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04/15/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight. | |||||
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04/16/2026 12:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia's Sicilian friends Philomena and Dominic come for a visit with shocking news. Philomena and Sophia met in the hospital when they were giving birth, and now Philomena and Dominic claim that Dorothy was switched at birth. | |||||
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04/16/2026 12:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche, Dorothy and Rose return home to discover Sophia in the midst of selling the house. A for sale sign was placed on the front lawn accidentally, but Blanche begins to consider it after seeing the amount that she's offered. | |||||
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04/16/2026 1:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche debates on whether or not to sell the house as she and the rest of the girls recall times they have spent together (via flashbacks). | |||||
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04/16/2026 1:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, has some wonderful news. She's going to become a mother through artificial insemination. However, Blanche is less then thrilled. She's totally against the entire thing. | |||||
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04/16/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/16/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/16/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified. | |||||
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04/16/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns that his girlfriend, Helen was once arrested for carrying a gun, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum. | |||||
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04/16/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett buys his wife mink coat their 25th wedding anniversary, but goofs in his attempt to keep it a secret. | |||||
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04/16/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home into a bachelor pad and tries to throw a swinging party. | |||||
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04/16/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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04/16/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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04/16/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet. | |||||
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04/16/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up. | |||||
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04/16/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt, Doc, Festus and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains. | |||||
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04/16/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon is cornered by three Sioux Indians as he goes to find help for the freezing passengers of a trapped train. | |||||
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04/16/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A seriously wounded old-time outlaw is brought to Dodge City where he tries to find his long-neglected daughter before he dies. | |||||
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04/16/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young man kills a notorious gunfighter in self-defense and becomes the victim of an unscrupulous reporter's publicity buildup. | |||||
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04/16/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Pursued by Marshal Matt Dillon, a Mexican bandit seeks sanctuary with a priest, his twin brother. | |||||
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04/16/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A state inspector learns some unique but result-getting police methods employed by the Mayberry sheriff. | |||||
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04/16/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Ellie give the Cinderella treatment to a farmer's daughter. | |||||
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04/16/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faced with the unpleasant duty of serving an eviction notice, discovers a way to save the mortgagee's home. | |||||
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04/16/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy delivers a baby for a farmers wife when the local doctor is unavailable | |||||
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04/16/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Through a series of coincidences, Barney captures a dangerous criminal... twice. | |||||
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04/16/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy helps a local musician get back to reality after success went to his head before he made good. | |||||
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04/16/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over anewly purchased can opener, that seems to have opened a can of worms. | |||||
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04/16/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial moodand not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior. | |||||
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04/16/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be.Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence forolder couples to experience. | |||||
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04/16/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardiansfor their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choosethe two people who they feel would be best . | |||||
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04/16/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a goodindication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit withrosary beads and prayer cards as gifts. | |||||
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04/16/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debrapoints out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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04/16/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a morethan regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again. | |||||
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04/16/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie's gynecologist needs to get some landscaping work done. She recommends Danny for the job and Danny tries to overcharge the doctor. Carrie starts to worry that the doctor will drop her as a patient after this. | |||||
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04/16/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that there will be layoffs at her firm & that her boss might be fired. She worries about losing her job. Meanwhile, Doug gets in trouble with Deacon when he loses the koosh ball that Deacon's son gave him. | |||||
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04/16/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out. | |||||
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04/16/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie loses her job, and Doug is annoyed that she does nothing all day when he is struggling to help them survive. Instead of job hunting, Carrie decides to make decorative cell phone covers, which look awful. | |||||
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04/16/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him. | |||||
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04/16/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have an arguement about what lead them to their current home, so they tell the story of what happened when they were house-hunting. Doug initially wanted a terrible house and Carrie hated it. | |||||
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04/16/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant. | |||||
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04/16/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. | |||||
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04/16/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television. | |||||
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04/16/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality. | |||||
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04/17/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine. | |||||
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04/17/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard (guest star CORBIN BERNSEN - Psych, L.A. Law), who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony. | |||||
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04/17/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine begins seeing a therapist (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK - "Will & Grace"), although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance. | |||||
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04/17/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| MARION ROSS ("Happy Days") guest stars as Agnes Ross, an elderly tenant who Matthew and Richard try to force out of an apartment they wish to rent. | |||||
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04/17/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/17/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/17/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for City Council. | |||||
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04/17/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Opie and Sam Jones tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son Mike. | |||||
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04/17/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Sam Jones team up to find a girl for Goober. they spot an ad for a computer dating service and get Goober to answer it. | |||||
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04/17/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land. | |||||
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04/17/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water-heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp. | |||||
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04/17/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger. | |||||
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04/17/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war. | |||||
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04/17/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day. | |||||
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04/17/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A family is held hostage by the relatives of a killer to prevent them from testifying at his trial. | |||||
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04/17/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A black man, to save his own life, must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train. | |||||
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04/17/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw grabs a hostage while Marshal Dillon is trying to arrest him and forces the marshal to work out a deal. | |||||
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04/17/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An Army sergeant is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll. | |||||
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04/17/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly runs afoul of the law when he releases a dangerous outlaw to visit his nine-year-old daughter. | |||||
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04/17/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office. | |||||
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04/17/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A schoolboy bully makes life miserable for seven-year-old Opie. | |||||
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04/17/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney resigns as he believes that Andy is trying to ease him out of his deputy sheriff job. | |||||
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04/17/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An attractive woman, who has been given a speeding ticket by Andy, pleads "not guilty" and uses female guile. | |||||
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04/17/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond. | |||||
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04/17/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is almost thrown for a loss by a charming female con artist. | |||||
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04/17/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie. | |||||
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04/17/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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04/17/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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04/17/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result ofhis being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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04/17/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when theylearn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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04/17/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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04/17/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in theline of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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04/17/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur wins $2500 in a Bingo game. Doug and Carrie are short on money since she lost her job, so they are forced to ask Arthur for money. Trouble comes when he wants to decide how the money is spent. | |||||
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04/17/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Since Doug & Carrie have watched Deacon & Kelly's kids so much, they ask Deacon & Kelly to watch Arthur for a night. Trouble arises when they ignore Carrie's warnings about what happens when Arthur eats spicy food. | |||||
