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		04/16/2026 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Thanks Man
	Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Thanks Man Localized description: Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out.
		04/16/2026 8:30 pm	King of Queens	American Idle
	Carrie loses her job, and Doug is annoyed that she does nothing all day when he is struggling to help them survive. Instead of job hunting, Carrie decides to make decorative cell phone covers, which look awful.

		04/16/2026 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Santa Claustrophobia
	Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him.

		04/16/2026 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Dougie Houser
	Doug and Carrie have an arguement about what lead them to their current home, so they tell the story of what happened when they were house-hunting. Doug initially wanted a terrible house and Carrie hated it.

		04/16/2026 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Voice
	As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.

		04/16/2026 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Serenity Now
	As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son.

		04/16/2026 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Blood
	Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television.

		04/16/2026 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Junk Mail
	Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality.

		04/17/2026 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The Mole
	Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine.

		04/17/2026 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	For Love or Money
	After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard (guest star CORBIN BERNSEN - Psych, L.A. Law), who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

		04/17/2026 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Doctor Little Man
	Christine begins seeing a therapist (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK - "Will & Grace"), although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance.

		04/17/2026 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The Curious Case of Britney B
	MARION ROSS ("Happy Days") guest stars as Agnes Ross, an elderly tenant who Matthew and Richard try to force out of an apartment they wish to rent.

		04/17/2026 2:00 am	The Drew Barrymore Show	The Drew Barrymore Show 6279
	The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience.

		04/17/2026 2:30 am	The Drew Barrymore Show	The Drew Barrymore Show 6280
	The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience.

		04/17/2026 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Sam For Town Council
	Sam Jones is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for City Council.

		04/17/2026 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and Mike
	Andy, Opie and Sam Jones tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son Mike.

		04/17/2026 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Girl For Goober
	Andy and Sam Jones team up to find a girl for Goober. they spot an ad for a computer dating service and get Goober to answer it.

		04/17/2026 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Mayberry RFD
	Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land.

		04/17/2026 5:00 am	MASH	Give em' Hell, Hawkeye
	Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water-heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp.

		04/17/2026 5:30 am	MASH	Wheelers and Dealers
	On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger.

		04/17/2026 6:00 am	MASH	Communication Breakdown
	Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war.

		04/17/2026 6:30 am	MASH	Twas the Day after Christmas
	To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.

		04/17/2026 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Witness
	A family is held hostage by the relatives of a killer to prevent them from testifying at his trial.

		04/17/2026 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Scavengers
	A black man, to save his own life, must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train.

		04/17/2026 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	McCabe
	An outlaw grabs a hostage while Marshal Dillon is trying to arrest him and forces the marshal to work out a deal.

		04/17/2026 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Sergeant Holly
	An Army sergeant is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.

		04/17/2026 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Jenny
	Newly runs afoul of the law when he releases a dangerous outlaw to visit his nine-year-old daughter.

		04/17/2026 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Bringing Up Opie
	Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office.

		04/17/2026 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and the Bully
	A schoolboy bully makes life miserable for seven-year-old Opie.

		04/17/2026 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's Replacement
	Barney resigns as he believes that Andy is trying to ease him out of his deputy sheriff job.

		04/17/2026 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and the Woman Speeder
	An attractive woman, who has been given a speeding ticket by Andy, pleads "not guilty" and uses female guile.

		04/17/2026 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
	A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.

		04/17/2026 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney on the Rebound
	Barney is almost thrown for a loss by a charming female con artist.

		04/17/2026 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	No Thanks
	Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie.

		04/17/2026 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Left Back
	While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age.

		04/17/2026 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Christmas Picture
	Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.

		04/17/2026 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	What's With Robert?
	When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result ofhis being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy.

		04/17/2026 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Bully on the Bus
	Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when theylearn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus.

		04/17/2026 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Prodigal Son
	Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner.

		04/17/2026 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Rodeo
	Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in theline of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother.

		04/17/2026 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Frigid Heirs
	Arthur wins $2500 in a Bingo game. Doug and Carrie are short on money since she lost her job, so they are forced to ask Arthur for money. Trouble comes when he wants to decide how the money is spent.

		04/17/2026 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Switch Sitters
	Since Doug & Carrie have watched Deacon & Kelly's kids so much, they ask Deacon & Kelly to watch Arthur for a night. Trouble arises when they ignore Carrie's warnings about what happens when Arthur eats spicy food.

		04/17/2026 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Cheap Saks
	Doug runs into an ex-girlfriend at an art gallery with Carrie. He does not want contact with her, but Carrie initially likes her, and they begin hanging out; soon she wants to stop seeing Trish because she is extremely annoying.

		04/17/2026 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Damned Yankee
	Doug is sent to the hospital to have his appendix removed. When Carrie is visiting Doug, she hears him talking about other women in his sleep and she gets jealous about it.

		04/17/2026 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Multiple Plots
	Doug has a new delivery route and has to deliver to a guy that always answers the door in nothing but a towel. Carrie takes up dog walking to make extra cash. Arthur has a burial plot to sell, but accidentally gives it away.

		04/17/2026 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Trash Talker
	Deacon has a new friend, but it turns out that his new friend is Doug's old enemy from high school. This causes trouble with their friendship because Doug still hates the him for telling people he ate food out of the trash can.

		04/17/2026 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Merv Griffin Show
	As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee.

		04/17/2026 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Slicer
	While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.

		04/17/2026 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Betrayal
	Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.

