding
	The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.

		04/08/2026 6:10 am	South Park	T.M.I.
	Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.

		04/08/2026 6:45 am	South Park	Crack Baby Athletic Association
	Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.

		04/08/2026 7:15 am	South Park	City Sushi
	Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.

		04/08/2026 7:50 am	South Park	You're Getting Old
	Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.

		04/08/2026 8:25 am	South Park	Ass Burgers
	Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.

		04/08/2026 9:00 am	South Park	The Last of the Meheecans
	Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

		04/08/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Bass to Mouth
	The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.

		04/08/2026 10:00 am	Seinfeld	The Merv Griffin Show
	As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee.

		04/08/2026 10:30 am	Seinfeld	The Slicer
	While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.

		04/08/2026 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Betrayal
	Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.

		04/08/2026 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Apology
	While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.

		04/08/2026 12:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

		04/08/2026 12:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dealership
	Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.

		04/08/2026 1:00 pm	Family Guy	Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas
	Paying tribute to A Christmas Carol, Peter is visited by the ghost of Patrick Swayze, who takes him on a journey around Quahog.

		04/08/2026 1:30 pm	Family Guy	Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
	Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist.

		04/08/2026 2:00 pm	Family Guy	Dog Bites Bear
	Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot.

		04/08/2026 2:30 pm	Family Guy	V is for Mystery
	Stewie and Brian become detectives and embark on solving a string of murders set in Victorian era London.

		04/08/2026 3:00 pm	Family Guy	Veteran Guy
	Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard.

		04/08/2026 3:30 pm	Family Guy	The Woof of Wall Street
	Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

		04/08/2026 4:00 pm	Family Guy	"Family Guy" Through the Years
	The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s.

		04/08/2026 4:30 pm	Family Guy	Switch the Flip
	Chaos ensues in Quahog when Stewie's body-swapping machine malfunctions.

		04/08/2026 5:00 pm	Family Guy	HTTPete
	Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, attracting the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

		04/08/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	The Unkindest Cut
	Quagmire has a freak accident; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police.

		04/08/2026 6:00 pm	Family Guy	Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
	After falling into a coma, Peter comes face-to-face with God, leading him to ask some of life's tough questions.

		04/08/2026 6:30 pm	Family Guy	Married With Cancer
	Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.

		04/08/2026 7:00 pm	Family Guy	Dearly Deported
	Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico.

		04/08/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	A House Full of Peters
	Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.

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