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04/17/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | |||||
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04/17/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. | |||||
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04/17/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. | |||||
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04/17/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. | |||||
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04/17/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show. | |||||
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04/17/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. | |||||
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04/18/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. | |||||
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04/18/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure. | |||||
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04/18/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. | |||||
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04/18/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game. | |||||
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04/18/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. | |||||
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04/18/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. | |||||
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04/18/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun. | |||||
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04/18/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. | |||||
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04/18/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie celebrates her first year as a city councilwoman. Tom fields an offer to buy Rent-A-Swag. April and Diane each deliver surprising news. | |||||
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04/18/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Diane reveals she's pregnant, Ron proposes and they get married at the office. Meanwhile, an award sends Leslie and some of the staff to London. | |||||
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04/18/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Diane reveals she's pregnant, Ron proposes and they get married at the office. Meanwhile, an award sends Leslie and some of the staff to London. | |||||
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04/18/2026 5:36 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie, Ben and Chris visit Eagleton to discuss financial matters. Meanwhile, Ann takes April to her vet school orientation and Ron tries to erase his identity. | |||||
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04/18/2026 6:12 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie tries to unite the Pawnee and Eagleton departments, with disastrous results. Ann breaks the news that she and Chris are moving to Michigan. | |||||
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04/18/2026 6:48 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie does damage control when Donna inadvertently sends out a racy message via the department's Twitter account. Ben convinces Ron to prepare his last will and testament. | |||||
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04/18/2026 7:24 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie throws Ben a '90s-themed birthday bash but ends up missing it for a filibuster. Andy returns from London, if only for a while. | |||||
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04/18/2026 8:00 am |
The Office |
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| Pam's contractions begin, but she and Jim are determined to delay the delivery to get the most out of their insurance. | |||||
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04/18/2026 8:30 am |
The Office |
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| Pam gives birth to a daughter, and back at the office, Kevin develops a crush on Erin. | |||||
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04/18/2026 9:00 am |
The Office |
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| When the sales staff lets Sabre's new ʺsales is kingʺ policy get to their heads, Michael hides their new leads. | |||||
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04/18/2026 9:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael gets kicked out of a bar after trying to impress a woman, Andy and Erin want to keep their relationship secret, and Dwight rethinks his prenatal contract with Angela. | |||||
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04/18/2026 10:00 am |
The Office |
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| Michael takes Erin out to lunch for Secretary's Day and lets slip about Andy and Angela's relationship, and Oscar makes a video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's. | |||||
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04/18/2026 10:30 am |
The Office |
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| Pam and Jim work on their first sales pitch together, but Michael keeps interrupting to flirt with their client, and Dwight wants Kelly to join a minority training program. | |||||
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04/18/2026 11:00 am |
The Office |
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| Michael suspects that Donna is cheating on him, and Andy is frustrated that no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. | |||||
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04/18/2026 11:30 am |
The Office |
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| New parents Pam and Jim have trouble staying awake in the office, and Angela takes matters into her own hands after Dwight refuses to honor their contract. | |||||
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04/18/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| The press finds out that Sabre's printers catch on fire, and Jo shows up to the office in hopes of finding out who the whistleblower is. | |||||
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04/18/2026 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy plays it cool after Erin shows interest in another man, and Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank of her own. | |||||
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04/18/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight vows revenge on the Steamtown Mall after a shop owner snubs him, and Pam conspires to change her job title. | |||||
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04/18/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy invites the entire office to his community theater production of ʺSweeney Toddʺ in hopes that Erin will attend. | |||||
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04/18/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Believing he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends, including Jan and Holly, and Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office. | |||||
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04/18/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| When a competing sales associate steals a Dunder Mifflin client, Michael, Jim and Dwight set up a sting to find out his sales secrets, and Andy decides to start a band. | |||||
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04/18/2026 3:00 pm |
The Wedding Singer |
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| Starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. In 1985, Robbie Hart is a wedding singer who is having problems picking up the pieces of his life after being left at the altar. | |||||
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04/18/2026 5:00 pm |
Happy Gilmore |
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| Starring Adam Sandler. Happy Gilmore takes his impressive hockey skills to the PGA Tour in order to win some money to save his grandmother's home. | |||||
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04/18/2026 7:00 pm |
Blended |
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04/18/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget. | |||||
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04/18/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. | |||||
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04/18/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. | |||||
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04/18/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. | |||||
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04/18/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret. | |||||
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04/19/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class. | |||||
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04/19/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all. | |||||
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04/19/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. | |||||
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04/19/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. | |||||
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04/19/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. | |||||
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04/19/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. | |||||
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04/19/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. | |||||
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04/19/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. | |||||
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04/19/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie spends the day of the recall vote planning for Halloween celebrations. Ron gives Tom advice on selling his business. | |||||
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04/19/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie comes to terms with being recalled, but her lame-duck fight to add fluoride to Pawnee's drinking water sets off a series of disasters. | |||||
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04/19/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and Councilman Jamm clash over a park proposal. Ben gets a hobby, then a job. Meanwhile, Tom, April and Donna help Rob sell his cabin in the woods. | |||||
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04/19/2026 5:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| In the wake of yet another Councilman Dexhart scandal, Leslie, facing her last days in office, announces her plans to run for city council. Chris and Ann find out the sex of their child. | |||||
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04/19/2026 6:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie returns to her old job, and Ben replaces Chris as city manager. Meanwhile, Andy and April pull a series of pranks on Ben. | |||||
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04/19/2026 6:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and Ben clash over the handling of the new farmers market. Ann's pregnancy starts to get on everyone's nerves. April supports Andy in a new creative venture. | |||||
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04/19/2026 7:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie throws Ann and Chris a going-away party and attempts to fulfill a promise to Ann. The guys try to find the perfect goodbye gift for Chris. | |||||
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04/19/2026 7:30 am |
The Wedding Singer |
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| Starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. In 1985, Robbie Hart is a wedding singer who is having problems picking up the pieces of his life after being left at the altar. | |||||
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04/19/2026 9:30 am |
Blended |
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04/19/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date. | |||||
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04/19/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/19/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/19/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends. | |||||
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04/19/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend. | |||||
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04/19/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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04/19/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/19/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/19/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/19/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/19/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/19/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/19/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Fame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire. | |||||
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04/19/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas. Meanwhile, Stewie goes back in time to save Brian. | |||||
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04/19/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella." | |||||
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04/19/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter craps his pants during the mourning of his mom. Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death. | |||||