		04/17/2026 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apology
	While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.

		04/18/2026 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Nuts
	Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) points out to Christine her tendency to flake when things get tough, and tries to teach her how to follow through.

		04/18/2026 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
	Richard asks Christine to set him up on a date to help him get over New Christine. Guest star (and real-life wife of series star Clark Gregg) JENNIFER GREY appears as his date.

		04/18/2026 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I Love Woo, I Hate You
	Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing.

		04/18/2026 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
	When Christine finds out Ritchie is the school bully, she decides to set a good example by making amends with the woman (AMY SEDARIS) she bullied as a kid.

		04/18/2026 2:00 am	Roseanne	Life and Stuff
	Roseanne is driven over the edge by Darlene's classroom behavior and Dan's failure to fix the plumbing on his day off.

		04/18/2026 2:36 am	Roseanne	We're in the Money
	Roseanne and Dan agree to use his big cash advance to pay off their debts. Both splurge on gifts for themselves - and try to hide the purchases from each other.

		04/18/2026 3:12 am	Roseanne	D-I-V-O-R-C-E
	Roseanne and Dan run into a recently divorced friend. Dan begins to overanalyze his own marriage. Jackie forgets she promised to babysit Roseanne's kids.

		04/18/2026 3:48 am	Roseanne	Language Lessons
	Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which exposes Dan's true feelings about Jackie.

		04/18/2026 4:24 am	Roseanne	Radio Days
	Roseanne encourages Dan's decision to enter a country-western song writing contest. Meanwhile, the friction between Booker and Jackie heats up.

		04/18/2026 5:00 am	Roseanne	Lovers' Lanes
	Roseanne gets a glimpse at Becky's first boyfriend. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie. If she loses, she'll have to spend the night with him.

		04/18/2026 5:36 am	Roseanne	The Memory Game
	Dan is enthusiastic to take photographs for his and Roseanne's upcoming fifteen-year high school reunion. Roseanne learns of a secret Dan has kept from her for years.

		04/18/2026 6:12 am	Roseanne	Here's to Good Friends
	Roseanne and Jackie console a broken-hearted Crystal by taking her out on the town. Jackie notices Booker with another woman.

		04/18/2026 6:48 am	Roseanne	Dan's Birthday Bash
	Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully at his birthday party. Becky awaits a dinner invitation from Chip.

		04/18/2026 7:24 am	Roseanne	Saturday
	Roseanne bets Dan that he can't stop wasting time long enough to fix his truck. If she loses, she'll have to do all the snow shoveling for the rest of her life. If she wins, Dan has to clean the oven for the rest of his life.

		04/18/2026 8:00 am	Roseanne	Canoga Time
	Roseanne and Dan are at odds over which of their possessions to save and which to donate to the PTA rummage sale.

		04/18/2026 8:36 am	Roseanne	The Monday Thru Friday Show
	Roseanne and Dan decide to take the honeymoon they never had. The couple disagrees about where they should go for their romantic getaway. Meanwhile, Becky refuses to dissect a frog in class while Darlene starts a paper route.

		04/18/2026 9:12 am	Roseanne	Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
	Dan doesn't understand Crystal's devotion to her deceased husband (who had cheated on her numerous times). Darlene is confused by her parents' reactions to her new smoking habit.

		04/18/2026 9:48 am	Roseanne	Father's Day
	Roseanne is forced into the role of peacemaker between Dan and his father during a weekend visit.

		04/18/2026 10:24 am	Roseanne	Nightmare on Oak Street
	Roseanne and Dan struggle to handle Darlene's transition into womanhood.

		04/18/2026 11:00 am	Roseanne	Mall Story
	The Conner family spends the day together at the mall. Unfortunately, family time turns into a disaster when Roseanne and Becky disagree over a party dress, Darlene goes on a junk food binge, and Dan gets in a tight squeeze.

		04/18/2026 11:30 am	Roseanne	Becky's Choice
	Roseanne invites Chip and his parents over for a dinner party on the same night Becky has plans with her secret other boyfriend. Chip's family and the Conners come to blows in a battle of the classes.

		04/18/2026 12:00 pm	Roseanne	The Slice of Life
	Roseanne and Dan fear the worst when Darlene is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.

		04/18/2026 12:30 pm	Roseanne	Workin' Overtime
	Roseanne's balancing act of motherhood and heavy overtime at work reaches a boiling point. Having been pushed to the edge, Roseanne runs away to a diner.

		04/18/2026 1:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

		04/18/2026 1:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dealership
	Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.

		04/18/2026 2:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Reverse Peephole
	Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet.

		04/18/2026 2:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cartoon
	Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.

		04/18/2026 3:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Strongbox
	As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.

		04/18/2026 3:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wizard
	As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents.

		04/18/2026 4:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Burning
	Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.

		04/18/2026 4:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bookstore
	Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.

		04/18/2026 5:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Frogger
	As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.

		04/18/2026 5:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Maid
	When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname.

		04/18/2026 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 1
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		04/18/2026 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 2
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		04/18/2026 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Precedent Nixin'
	Doug and Carrie are going to Florida to visit Doug's parents. Everything is going great until Doug and Carrie check into their hotel and realize it is filled with people on Spring Break.

		04/18/2026 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Foe: Pa
	Carrie has an interview at a prestigous real-estate firm, but Arthur ruins the interview by acting crazy in the lobby. Doug has to patch things up between them & Arthur is determined to fix everything he has screwed up for her.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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